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my other recent song on repeat has been blame brett by the beaches which, again, just a good song, but it initially stuck out to me because my bf pointed out that the gif they use for this song on spotify is two of the band members doing this little synchronised hopping movement across a stage and it's genuinely hypnotic. idk how to actually get the original gif off spotify so you get this bad screen recording instead

#eloise talks #i need to listen to more of the beaches stuff i like their vibe from what i've heard #everyone say yay for lesbians

fawnamber

i just clock in on tumblr and post some bullshitttt everyday

i've been listening to the song 'here come the cats' by waitress an unhealthy amount recently but in my defence 1) it's good 2) the lyrics can fit so many options for fictional character animatic daydreaming in them. i love some good hearty daydream fuel with my music

#eloise talks #found this song through an INSANELY good deltarune animatic and have not been normal since #current daydream pairings ive been particularly fond of recently are the 'we can toss around all the knives in your head' bit #with the wol and fray #the 'i shouldnt miss it but it used to thrill me' and after line works equally well with both wolexarch and wol/azemet #do you see my vision

nohoperadio

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

combataromantic-deactivated2026

As cool as being corrupted would be, my spirit is lowkey indomitable and I have an automatic aversion to doing what people tell me to do

dragongirlbunny

there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.

claypigeonpottery

a commissioned set of coasters

claypigeonpottery

sold

#art #love love

nothing upsets me more than people coming up with absolutely insane premises for books and movies and then only exploring the ramifications of that premise in the most shallow milquetoast way possible. thinking about all the spiralling consequences of a weird premise is the FUN PART!!

#eloise talks #ive only read like 2 of his books but i feel like jasper fforde understood this #like early riser 'hey what if humans had to hibernate' is a basic enough idea in itself. mildly interesting #but then hes like 'well what if it was because we swing between insanely cold winters and normal summers #and we obviously need a skeleton crew of people who look after the sleeping people and we need to think about how THEY survive in the cold #and peoples attitude around eating and getting enough fat on themselves before hibernation comes #and also big dodgy companies would definitely get involved in the med/tech of handling a sleeping population this lets think about that'#also i have no personal investment but i respect his insistence on cramming wales into everything he writes

coffeenonsense

apparently the director of the no fucking til marriage movie is like "it's not the sex purge movie, that's not what it's about" but my guy I'm sorry you made the sex purge movie. that's what you did. like describe it however you want but conceptually the film is about a nation wide sex fest on the one day a year fucking is permitted by the state, that's a sex purge. the film can be about a wholesome romance happening during the sex purge but it is definitely the sex purge.

coffeenonsense

Wait ok so vanity fair just came out with an article describing the rules of the sex purge & apparently it's enforced bc the us government literally chipped its citizens like dogs with biomoniters that glow green when you're allowed to fuck. what in the conservative vanilla hell 😂😂😂

also apparently queer people in this universe just said "no thanks" when it came to this ban which is kind of based actually:

#i have been genuinely fascinated by how this movie came into existence since i heard about it #how did it get so far as to actually be written and filmed and released #without anyone stopping them #it's so important to know that this is apparently played as a fairly straight (pun unintended) rom com??

got 3 hours of sleep so you know that today's going to be a really fun and normal one

#eloise talks #i am not someone who copes well without sleep

badassdemonsword

Im dryin up faster than lake mead just thinking about it

chicknparm

Futures

Made of

Ethical romantasy

no-sharks-on-the-sun

doyouknowthischaravoice

Visit Original Link

Transcript: "Pasta!"

Do you know this character?

Yes

Maybe

No

I know the voice, but not the character.

I know the line, but not the character.

Remaining time: 6 days 2 hours

Do not spoil the answer in the comments. Use rot13 for saying the name of a character or source media.

#100 points psychic damage critical hit

hightide-error

the thing about pigeons is that they're literally cutes

infectiouspiss

Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because it’s easier to put lotion on my legs when they aren’t too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.

I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.

come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???

orokothe

cw: semi blood & gore Artfight - Schillbung

#art #idk if this is an oc but the design is cool as hell

I did find your account from the goodreads post but equally thoroughly enjoyed everything else on your blog!!! Truly a blessing in disguise

❤️❤️❤️ glad to hear it!!

i feel like my recent posts are a pretty decent representation of the normal state of this blog tbh so if you like those you're probably good

the storm in the distance is always when a new ffxiv patch comes out and i get possessed by a ffxiv demon by an indeterminate amount of time while i post pretty much solely about that. but equally i think a lot of my ffxiv followers are basically only interested in those posts and just put up with all of my other nonsense in between content drops. so there's a fine balance to be struck

#eloise talks #unendingmonologue #not that i put any effort into balancing it #i just post what i like. type type type. yayyyyy

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