Marry Me, Archie

Reader, writer, renegade fighter. I’m the renaissance woman your mother never bothered warning you about, because she knew I’d probably love your cat more than I like you.

[thatroxiegirl]

What would be your assessment of Donald trumps presidency so far ?

Wait, that was supposed to be a presidency?! 

[thatroxiegirl]

you hurtin for a squirtin? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Well, it’s gotta hurt a little to feel good, I suppose...

[babeimgonnaleaveu]

Forrest Gump (1994) dir. Robert Zemeckis

[thatroxiegirl]

I dont like berejiklian but tbh I sleep much better at night without baird his policies wrecked nsw up our economy won't be the same for years also his greyhound thing made me feel so shitty those dogs are getting abused right and left which will keep on cos of that arsehole he egged on a world of animal pain he is responsible for all that

Sure thing buddy. At least the horses you’re kicking are dead, I suppose

[thatroxiegirl]

Browsing old Tumblr posts looking for something. Must be real great to be Anon, knowing just how shit Gladys turned out to be. Imagine being so fucking stupid.

[thatroxiegirl]

You've expressed explicitly your contempt for matrimony! You've student loans to pay and will not risk the alimony! We spend our days locked in a room content inside a bubble, and in the night time we go out and scour the streets for trouble!

😍😍😍

[thatroxiegirl]

Are you a virgin

Totally

[thatroxiegirl]

Whats ur penis size

Like, an inch. But I have other skills.

[thatroxiegirl]

Hey I just found your blog and I think you’re adorable :-)

Awww shucks

[thatroxiegirl]

Archie as in Archie Bunker?

It's technically a song quote. Alvvays are a super cute band and I love them

[thatroxiegirl]

Your a virgin right?

Obviously

[thatroxiegirl]

Kevin Rudd saved Australian civilization. You might not see it yet, but one day, you’ll thank him, just you watch. I swear on my mum’s head you shall.

Kevin Rudd was a foul-tempered misogynist who deserved to lose his job.

[thatroxiegirl]

Are you black

negative.

[thatroxiegirl]

Have u done the tide pod challenge

the what?

[thatroxiegirl]

Are rimjobs worth it

sure

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[cursedwitchazel]

actually first heard of this song because of @thatroxiegirl :))

[thatroxiegirl]

I’ve never been so happy :3

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[trickydickswetnwildwaterheist]

@thatroxiegirl

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😂😂😂

[thatroxiegirl]

Hello yes I ruin selfies (at Sydney Opera House)