llamas are nature's greatest warriors

eloise | 28 | she/her follow your dreams but more importantly follow my blog

[onlycosmere]

[peachdoxie]

By the way this book is over 1000 pages long

[pomarrillo]

looked at so many photos of people hugging cows for this one

ardbert my goat

[gyrovagi]

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

[terkaterr]

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

[gelphienation]

I mean surely we all grew up feeling like there was a wrongness inherently deep inside us that will endure for the rest of our lives

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[tooies]

when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal

[sexybritishllama]

finally got around to reading the book that i picked for book club this month. it’s bad 😔

[syncarida]

I think it can walking up to me and putting its head on my shoe for. I don't know.

[terramythos]

apparently amazon's AI catastrophically fucked up and equated bytes with gigabytes so started billing aws customers literally billions of dollars for their data usage

[terramythos]

the percentage increase. i'm fucking wheezing

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]

[taraxippos]

WHO DID THIS

[taraxippos]

Rockwith Aleaf

[sexybritishllama]

it's important to remember that, much like coworkers, redditors are not real people and you do not need to listen to their opinions

[phantomrose96]

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

[loki-zen]

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

[chameliyun]

just tried to reference the xkcd "today's lucky 10,000" comic but I wanted to explain xkcd first, so I was like "you probably know the one about experts in the field overestimating their audience's familiarity with the subject matter" and uh. he didn't. love me some irony

[claypigeonpottery]

I truly sacrificed to create this ridiculous mug. biting clay is a bad sensory experience 😔 who would have guessed

I’m tempted not to glaze the bite marks so it looks like it was bitten through the glaze lmao

[sexybritishllama]

my internet connection on my work laptop is god awful so when i'm in meetings or presenting i usually just use my personal laptop. was showing a demo of our virtual classroom earlier to some new staff members and one of them asked to see what the file sharing option looked like, but i hadn't prepared any normal example files to upload. so in a panic i went to my most recent images folder and genuinely this was the least incriminating thing i could find so i just uploaded and showed them this for the demonstration

[o0kawaii0o]

Hero of Time