llamas are nature's greatest warriors

eloise | 28 | she/her follow your dreams but more importantly follow my blog

[a-subscription-box]

gta 6 being estimated to make $260 million in just pre-orders?! who are these people? it's a digital only game? there's no midnight launch. someone tell me who these people are i need to hunt them

[lemonsweet]

Very fascinated by this Walmart shirt. Could they not use the actual phrase or something? It's not even specifying "when you're mean to me" it's just when you're mean in general this particular bunny gets hurt. She carries all suffering. This bunny experiences all evil in the world.

[rubenniall]

this website really is you and your seven mutuals

[oleandy]

the most fucked up thing happened to me

[oleandy]

how dare you

[dogpuppy]

[targetedknowledge]

[spellinwaiting]

every recent ffxiv quest has been like

objective: speak with the townspeople

townsperson 1: i… i struggle every day… ever since my mother randomly exploded in front of me i havent known how to continue

townsperson 2: its been madness i tell you! all these people just keep randomly exploding out of nowhere! i need to get out of town or else ill be the next person to explode!

townsperson 3: its been hard to feed ourselves lately. a man recently exploded randomly on the way up the mountain path to where we plant our crops and caused a landslide, and ever since we havent been able to get up there. if the path isnt clear soon we'll all starve

objective: speak with y'shtola

y'shtola: did you notice anything about the townspeople while you were talking to them? it seems they all live in fear of the random explosion incidents that have been plaguing them. it appears to be affecting their lives negatively

[fandaniel]

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

[cachyos-official]

All my doubters become routers when I admin the network of success

[sexybritishllama]

sports are weird because, when you describe it on paper, i should LOVE sports. like it's such a cute human concept to make up these games that we play with each other, to make our own rules and equipment and stadiums and everything just to run around and have good competitive fun. and then even people who aren't running around themselves get to join in by spectating, and they pick colours and chants to show their support and everyone gets together to watch matches and socialise and connect across the world! that sounds awesome!

buuuuut unfortunately 1) the games themselves are very boring and 2) matches largely end up being an excuse for large crowds of obnoxious middle-aged white men to get intoxicated in public and yell at people before they go home to beat their wives. so i find it hard to get enthused

[cometjuice]

starchild

[lumsel]

we're going to get a bunch of sci-fi about LLMs written by people whose entire understanding of LLMs comes from clapbacks on bluesky. and it will be: quite bad

[nongunktional]

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

[nongunktional]

tautological wordle answer

[nongunktional]

[minovskyy]

posts that make you open wordle

[minovskyy]

[hymnism]

[sexybritishllama]

they're trying to subtly turn me into a system administrator at work. it started off with just covering some LTI integration testing which was kind of adjacent to stuff i'd done before so i accepted it. then it became setting up the integrations themselves. now they're making me look through authentication logs. i don't know how to do any of this shit. i'm being boiled like a frog

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[birdcagesandbutterflies]

now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck