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For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

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Creativity Spell Jar

I recently made a creativity spell jar for Belinda and I thought I might as well post the ingredients for you guys in case anyone finds it helpful.

This spell jar is used to encourage creative ideas and to prevent any sort of creative block

Ingredients

Fern: mental clarity

Basil: prosperity, wealth, creativity

Rosemary: mental clarity, enhances memory, creativity

Clover: luck, success

Pine Needles: perseverance, prosperity, strength

Wild Sunflower Petals: optimism, creativity

Optional: I always like to write the personal/name sigil of the recipient on the spell jar as I believe that it helps to direct the energy and intent towards the specific person.

-Mod Pyre

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I give you ………

🙌🏽Get Shit Done🙌🏽

this spell jar has 7 ingredients.  

🌿chamomile & lavender  

🌿a lil salt 

🌿black peppercorn 

🌿matcha  

🌿and beeswax with a few drops of rose essential oil

I made this jar as a motivational tool to get shit done… like actually putting this jar together in the first place. 😂 it’s a process.

☀️follow me on Instagram @ witchjarsbotanicals for more custom spell bottles n a growing interactive witchy community☀️

apicazodesigns

NEW VIDEO! My first Copic illustration in a long time, plus I talk about when I first started with Copics.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AmSqMjqIvG4

#copic #copicmarker #instaart #youtube #purple #curl #portrait #video #micron

thats-so-stacy

My cat decided to climb on top of the shower and then she couldn’t get down.. The look on her face is priceless!

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The end is nigh. (via darthlisterfiend)

artblock-insomniac

If they refuse to listen to our response on net neutrality

If you haven’t heard already, the fcc has admitted to not caring about the 22 million emails they’ve received unless they were in ‘legal terms’ meaning unless you talked like a lawyer who specializes in this specific category, they ignored your email. It doesn’t look like they plan on changing their mind, no matter what we do. As hopeless as that sounds, we might still have a way to fight back. I’ve heard a few states are trying to make Internet access a state provided utility like electricity and water. If that happens, companies like Verizon would take massive blows. Spread the word, if we can convince our local governments to make internet a state provided utility, it would help not only to sway the votes, but help preserve the Internet in general. I’m posting this on multiple fandoms because the net neutrality tag gets censored. Remember, without net neutrality your fandom will be completely destroyed.

apicazodesigns

#apicazodesigns #tim burton #mask #black and white #beetle juice #jack skellington #corpse bride #edward scissorhands

charliesweight

MEXICAN CAULIFLOWER RICE

This simple Mexican inspired dish of Cauliflower “Rice” uses finely chopped cauliflower, which makes a fantastic low-carb, grain-free stand in for rice. You can season it many different ways but this phase 1 recipe is sautéed with tomatoes, onion powder, jalapeno, spices… and the savory smell it leaves in the kitchen, mmmmmm.

INGREDIENTS: • 4 cups cauliflower crumbles (or pulse in magic bullet until you get rice size grains) • 1 teaspoon olive oil • 1 tsp onion powder • 2 medium plum tomatoes, small dice • 1 jalapeno, seeds and membrane removed, minced • 2 garlic cloves, minced • 2 tablespoons tomato paste • ½ teaspoon cumin • ¼ smoked paprika • ¼ teaspoon cayenne pepper • 1 teaspoon IP salt • Freshly ground black pepper, to taste • chopped cilantro, garnish

DIRECTIONS: 1. Heat the oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat. When hot, add the tomatoes, jalapeno, onion powder and sauté until just tender, about 2-3 minutes. Add the garlic and cauliflower, sauté until the cauliflower is just tender, 2 minutes. 2. Add the tomato paste, cumin, paprika, cayenne, salt and pepper. Stir to evenly coat the vegetables and cook for 1 minute or until heated through. Add chopped cilantro and serve.

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Shrimp Patties topped with Mockamole served on a bed of vine ripped tomatoes and baby greens- serves 4 complete IP supper meals (protein+veggies)

INGREDIENTS For the mockamole 1 c asparagus 1 tomato ¼ c onion ½ tbsp olive oil squeeze of lime juice garlic powder, onion powder, cayenne pepper, sea salt & pepper (to taste)

For the patties 1-pound shrimp, peeled and deveined 1 large egg ¼ cup packed cilantro leaves, washed and dried ¾ teaspoon sea salt ½ teaspoon ground cumin ½ teaspoon freshly cracked black pepper olive oil for the pan

For the salad bed 8 thick slices of vine ripped tomatoes 3-4 handfuls of baby lettuce Oil & vinegar to taste

INSTRUCTIONS For the mockamole: Cut up asparagus & steam it (overcooking slightly) then let cool and add all ingredients in a magic bullet or blender and blend

For the patties: Add all but about ¾ cup of the shrimp to a food processor fitted with the blade attachment. Turn it on to pulse it just a bit. Then add the egg and cilantro and blend again until it’s smooth, about 10 seconds. Add this to a mixing bowl and set aside. Roughly chop the remaining ¾ cup of shrimp into small pieces. Add them to the smooth portion in the mixing bowl, along with the salt, cumin and pepper. Mix just to blend and set aside. Coat the bottom of a large sauté pan with olive oil and place it over medium-high heat. Once it’s very hot, us a ½ cup measure to scoop and shape the shrimp mixture into 4 burgers. They will be sticky, but will easily hold together when you place them in the pan. Sauté them just until they’re cooked through, 2 to 3 minutes per side. They should be golden brown. Strain on paper towel.

Serve patty on a bed with tomato slices and baby lettuce and add about 1 tablespoon or so of the mockamole to the patty. Drizzle with oil and vinegar to taste. (These are best when the patties are still warm.)

#ideal protein #diet #phase 1