#meyer pokemon

[standreamy]

Family!

I tried to make it similar to the ending cards from XY but failed miserably fjhwf so I added a less filtered version.

And so Kalos gang is now family. I'll die on this hill with my AU.

After Delia started her own journey and met Meyer, the two traveled together a bit and when they came back they got together officially. A little before, Ash and Serena had their first kid Samuel.

[fl0rgez]

Hope you guys are hungry because I made more

[thatsmutaccount]

TOP 10 HOTTEST POKE-MEN

Since the Birch post blew out I decided I could try and do a list of my personal Top 10 hottest Poke-Men, and if you'd like I would love to see you try your hand at it too ^^

Here are the few rules/guidelines I come up with if you want to play along:

This is a list about Poke-Men, so it will be only about sexiest male characters

Only adults, no children. This rules automatically excludes most/all rivals, since they are all the same age range as the protagonist, and the protagonists themselves, since based on canonical age they are all underage

Related to point number 2, there are a few characters with debatable age ranges (Kiawe and the rest of the trial captains, N, Clemont, etc) if that's the case I say it's up to the single person making the list if they think they want to add them in or not. Blue and Red are considered adults, but only if they are the USUM designs

This is about specific trainers with personal arts, not about trainer classes. So you can't add things like the hikers, blackblets, roughnecks, grunts etc, only being able to add characters that are "relevant" to the plot. The evil team admins count as relevant

You can have up to 5 honorable mentions, no more. If you want you can add less then 5 or none

Anime exclusive characters can be added, it's once again up to the single person if they want to add them or not. Same goes for spinoff games

Explain the position you gave your character and why is he one of your top 10s. You don't have to do this part, but I think it could be fun to see the different interpretation different people can have

Please, remember this is my opinion and it's all subjective. We can disagree and still be civil and still have some fun, I know I said some pretty controversial things here and there that would upset a lot of people XP

With this being said, let's talk hot poke-men ^^

HONORABLE MENTIONS

Meyer: aka, Clem and Lem's dad from the anime, aka Blaziken Mask. Bet you forgot he existed, didn't you? This hot dilf comes from the XY anime, and honestly, he looks so hot and he is so sweet and kind to his kids. Definitely a good contender but his appearance being relegated to only the XY anime makes so he only gets a honorable mention

Prof. Kukui: I know a lot of you would be mad that I put one of the hottest pokemon professors here, but honestly? I can see it, I get it why people like him... for me he is pretty neutral. He needs a honorable mention but I don't think he meets enough of my tastes to be in the top 10

Alder: I was really torn if Alder was or not in my top 10. After a long and arduous debate, I decided to keep him as an honorable mention, preferring to put a different Unova daddy in the list. He is hot, nature loving, energetic and has a lot of positive traits, and looks like a lot of fun to be around, but misses that little something that would push him in the top 10

Prof. Turo: Another pokemon professor, this time much more recent. He is hot for sure... but has a terrible personality x.x A workaholic that neglects his only child, leaving him without any sort of parental figure, and with an absurd plan that makes him literally the final antagonistic boss of SV. Hot body, terrible personality, not my cup of tea

Saguaro: I like him, he is hot, he is sweet, I love the contrast of his physique and his personality/pokemon team, but he does not have enough "screen time" for me to put him in the top 10 - something that can be said for all the school staff of SV, Clavell excluded -, which is a real shame. Oh well, fanfiction do exist for a reason I guess XP

TOP 10 HOTTEST POKE-MEN

10. Noland

One of the frontier brains from the Pokemon Emerald games, to be precise he is the Factory Head. He is a quiet the daddy, and the blue collar vibe together with the fact that, in most of his depiction if not all, he is pretty smart - like all frontier brains are - makes him even hotter for me. The scruffy bear and sleeveless coat are a look, and I don't think anyone but him can pull it thing off looking so good XP

9. Drayden

Controversial opinion, but I'm not the biggest Unova (or Unima, as it was translated here in Italy) fan, which is mostly because of the anime, that thing is a disgrace. I recently changed my mind due to the manga and seeing some of the gameplay. But let's talk Drayden. Dragon daddy goes brrrrr. He is pretty much a silver fox, and that body? Have you seen some of the depiction they made of him canonically? He is so hot. My mixed feelings for Unova, unfortunately, put him low, if I didn't have the "bad" memories of the anime maybe he'll be higher up

