Nothing is true, Everything is permitted.

Alex. 19. Australia. A person who can't give up anything, can change nothing. Cherish the moment while you can cause it certainly won't last forever

[sideburnsandamustache]

Visit Original Link

One time I had to go to a concert with a friend who was traveling from out of town to get there and missed out on getting to meet the voice of Goku. My older brother (who, may the record show, always made fun of me for watching DBZ) decided to have Goku leave me a message. It is NSFW. My childhood was crushed. Enjoy.

(For real though, this is the greatest sound clip to ever exist in my life and I’m so happy it happened)

[betaruga]

This is seriously THE best performance any English dub Goku has ever given, and I am not fucking kidding.

[wakemeupwhenyou-talk-about-gochi]

reblog this again because this is seriously the most funny goku thing I’ve ever heard :)

[notanotherbrickinthewall]

“Kamehame on this bitch”

[poo189]

YES IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

[purephaser]

to whoever made this. thank you

[enshah-06-deactivated20210515]

@angelxmikey

[angelxmikey]

What the fuck even is this

[vegetapsycho]

Running man goku n luffy yall

[mogifire]

[blundstone-deactivated20170419]

Fucking hell this is 10/10

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Well the end kind of threw me for a loop but overall this is a quality post.

[ninety-sevener-deactivated20180]

Sleepy eyes and a mind full of you.

[kesinhallederiz]

[lovelysuggestion]

find someone who makes you happy. not necessarily a lover, but just someone who makes you feel safe and at peace

[the-homie-sexual]

plot twist: you let someone in and they don’t fuck you over

[smolmzd-deactivated20150612]

things i’m bad at:

eye contact

expressing feelings

making decisions

telling someone what i want

explaining why i act a certain way

getting motivated to do stuff

knowing what i want

paying attention to people

[thoughtfultea]

People become attractive over time as you get to know them. Someone who you once felt completely neutral towards can make your stomach do somersaults. It’s not that they were not good looking to begin with, it’s just that things happened which made your conscience ease up and your heart changed. Good character can contribute to how someone perceives you.

[serious]

I wish people could just say how they feel like ‘Hey I really don’t like when you do that to me’ or ‘Hey I’m in love with you’ or ‘Hi I really miss you and I think about you all the time’ without sounding desperate. Why can’t everyone be painfully honest and just save people the trouble.

maybe because some people just can’t face and accept the truth (via misjudgments)

-

(via idxntcaretho)

[queerclear]

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

[funnybrunette]

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

“hey i finished this question” good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

[fyeahmovieclub]

[thatredditguy]

The Customer Is Not Always Right: Getting Owned By the Owner Part 2

Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 2

COFFEE SHOP | LEICESTER, ENGLAND, UK

(I’m standing in a fairly short queue when a businessman walks in, pushes straight to the front and starts dictating his order to the 20-something year old cashier.)

Cashier: “I’m afraid you’re going to have to go to the back of the queue, sir.”

Business man: “I have an important meeting shortly. You must serve me now!”

Cashier: “Yeah, the longer you stand there, the later you’re going to be. Back of the queue.”

Business man: “Do you have any idea who I am?”

Cashier: “Nope. Now shut up and go to the back of the queue.”

Business man: “How dare you talk to me like that?! Get me your manager now!”

(The cashier sighs heavily, walks into the back, comes out with an older woman in tow and nods her towards the businessman, then disappears back into the back.)

Manager: “What seems to be the problem, sir?”

Business man: “That boy was incredibly rude to me! I demand you fire him immediately!”

Manager: “I’m afraid I don’t have the authority to do that, but if you want I can get the owner for you.”

Business man: “Bah! Fine, but I expect to be compensated for having to go through all of this trouble!”

Manager: “I’m sure you can discuss that with him, sir.”

(She then walks into the back, then comes out again with the now grinning cashier.)

Cashier: “Yo.”

Business man: “What’s the meaning of this? I said I wanted to talk to the owner!”

Cashier: “Like I said, yo.”

(The businessman silently gapes for a few seconds, then walks out stammering threats about having his head and closing the shop down.)

Manager: “Why do you always have to involve me?”

Cashier: “I just love the look on their stupid little faces when they find out I own this joint.”

(The manager rolls her eyes and walks into back.)

Cashier: “I love this job. What can I get you?”

[z0mbiitch-blog]

My special talents include: jumping to the worst conclusion possible and worrying about that thing for hours.

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

I went to a party once and everyone was supposed to pitch in some money to buy adderall. I had never tried or even heard of it but I was young and stupid so I gave them 20 bucks. Later on, after we all took it, everybody was going crazy and having a good time and I was just sitting on the couch quietly so I googled ‘adderall’ on my phone and learned that it’s used to treat ADHD.

I have ADHD.

I paid 20 dollars to calm down.