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eloise | 28 | she/her follow your dreams but more importantly follow my blog

[sexybritishllama]

it's important to remember that, much like coworkers, redditors are not real people and you do not need to listen to their opinions

[phantomrose96]

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

[loki-zen]

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

[chameliyun]

just tried to reference the xkcd "today's lucky 10,000" comic but I wanted to explain xkcd first, so I was like "you probably know the one about experts in the field overestimating their audience's familiarity with the subject matter" and uh. he didn't. love me some irony

[claypigeonpottery]

I truly sacrificed to create this ridiculous mug. biting clay is a bad sensory experience 😔 who would have guessed

I’m tempted not to glaze the bite marks so it looks like it was bitten through the glaze lmao

[sexybritishllama]

my internet connection on my work laptop is god awful so when i'm in meetings or presenting i usually just use my personal laptop. was showing a demo of our virtual classroom earlier to some new staff members and one of them asked to see what the file sharing option looked like, but i hadn't prepared any normal example files to upload. so in a panic i went to my most recent images folder and genuinely this was the least incriminating thing i could find so i just uploaded and showed them this for the demonstration

[o0kawaii0o]

Hero of Time

[energyprison]

Sex is so stupid man like "ohhh our wieners are out lets wiggle them around" like. I have work in the morning. Be serious

[a-subscription-box]

gta 6 being estimated to make $260 million in just pre-orders?! who are these people? it's a digital only game? there's no midnight launch. someone tell me who these people are i need to hunt them

[lemonsweet]

Very fascinated by this Walmart shirt. Could they not use the actual phrase or something? It's not even specifying "when you're mean to me" it's just when you're mean in general this particular bunny gets hurt. She carries all suffering. This bunny experiences all evil in the world.

[rubenniall]

this website really is you and your seven mutuals

[oleandy]

the most fucked up thing happened to me

[oleandy]

how dare you

[dogpuppy]

[targetedknowledge]

[spellinwaiting]

every recent ffxiv quest has been like

objective: speak with the townspeople

townsperson 1: i… i struggle every day… ever since my mother randomly exploded in front of me i havent known how to continue

townsperson 2: its been madness i tell you! all these people just keep randomly exploding out of nowhere! i need to get out of town or else ill be the next person to explode!

townsperson 3: its been hard to feed ourselves lately. a man recently exploded randomly on the way up the mountain path to where we plant our crops and caused a landslide, and ever since we havent been able to get up there. if the path isnt clear soon we'll all starve

objective: speak with y'shtola

y'shtola: did you notice anything about the townspeople while you were talking to them? it seems they all live in fear of the random explosion incidents that have been plaguing them. it appears to be affecting their lives negatively

[fandaniel]

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

[cachyos-official]

All my doubters become routers when I admin the network of success

[sexybritishllama]

sports are weird because, when you describe it on paper, i should LOVE sports. like it's such a cute human concept to make up these games that we play with each other, to make our own rules and equipment and stadiums and everything just to run around and have good competitive fun. and then even people who aren't running around themselves get to join in by spectating, and they pick colours and chants to show their support and everyone gets together to watch matches and socialise and connect across the world! that sounds awesome!

buuuuut unfortunately 1) the games themselves are very boring and 2) matches largely end up being an excuse for large crowds of obnoxious middle-aged white men to get intoxicated in public and yell at people before they go home to beat their wives. so i find it hard to get enthused