A List Of Things My Friends Have Said

Adapted from a project on Wattpad. I've still got weird friends

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42. FLAM PARADIDDLE-DIDDLE

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41. Mussel and mollusk

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40. *does a little dance*

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* Syncopation *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

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39. #FITEMEHELEN

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38. The heart beating under the floorboards

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37. Watermelon babies

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36. The Flus at Grog Bottom

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35. Uncle Silo's Mide Show

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34. The dankest of potatoes.

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33. Ocean man. Take me by the hand.

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32. IT'S THE MOTHER

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31. Water bottle weave

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30. I'm fat. I need my daily dose of sugar and cholesterol.

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29. Attack, attack! Sickem, sickem!

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28. I just wanted to see the little girl die.

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27. I fell on my face this morning

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26. I'm a fat freak and I need my food