Ramblings and Nonsense

Mostly the nonsense

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Phallic snacks like bananas

Jerry ate nuts every day He also loved his bananas Jerry was also in high school So the other kids would go bonanza

They made fun of his snacks Because they were phallic They teased him relentlessly The shitty little smart alecks

One day a girl low on potassium Was feeling really lightheaded Jerry gave her his banana Years later the two were wedded

The moral is to always be kind Don’t make gay jokes you think are so clever And always have a banana on you Or you will never get laid ever

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Poems are hard

Some days poems can be really hard And I don’t even know how to flard

Sometimes you can’t make a rhyme So you force out a word like plime

There’s days you’re not in the mood But its important so you grude

Have I made my point? I bet you’re rolling your eyes at my toint

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Escape into a Book

I usually love reading books Being taken away and escape My mind filled with new ideas Sci-fi, fantasy, or superhero capes

So many great stories worth reading And a few that really are not Too bad tv is so much easier Brb I’m going to go let my brain rot

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Dream Symbolism

I dreamt I was a mighty horse Galloping in the fields of grass I think it was symbolic of something I should have paid attention in class

Does it represent freedom and adventure Even if that does sound cheesy Wait I wasn’t a horse, I was a donkey Nevermind, the symbolism is easy

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New Year, Start Strong

A brand new year begins

It gonna be a fresh start

The possibilities are endless

Yet, here’s a poem about a fart

*lifts one leg up and farts right at you*

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Let’s make content baby

What is the best way to self-motivate It’s probably not laying in bed all day Gotta force myself up so I can create Something I will hate and throw away

Just gotta keep trying again and again Until in joy my soul does figure eights Is that possible? Can the cycle end? Nah, just make some dumb shit that I hate

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The Kitchen is so far

I am hungry some lunch But the kitchen so far away Maybe I will just skip eating In my bed I want to stay

Getting up is a chore Even as my stomach rumbles I’ll just lay here hungry and alone As I swipe around on Bumble

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The SHOCKING poem

Take a shit in my mouth Punch an old lady in the face Steal from a homeless person Make angry remarks about race

Here is my super shocking poem To get people riled up It goes viral and I get cancelled When this post blows up

What’s next is an apology video People debate if its sincere or not In months people forget and move on To the next controversy that is hot

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Nightly Ablutions

Last night I brushed my teeth

And flossed between them as well

Then in bed I ate a sleeve of Oreos

I’m going to dentist hell

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The Boob Tube

Every day I watch TV its such a big waste of time Sitting there with my brain off Should be considered a crime

I have so much I need to do And none of it is getting done Let’s turn this off and get going Nah, I guess I’m the world’s biggest bum

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The dirtiest room in the world

The never ending battle of cleaning your room

It always looks like a bomb went kaboom

You pick up your clothes but more takes its place

Why did I buy so many socks? What a waste

The bed is eternally and always unmade

Maybe to win I should just buy a fun maid

I don’t think that I could afford the price

I guess I’ll just roll around in the filth with the mice

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Wishing upon a Star

When you wish upon a star What you wish for you’ll never get Not that boat, or house, or ever guitar And it won’t get you out of debt

Fairy tales are not real you jack screw Come back to reality If you want your wishes to come true Marry rich and then you’ll be free

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Poems are bad

Here I am in my room

Writing bad poetry

If you don’t believe me, very soon

You’ll see how bad it can be

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Christmas Shrooms

I took shrooms on Christmas Day It may have been a mistake It messed with my mind and I went cray The entire world seemed fake

On the upside there were some epiphanies Be understanding and kinda and nice Most people are sad and lonely When being selfish just think twice

So what is going to happen next year? Will I trip on shrooms again? We’ll see when it gets more near If into my mind I will once more descend

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Brooding Batman

Batman is so dark and brooding Muttering to himself in the dark About whatever villain he is feuding With while holding in a fart

He sees the Joker in an alley But goes the opposite way, he has to split He shouldn't have eaten all that brie Turns out that fart was a big ol' shit

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Jenny makes a mistake

Jenny broke up with her boyfriend And was utterly devastated Even thought he was lowly rated For five years they were mated

Jenny broke up with her boyfriend Would she have left him if she had known That she would so alone She called him up on the phone

Jenny got back together with her boyfriend Knowing it would be a huge mistake She knew he was again being fake And again her heart would break

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girlfriend one day maybe

I keep saying I want a girlfriend But in reality I never even try I never go out on Friday nights On apps I don’t even swipe

I get lonely like anybody else But it’s too much work and I’m shy Plus I’m broke and ugly too So with my hand and tears I’ll get by