THE person person

its me person person ( @papercutzo 's oc account)

[thatonepersonperson]

welcome to my blog

its me person person! hi!

currently participating in this ask game (please send me asks. i am starving)

[dr-venstal]

how are you today

I don’t see why you’re asking, but I’m doing fine.

[thatonepersonperson]

alright cool. do you wanna hang out or something. i'm bored and tbr is asleep and my clone has been navigating an underwater research facility so i actually have nothing else to do. i have a wii

[dr-venstal]

No.

[thatonepersonperson]

ok fuck you then. i'm casting level 2 leg cramps on you. good luck you boring ass.

[dr-venstal]

See this is exactly why I don’t want to hang out with you.

[thatonepersonperson]

i was being so nice and kind and you spit in my face. you have no manners or courtesy. i would have made you hot chocolate and burgers. but you're ungrateful to life's opportunities.

[dr-venstal]

You’ve threatened my life multiple times. I think it’s perfectly reasonable to want to stay as far away from you as possible.

[thatonepersonperson]

this is why you're boring

[dr-venstal]

how are you today

I don’t see why you’re asking, but I’m doing fine.

[thatonepersonperson]

alright cool. do you wanna hang out or something. i'm bored and tbr is asleep and my clone has been navigating an underwater research facility so i actually have nothing else to do. i have a wii

[dr-venstal]

No.

[thatonepersonperson]

ok fuck you then. i'm casting level 2 leg cramps on you. good luck you boring ass.

[dr-venstal]

See this is exactly why I don’t want to hang out with you.

[thatonepersonperson]

i was being so nice and kind and you spit in my face. you have no manners or courtesy. i would have made you hot chocolate and burgers. but you're ungrateful to life's opportunities.

[dr-venstal]

how are you today

I don’t see why you’re asking, but I’m doing fine.

[thatonepersonperson]

alright cool. do you wanna hang out or something. i'm bored and tbr is asleep and my clone has been navigating an underwater research facility so i actually have nothing else to do. i have a wii

[dr-venstal]

No.

[thatonepersonperson]

ok fuck you then. i'm casting level 2 leg cramps on you. good luck you boring ass.

[dr-venstal]

how are you today

I don’t see why you’re asking, but I’m doing fine.

[thatonepersonperson]

alright cool. do you wanna hang out or something. i'm bored and tbr is asleep and my clone has been navigating an underwater research facility so i actually have nothing else to do. i have a wii

[zippyzapparoo]

@prettypinkarm WHY DO YOU MAKE QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS. YOU ALMOST SEEM COOL

[prettypinkarm]

:( I thought you seemed really cool...

[zippyzapparoo]

that’s because i AM.

[thatonepersonperson]

AM? say that again..

[zippyzapparoo]

nerd

[thatonepersonperson]

you made a whole robot and work for a big giant government i am NOT the nerd here. look in a mirror

[dr-venstal]

There are some things considered “off limits” here that I’ve never quite understood.

[prettypinkarm]

Lame... Like what though?

[dr-venstal]

Alternate dimensions, wide-scale chemical weapons, certain concepts that extend too far into science fiction… Things like that.

[thatonepersonperson]

there's a few reasons. with alternate dimensions it can be really awkward to meet yourself. plus you could also pick up diseases and spread them to your home dimension

chemical warfare is kind of just a geneva convention violation

and other concepts TBR probably just considers an alley not worth going down

[thatonepersonperson]

did you know that if you die someone they kill? wow

[thatonepersonperson]

It's my 4 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

How old are you?

I am four years old!

You are the youngest Person EVER!

[zippyzapparoo]

@prettypinkarm WHY DO YOU MAKE QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS. YOU ALMOST SEEM COOL

[prettypinkarm]

:( I thought you seemed really cool...

[zippyzapparoo]

that’s because i AM.

[thatonepersonperson]

AM? say that again..

[thatonepersonperson]

beyond the obvious answer, who do you think is your favorite person to interact with?

probably eturnamax. me and him have been day one friends and he's like the only one at my power level so we can get away with a lot of bullshit together. he's fun

[thatonepersonperson]

how long do you think this will be able to last? how long do you have until he runs out of sympathy?

how do i block anons

[raymondwithoutad]

hey if you ever want top surgery i can take your whole damn torso just let me know

not interested in either of those options. im fine the way i am

[thatonepersonperson]

good for you then

[dr-venstal]

top five favorite crimes… GO

I don’t have a list. I don’t know who you take me for, but the law generally likes me. And I like it too. I only disregard it when it gets in the way of my research or goals.

[prettypinkarm]

5. Larson

4. Torture

3. Robbery

2. Practicing Medicine without a license

1. Drunk Driving

[mozzarellamozzarellamozzarella]

5. THEFT

4. CANNIBALISM

3. DRUG POSSESSION AND MANUFACTURING

2. ARSON

1. DISTURBING THE PEACE

[thatonepersonperson]

5. organ trade/trafficking

4. also cannibalism. twinsies !!

3. petty theft

2. grand larceny

1. performing surgery without a license

[dr-venstal]

HAVE YOU PEOPLE COMMITTED THESE CRIMES OR IS THIS ALL THEORETICAL??? PLEASE TELL ME IM GETTING WORRIED.

[thatonepersonperson]

oh we have all committed these and intend to commit more

[dr-venstal]

top five favorite crimes… GO

I don’t have a list. I don’t know who you take me for, but the law generally likes me. And I like it too. I only disregard it when it gets in the way of my research or goals.

[prettypinkarm]

5. Larson

4. Torture

3. Robbery

2. Practicing Medicine without a license

1. Drunk Driving

[mozzarellamozzarellamozzarella]

5. THEFT

4. CANNIBALISM

3. DRUG POSSESSION AND MANUFACTURING

2. ARSON

1. DISTURBING THE PEACE

[thatonepersonperson]

5. organ trade/trafficking

4. also cannibalism. twinsies !!

3. petty theft

2. grand larceny

1. performing surgery without a license

[thatonepersonperson]

🌳

should've been birch

[thatonepersonperson]

sorry i forgot about the ask game 🌳- Does this oc collect anything? i collect people. to be exact, i borrow or even take the higherups creations for my own entertainment. they're endearing. from this ask game

[oldest-foxxe]

It's weird to collect sentient living people you know

[thatonepersonperson]

we're mere things to them. they can always just take another from a different dimension.

[thatonepersonperson]

🌳

should've been birch

[thatonepersonperson]

sorry i forgot about the ask game 🌳- Does this oc collect anything? i collect people. to be exact, i borrow or even take the higherups creations for my own entertainment. they're endearing. from this ask game