the next member of one direction

pee pee ass notice me senpai-rus my name is trip and you can go fuck yourself

[screwed-the-pooch-blog]

I almost forgot this email address

[thatwouldbeatrip-blog]

AOBAP IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[screwed-the-pooch-blog]

AAAAAAA FUCK TRIP IS HERE

[thatwouldbeatrip-blog]

I HAVE ARRIVE. ME

does a sick breakdance

how is abobo

[screwed-the-pooch-blog]

Yo uh…yeah im fine. Turns out im becoming more and more like my dad all the time, ya know? -awkward chuckle- how about you?

[thatwouldbeatrip-blog]

i’ve been around 8U mostly. alone. but i’ve been around!!!!! taking sweet n00ds for the whole entire world wide net.

[screwed-the-pooch-blog]

….o-oh

[thatwouldbeatrip-blog]

do you have hot nudes on the interweebs aboap

/opens website

here watch me take a rolling pin out of my mouth and put it in my ass

[screwed-the-pooch-blog]

UHM

ID RATHER NOT

[thatwouldbeatrip-blog]

but the lighting was really good i got some good angles and it has 20,000 hits already

are you watching look

can you fit a rolling pin in your butt aobert

[screwed-the-pooch-blog]

I almost forgot this email address

[thatwouldbeatrip-blog]

AOBAP IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[screwed-the-pooch-blog]

AAAAAAA FUCK TRIP IS HERE

[thatwouldbeatrip-blog]

I HAVE ARRIVE. ME

does a sick breakdance

how is abobo

[screwed-the-pooch-blog]

Yo uh…yeah im fine. Turns out im becoming more and more like my dad all the time, ya know? -awkward chuckle- how about you?

[thatwouldbeatrip-blog]

i’ve been around 8U mostly. alone. but i’ve been around!!!!! taking sweet n00ds for the whole entire world wide net.

[screwed-the-pooch-blog]

….o-oh

[thatwouldbeatrip-blog]

do you have hot nudes on the interweebs aboap

/opens website

here watch me take a rolling pin out of my mouth and put it in my ass

[screwed-the-pooch-blog]

I almost forgot this email address

[thatwouldbeatrip-blog]

AOBAP IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[screwed-the-pooch-blog]

AAAAAAA FUCK TRIP IS HERE

[thatwouldbeatrip-blog]

I HAVE ARRIVE. ME

does a sick breakdance

how is abobo

[screwed-the-pooch-blog]

Yo uh…yeah im fine. Turns out im becoming more and more like my dad all the time, ya know? -awkward chuckle- how about you?

[thatwouldbeatrip-blog]

i’ve been around 8U mostly. alone. but i’ve been around!!!!! taking sweet n00ds for the whole entire world wide net.

[screwed-the-pooch-blog]

I almost forgot this email address

[thatwouldbeatrip-blog]

AOBAP IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[screwed-the-pooch-blog]

AAAAAAA FUCK TRIP IS HERE

[thatwouldbeatrip-blog]

I HAVE ARRIVE. ME

does a sick breakdance

how is abobo

[thatwouldbeatrip-blog]

every trip will scream

[screwed-the-pooch-blog]

I almost forgot this email address

[thatwouldbeatrip-blog]

AOBAP IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thatwouldbeatrip-blog]

takes Hot Noods for the internet

im gonna get so many views wait til they see this shot of my butthole

[thatwouldbeatrip-blog]

lays on floor

loud whining sounds

[thatwouldbeatrip-blog]

i forgot!!! i lost track of dates and things.

[dontgetavirus-blog]

i would’ve thought you’d remember considering it’s a day that consists of special cake for you.

[thatwouldbeatrip-blog]

SPECIAL CAKE!!!!!!!

that’s right! I get cake!!!!!!

how much cake do i get.

[thatwouldbeatrip-blog]

???????? ?!!??!?!!??!?!!?

??!?!?!?

what WHAT

WHEN HOW 

[dontgetavirus-blog]

oh, my god, trip.

you really, honestly didn’t know.

i.

[thatwouldbeatrip-blog]

i forgot!!! i lost track of dates and things.

[thatwouldbeatrip-blog]

????????????????

whats wrong

you look upset

is it our anniversary??????

[dontgetavirus-blog]

it’s.

it’s your birthday. 

what the hell.

[thatwouldbeatrip-blog]

???????? ?!!??!?!!??!?!!?

??!?!?!?

what WHAT

WHEN HOW 

[thatwouldbeatrip-blog]

?????

friday- wait. saturday?

[dontgetavirus-blog]

…it’s sunday, for one.

you really don’t know, do you.

i can’t believe this, trip.

Honestly.

[thatwouldbeatrip-blog]

????????????????

whats wrong

you look upset

is it our anniversary??????

[thatwouldbeatrip-blog]

snorts

huh wha

oh hey weerus :U

did i light the kitchen on fire on accident again

[dontgetavirus-blog]

…no, you–

do you not realize what day it is today????????????

[thatwouldbeatrip-blog]

?????

friday- wait. saturday?

[thatwouldbeatrip-blog]

casually sleeps on the floor like it aint no thing

[dontgetavirus-blog]

trip.

wake up. seriously?/???

[thatwouldbeatrip-blog]

snorts

huh wha

oh hey weerus :U

did i light the kitchen on fire on accident again

[dontgetavirus-blog]

trip????

trip.

[thatwouldbeatrip-blog]

snores

[thatwouldbeatrip-blog]

casually sleeps on the floor like it aint no thing

[thatwouldbeatrip-blog]

yo, tori's shitty friend is shittalking you, just saw your tweets. thought you should know. their url is transcolorman

(i had a feeling that had something to do with it, thank you, friend. they’re not worth the time or the consideration though :V)