That One Gets Tiny

Don't touch it. Don't even look at it. Go on. Get.

[sizvideos]

[jhameia]

tonight’s aesthetic: Cookie Monster philosophizing in an art museum

[aur-eliaa]

This just changed my life.

[kurotsuchi-sterling]

The lasagne one has opened my eyes

[thatswhyimoprah]

Okilly Dokilly - White Wine Spritzer

[americanstndrds]

Open up the diddly pit 11/11 at Crescent Ballroom with AmericanStandards and our neighborinos OkillyDokilly. #OkillyDokilly #CrescentBallroom

[jthmsuggestion]

if you keep picking at the scab, it would never heal. the same goes for mental wounds.

[jthmsuggestion]

I promised you guys a giveaway a long time ago and because it’s halloweenmonth and we hit 400 followers recently, I’m finally mustering up the courage to hold one!

In honor of all the things spooky and because I appreciate you for following me, the mun, on this shitpostiing adventure, I wanted to give something back. It’s not much at all, but still.

The prize includes:

a custom-made charm bracelet (the picture shows my own as an example)

a reusable blood bag for storing blood for the wall (also works for smuggling cherry fizzies into the movie theater; blood NOT included)

a can of white snazaroo facepaint (to make your monochrome homicidal fantasies come to life)

a bunch random knick-knacks (still undecided, may or may not include mun’s bad doodles of characters, more jewellery, halloween stuff, stationery, candles, rusty knives and random bones)

candy! (it’s halloween, duh!)

The last two rewards are highly customisable, so if the winner has preferences, they are more than welcome to tell me what kind of gift they would like and what kind of candy they enjoy so I can adjust accordingly!

The giveaway will end on November 5th, so you don’t have much time. I will ship internationally. Only followers of the blog can apply and only one like and one reblog will count! I will contact the winner via tumblr, so be sure to have your ask open!

I hope you’ll go easy on me since it’s the first time I’m doing something like this and also… don’t forget to have fun!

[gennyescsecsemo]

[peachpiefuckingangeldeath-deact]

these are all fucking clean

[slouchingtowardsbedlam-deactiva]

in all seriousness where can i get the casio one like im not kidding

[ash-ofpallet]

[aristidastricta]

Me when I can’t hear what someone’s saying but I don’t want to ask them to repeat it

[thesimpsonslifestyle]

The Simpsons

[okaydaria]

[tabbyaddams]

[trynsave]

[quickweaves]

[dear-maggotboy]

[pandemicpicnic]

If there’s one thing I like more than weiners, it’s freedom. And even though America’s future may be bleak and it’s done some pretty terrible things, I kinda like living here. All my stuff is here. And the freedom (offer not available in all areas, prices subject to change) is nice too. So, let’s celebrate by doing what we love. PARTY FREE PARTY HARD.

[tobeagenius]

[sucka99]

[thatswhyimoprah]

I disagree

[asianconfusion]