8. Byron

Steel daddy. Yes, i do have a type. The fact he is canonically a dilf makes him a lot hotter, and again his scruffy and unkept appearance help with my fascination for him. Not a fan of his depiction in the anime, once again, but I do appreciate him. I don't know, maybe I just like the depiction of blue collar workers in media. Maybe, idk. Thing is I do like him a lot and he is hot

7. Leon

He is a himbo. I'm sorry, I do not make the rules, but he is. A lot of people love Raihan and Piers, but I prefer Leon over them, maybe because tall and lanky is not necessary my favorite type of character in media, physically speaking. He is pretty buff and he is quiet the fascinating young man, and he is kinda funny. I also really appreciate the fact that he is so supportive and responsible, and the fact that he clearly cares about Hop and his well being as well as the protagonist. Not that smart, but emotionally? Great guy. Plus he is clearly capable, with him becoming chairman after Rose. A lot of people sleep on him, I feel, but I do like Leon quiet a lot. His archetype is that of a jock, more or less, and if you read any of my stories, you know I love jocks, especially if they are a bit of a himbo

6. Archie

I mean, is anyone surprised he is making an appearance? I'm not one to swoon over bad guys, I do find them fascinating, but all in all... I simply prefer good guys, just personal preferences. But Archie? That pirate is hot, I doubt anyone can say otherwise. I also love Kyogre and I'm a fan of the sea, so Team Aqua was always my preferred team. The redesign is great... but the original design is kinda mid? I think that's what everyone thinks. The original design puts him in this position, but I do still love the redesign and the pirate vibes he has. And the wetsuit, the open chest... I will forever be thankful to whoever decided to make him look like that

5. Lt. Surge

I mean... he is the og daddy of pokemon. A though dom guy like him I think would be someone that gets the attention from a lot of people. I do think his HGSS design is the best - I think there is something about thank tops and sleevless shirts-long pants combo that makes me weak on my knees, idk - but I do like him. And the though guy that can be really friendly once you get his respect it's a trope i do enjoy, personally. In general: cool type of character, and right in the middle is the best way to place him for me

4. Matt

Matt is a bit like Archie for me, but he has a few more things that put him higher. First of all, og Matt from RSE is far less known as a design, unlike Archie. Second, I just enjoy the buff himbo follower that calls his boss his bro. He is just so perfect for me. Once again, I love the complete shirtless look and the wetsuit pants. He is perfect for me, and perfect to write stuff about, like a lot of smut writers had already done. Since the gen 3 remakes it's truly difficult to decide who Archie should be shipped with: the nerd, enemies-to-lover Maxie? Or the himbo duo, bros-before-hoes, one braincell among the two of them Matt? They are both good, but by himself Matt is also really cool

3. Peony

Starting the top three we have the best - and dumbest - dad in all of pokemon up to gen 9: Peony. I love me a himbo dilf, especially a supportive and positive one like Peony. He is just so sweet, and he cares about everyone a lot. And, as I already extensively said, himbos are what I truly look for in my fictional men XP Peony is fun, good looking and has a lot of positive qualities. And he is silly in that charming dadfailure way that I always love to see. So yeah, number three spot for the best daddy

2. Prof. Birch

This man is the reason I decided to do this silly post. I posted the "Team Birch for life" post like a couple of weeks ago now (I think?) and it blew up and you people seemed to love it, so I mean it's no surprise he is here. I like Birch, because he is nerdy in his own way. I understand people liking the nerdy stereotype like Elm and such, not my cup of tea, but I can understand it, but Birch? He is his own category, and his love for the outdoors makes him different and even better than the other professors for me. Yes, Sycamore and Kukui are hot, but the awkwardness that surrounds Birch just makes him the perfect candidate for me for the best looking professor. And he looks like a good dad for the rival protagonist - I mean, for sure better than Norman x.x - and I think the previous post I did about Birch explains why I find him cute and good looking (those shirtless Birch screenshots live free in my mind and I'm content with that). Birch has both the looks and the personality to rank so high

1. Milo

I mean: is anyone actually surprised? If you saw my header you know I love Milo. I don't know where my obsession for the fighting farmer came from, it just... happened. He is so sweet and he is so cute. The fact he is not that tall, thus making him a manlet, makes him different, and him being so hardworking but still chill and enjoying the calm life of the countryside... he is perfect. I love Milo - yes, even if he has no nose - and the fact that I personally classify him only partially as a himbo, makes his position maybe weird, but he is just so special to me. Granted, I do ship him with Nessa (childhood friends to lovers, and friendly rivals makes for some of my favorite tropes too) but if she is not available I'm ready to volunteer instead XP Milo is my number 1 pic and, even if the other position might change, I'm sure he will stay on the top of the mountain as my favorite Poke-men

