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@thatsexyjewishbabe
when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster 'cause she's excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think
finding out that some people write books in order to fit them into marketable query letters (e.g. you figure out how to sell a book and then write it, rather than you write a book and try your best to sell it) and honestly that is the funniest possible thing to spend your time on earth on. I want to do it omg
what is the most marketable basic bitch trendy booktok plot. what does it need. what are the ingredients
so I’m hearing:
YA fantasy where a teen girlboss is in a dystopian world and has to choose between two boys, one of whom is nice (blonde or brown hair) and one of whom is mean (secretly a thousand year vampire but also her total soulmate and definitely not a pedophile) but both are white, and also they’re solving a murder and also she’s awakening to her magic powers because her dead mom was secretly a monarch, and no we will not criticize hierarchy anywhere in this book because the real problem isn’t structural inequality it’s that the girlboss (who will make good ruling decisions!) isn’t on the throne, and at the end when she is instated as the long-lost princess of whateverthefuck she makes the kingdom a democracy but they elect her anyways because everyone is blown away by her chutzpah and feminine grit
titled: A Throne of Shadow & Teeth
You’ve done it! You’ve broken down the increasingly restrictive YA publishing market to it’s barest essentials!
finding out that some people write books in order to fit them into marketable query letters (e.g. you figure out how to sell a book and then write it, rather than you write a book and try your best to sell it) and honestly that is the funniest possible thing to spend your time on earth on. I want to do it omg
what is the most marketable basic bitch trendy booktok plot. what does it need. what are the ingredients
so I’m hearing:
YA fantasy where a teen girlboss is in a dystopian world and has to choose between two boys, one of whom is nice (blonde or brown hair) and one of whom is mean (secretly a thousand year vampire but also her total soulmate and definitely not a pedophile) but both are white, and also they’re solving a murder and also she’s awakening to her magic powers because her dead mom was secretly a monarch, and no we will not criticize hierarchy anywhere in this book because the real problem isn’t structural inequality it’s that the girlboss (who will make good ruling decisions!) isn’t on the throne, and at the end when she is instated as the long-lost princess of whateverthefuck she makes the kingdom a democracy but they elect her anyways because everyone is blown away by her chutzpah and feminine grit
titled: A Throne of Shadow & Teeth
You’ve done it! You’ve broken down the increasingly restrictive YA publishing market to it’s barest essentials!
just so you know i know this dynamic is toxic and i'm not romanticizing it :/ i'm actually sexualizing it
me when i have to work at the job i applied for
my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored
This counts as a spell
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Send your uncle home with a headache!
Too many endings. They’re all the same. Which means there’s only one ending he won’t expect. — Hush (2016) dir. Mike Flanagan
Today in Amusing Middle English, I came across an adjective meaning “noble” or “lovely” or “beautiful”. It can also mean, in various contexts, “graceful,” “lush,” “splendid,” “mirthful,” or “majestic”.
The adjective in question is “wlonk”.
don’t you dare hide this in the tags
The person who reblogged this from you is rooting for your success.
Love it.
