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eloise | 28 | she/her follow your dreams but more importantly follow my blog

[sexybritishllama]

i managed to centre nearly 2kg of clay today at once for a pasta bowl!! technically i actually did it TWICE but then the first bowl fell apart so yknow. but at least one success the whole way through!

[sexybritishllama]

what the fuck does this weather icon even mean. what's the purpose of this

[a-subscription-box]

[sexybritishllama]

what the fuck does this weather icon even mean. what's the purpose of this

[sexybritishllama]

my other recent song on repeat has been blame brett by the beaches which, again, just a good song, but it initially stuck out to me because my bf pointed out that the gif they use for this song on spotify is two of the band members doing this little synchronised hopping movement across a stage and it's genuinely hypnotic. idk how to actually get the original gif off spotify so you get this bad screen recording instead

[fawnamber]

i just clock in on tumblr and post some bullshitttt everyday

[sexybritishllama]

i've been listening to the song 'here come the cats' by waitress an unhealthy amount recently but in my defence 1) it's good 2) the lyrics can fit so many options for fictional character animatic daydreaming in them. i love some good hearty daydream fuel with my music

[nohoperadio]

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

As cool as being corrupted would be, my spirit is lowkey indomitable and I have an automatic aversion to doing what people tell me to do

[dragongirlbunny]

there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.

[claypigeonpottery]

a commissioned set of coasters

[claypigeonpottery]

sold

[sexybritishllama]

nothing upsets me more than people coming up with absolutely insane premises for books and movies and then only exploring the ramifications of that premise in the most shallow milquetoast way possible. thinking about all the spiralling consequences of a weird premise is the FUN PART!!

[coffeenonsense]

apparently the director of the no fucking til marriage movie is like "it's not the sex purge movie, that's not what it's about" but my guy I'm sorry you made the sex purge movie. that's what you did. like describe it however you want but conceptually the film is about a nation wide sex fest on the one day a year fucking is permitted by the state, that's a sex purge. the film can be about a wholesome romance happening during the sex purge but it is definitely the sex purge.

[coffeenonsense]

Wait ok so vanity fair just came out with an article describing the rules of the sex purge & apparently it's enforced bc the us government literally chipped its citizens like dogs with biomoniters that glow green when you're allowed to fuck. what in the conservative vanilla hell 😂😂😂

also apparently queer people in this universe just said "no thanks" when it came to this ban which is kind of based actually:

[sexybritishllama]

got 3 hours of sleep so you know that today's going to be a really fun and normal one

[badassdemonsword]

Im dryin up faster than lake mead just thinking about it

[chicknparm]

Futures

Made of

Ethical romantasy

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[doyouknowthischaravoice]

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[hightide-error]

the thing about pigeons is that they're literally cutes