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So, what do you think of my list? Hope you enjoyed it. If you do your own please share, I'll love to hear your opinion about them and see how different this lists can be. Remember to be awesome, keep safe, and remember that I love you all, see ya <3

[missuta]

Do pepole still car about them here... because I do... ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

Also I'm still laughing to this day about why tf their shipping name is Lubricantshipping LMAOOO- 😭😭 (Let's vote to call them Lemontreeshipping /silly)

[somefunkyaxolotl]

pokemon doodles!!! i like pokemon xy, been watching the anime!

also the sycamore doodle? in the corner of the last one… flip o rama

also small amount of @heartsfromcyber self ship… hashtag electricguitarshipping!

taglist~ to join or leave @heartsfromcyber @magical-sweet-kitty @miguexter @lsrgkwtvr @mashedpotatosinacup

[couldyoupourmesomehollytea]

ZA really got me back in a mood, LubricantShipping is on the brain. (God it will never not be funny how horny that name is man) So here are some head canons.

+ Meyer got Alain to start working out with him. It at first was kind of a way to get him out of the lab, and into the city after everything. But working out does have a lot of benefits for mental health. Alain had always felt like a as a pokemon trainer that he should be somewhat fit, so it didn’t really take all that much convincing.

For Meyer thought he’s kind always wanted to bring his kids with him to gym, and have that fun experience. However, his youngest is five, and Clemont has some health problems that prevent him from doing that sorta thing. Now he has a kid, who is interested and no adverse effects from pumping iron.

I don’t think Alain would get jacked-jacked, but decently a bit bigger. Nonetheless it’s bonding time for them 👍

+Meyer’s default Halloween costume is Michael Myers. I don’t think I have to explain why, but oh poor Sycamore. Walking around his house and seeing possibility the closes rendition to the movie serial killer you might be able to find in the wild. And even though he know it is his boyfriend, Meyer really might be the perfect body type to play the character.

+Bonnie fully abuses the fact she now has dad who has a garden full of pokemon. If she is not with Clemont she is in there. (Cosette and Sophia adore both her and Marin)

+Most of the Clothes that Alain had before he left didn’t fit him anymore, so for a while he was wearing a mix of Meyer’s and Sycamore hand me downs. (Still most of what he wears is from them, he does seem like a thrift store abuser)

+Alain is a really big fan of American mcgee’s Alice and wonderland game, much to the shock of Trevor an Tierno(they do not know what the game is about). Clemont immediately jumped on that and now for either Alain’s birthday or Christmas gift he’s planning on getting him the second game. Which he didn’t know existed because he was to overworked to have timed to play it anyway.

+Marin was an only child so has fully embraced having siblings, and specific being an older sister for Bonnie. Being kind of a middle child with Clemont is not something she is as fond of.

[lycaanrocc]

honestly Professor Sycamore x Meyer kinda hits

This ship should be more popular tbh I strongly dislike how popular Sycamore x Lysadre is in comparison Meyer is just so much better

someone make fanart bruh please I’m too lazy for that 🥀

[drinkabletoxicdishsoap]

thinking about Clemont and Bonnie’s mom.. she’s so mysterious but means everything to me

my headcanon (that has no evidence backed up against it whatsoever) is that she joined Looker’s Detective Agency once she heard about it. She wanted to keep her family safe and thought if she joined his agency, that would help :3 She traveled to Alola and stayed there for longer, once she heard about Squishy from Sycamore and Meyer so she could research! She mainly stayed in Alola, researching everything there. Except for maybe traveling to the Crown Tundra. They video call every now then to update her on what happened. But most of the time, she doesn’t answer due to being busy.

OR

she’s one of Valerie’s girls.. don’t have a ton of thoughts about this one but it’s just a feeling. She uses a dedenne, slurpuff, sylveon, and an aromatisse. She likes to brag about her family to the girls! Like yes my son is an extremely smart gym leader.. yours isn’t?? sad. My daughter is extremely happy, smart, and already has two pokemon her age! What does your daughter do?? it may come across as mean, but she’s really proud of her kids :D

OR

she’s just dead.. :(

Again, none of these have evidence backed up whatsoever. It’s really fun to think about it though! She’s a nobody who’s not even referenced but she’s somebody to me