llamas are nature's greatest warriors

eloise | 28 | she/her follow your dreams but more importantly follow my blog

[sexybritishllama]

got 3 hours of sleep so you know that today's going to be a really fun and normal one

[badassdemonsword]

Im dryin up faster than lake mead just thinking about it

[chicknparm]

Futures

Made of

Ethical romantasy

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[doyouknowthischaravoice]

Visit Original Link

Transcript: "Pasta!"

Do you know this character?

Yes

Maybe

No

I know the voice, but not the character.

I know the line, but not the character.

Remaining time: 6 days 9 hours

Do not spoil the answer in the comments. Use rot13 for saying the name of a character or source media.

[hightide-error]

the thing about pigeons is that they're literally cutes

[infectiouspiss]

Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because it’s easier to put lotion on my legs when they aren’t too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.

I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.

come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???

[orokothe]

cw: semi blood & gore Artfight - Schillbung

[sexybritishllama]

I did find your account from the goodreads post but equally thoroughly enjoyed everything else on your blog!!! Truly a blessing in disguise

❤️❤️❤️ glad to hear it!!

i feel like my recent posts are a pretty decent representation of the normal state of this blog tbh so if you like those you're probably good

the storm in the distance is always when a new ffxiv patch comes out and i get possessed by a ffxiv demon by an indeterminate amount of time while i post pretty much solely about that. but equally i think a lot of my ffxiv followers are basically only interested in those posts and just put up with all of my other nonsense in between content drops. so there's a fine balance to be struck

[sexybritishllama]

people following me because of that post about the 1 star goodreads review is the first time i've not been concerned about people getting some false hope about my blog content because of one random post going viral. if there's one thing i can give you consistently it's me complaining about modern books

[icarianarts]

[worldofultimategaming]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

[sexybritishllama]

working in a university is generally fine but in 2026 it is constantly trying to drag down my soul by forcing me to be in endless webinars hosted by these learning tech companies preaching about AI. literally inescapable. in one today they said 94% of students recently surveyed used genAI to help with assessed work. i don't like to doomer post but oh my godddddd

[parkerposey]

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

[parkerposey]

He’s literally just telling it like it is

[sexybritishllama]

i feel like i was made to find ur blog….

let's join forces and form a coalition of sexy animals. in a non-furry way. no disrespect to furries my url just isn't a furry thing

[demonius-darkblade]

I hear being kind is punk but is it ska? Is being kind ska? I don't care about being kind unless it's ska.

[wetdirtguy]

Me spending time with people: joy abounds, we are all connected and there is hope!

Me 1 day later: I need to be left alone to gather the pieces of Me together

Me 2 days later: there is something very rotten at my core and I will almost certainly die unloved

[sexybritishllama]

just finished this month's book club book, went skimming goodreads reviews afterwards as you do, got my breath taken away by this absolutely brutal ending to one of the multi-paragraph 1 star reviews

[sexybritishllama]

for those asking the book was the starving saints by caitlin starling