𓇳HAZBRAIN HOTELROT𓇳

I hope you have a wonderful day! ✰ call me Nifty! ✰ he/him ✰ 19 (May 4th) ✰ I use tumblr to decompress so I probably won’t talk about serious stuff often

[gemsandjunk]

can I come over and stare at you like this

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

[aliceinpunderland-blog]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[hillbillyoracle]

New Free Minizine: "Recovering from Reactivity"

[[ get a printable and read only version here (it's free) ]]

[succubusboyfriend]

you have permission to pick that 2 year old "abandoned" project back up. it's not mad at you for setting it aside. and maybe time and distance have helped ease or erase the things that made you put it down in the first place.

[neverwonderneverremember]

guy who hasn't eaten in 18 hours and only slept for 4 hours voice Guys i think something is really wrong with the world. I think we have to end it all

[pineappical]

ACTUALLY heres another one i quickly animated of rocky beating the shit out of grace

[nongunktional]

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[automatonwithautonomy]

greatest dynamic in the world IS strange, eccentric asshole and their normal and polite friend who on closer inspection is actually worse in deeply weird and unexpected ways

[nanash1s4n]

let's just celebrate together

[mmleepmlorp]

My five year plan is to just see what happens

[clementine-kesh]

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are sexist

[averagefairy]

being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal

[dogpuppy]

[1st-1]

How many followers do you have?

It’s just you and me dude

[ege-egeblog]

Nooo🦆

[riceonrye]

A quick sketch for A Gentleman’s Calling by @birdsaretoddlers, set pre-canon before Alastor and Mimzy die. Go read it right now