Lambs out of Context

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My pockets were occupied my boobs were not.

Finch

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I'm a loser I shotgunned my first beer at 21

Catnap

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Catnap: [Stitch] get off petfinder you’re gonna make yourself depressed. Stitch: I’m already depressed that’s why I’m on petfinder.

Catnap and Stitch

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As a former Goosebumps slut-

Catnap

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My sexual orientation is trucks.

Stitch

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I’ll drive you home, you can eat tinfoil there.

Stitch

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Catnap: “…anyway if I’m gonna do cocaine I can’t really do it right now” Stitch: “I can do cocaine right now”

Catnap and Stitch

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You know what’s fun? Anesthesia.

Corvus

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It’s even better when murder is involved.

Stitch

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Chickadee: "Either you're a gay who can't drive or a country lesbian who can but only trucks." Catnap: "I thought you were gonna say tractors"

Chickadee and Catnap

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I guess I'll just have to keep having shitty heterosexual sex.

Chickadee

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Waluigi seems like an underboob kinda guy.

Finch

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His noodles paid off.

Stitch

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My straight Christian ass does not need to hear about your lesbian exploits while I eat my French fries.

Sister Red Velvet

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Don’t put things in your nose that don’t go there.

Corvus

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Catnap: “I’m just gonna go drink this Windex” Stitch: “Don’t do that because then I gotta get rid of your body and get a new bottle of Windex”

Catnap and Stitch

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What’s the nutritional value and calorie count of a dick?

Stitch