Sax, drums, and rock n' roll

I hide my crippling self hate beneath a mask of narcissism :)

[positivitybreathescreativity]

[rockhardgeologist]

[visual-poetry]

by douglas gordon (+)

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[thepastelqueenofhell]

As Remus Lupin once said, “Eat. You’ll feel better.”

[justbadpuns]

I got a two-pack of Beethoven’s greatest symphonies for $5. It was a score!

[thats-bassist]

I saw this on Facebook, liked it, and then thought about it for a few seconds before unliking. I'm currently in a placement in a middle school class. If any of the kids were to find my profile, see the word pussy (or dumbasses for that matter), and then asked their parents about it I would probably be kicked out of the placement. What's completely ridiculous is that I, a 19 year old education student, am held to a higher standard of conduct than someone who may be the next president of the United States.

[neopats]

[whatsfreebaseandwhatsfreeabouti]

[iraffiruse]

[tumbling-website]

Reblog for the last one

[inbreadshark-deactivated2016030]

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

[pemwin]

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

[sexybritishllama]

so there’s this board in our school showing a bunch of amazing answers people actually gave in exams. its like a hall of shame

[sexybritishllama]

A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING TO SEE SOME MORE OF THESE SO HERE YOU GO

[themasterofawkwardness]

IT’S CALLED TEST TAKING NOT CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

[lenmanas-deactivated20141025]

[timeywimeyjedi]

[tastefullyoffensive]

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“Hmm, a birdie. Oooh, my tail. But wait, a birdie…”

[handsomedogs]

Quincy

[stability]

[bitchpleaseteachme]

[david-tennants-little-fangirl]

[the-kellephant]

I still laugh at this every single time I see it.

[hannibalsjuicyass]

I swing both ways. Aggressively. With my dagger. To make sure that nobody comes near me.