mean girls (musical) â lyrics starters
slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes.
feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!
â Would you resist temptation? â
â Sometimes mean is what you are. â
â You canât buy integrity at the mall. â
â Did you ever get a feeling everybody else is happy? Everybody else has friends and theyâre better friends than yours? â
â Did you ever get a feeling that a whole new world is waiting? â
â Donât ever eat lunch on the John. â
â Your mother called you âbaby girlâ? â
â So what if all the ducklings think youâre ugly? Itâs because theyâve never seen a swan. â
â Hereâs the sexually active band geeks. â
â Thereâs girls who eat their feelings and girls who donât eat .âÂ
â Joining them is social suicide. âÂ
â Donât look at them, just donât! â
â I never weigh more than one-fifteen. â
â I am a massive deal. â
â You need good friends who can tell you what to think. â
â See you here same time tomorrow. â
â On Wednesdays we wear pink. â
â Additions and subtractions and division would never make me feel so stupid with love. â
â Smart with math but stupid with love. â
â Heâs like someone from T.V. Heâs like that guy who give out roses to those women. â
â All sweaty at the gym, could that image be more hot? Let me just enjoy that thought⊠â
â Every food chain has its acme. âÂ
â Tell me whatâs wrong with me. â
â Tell me all my many faults, tell me like you care. â
â We both know youâre cruel and we both know youâre right. â
â Whatâs wrong with me? How I speak? How I dress? â
â Mama called me beautiful. I donât believe her anymore. â
â Now Iâm listening to you What do I do that for? â
â Please donât ignore me. â
â Tell me who we hate today. â
â Hug me while my shoulders tense and weâll pretend weâre fine. â
â We both know one day thereâll be blood on the floor. â
â Maybe I need to find a better friend. â
â You see whatâs wrong with me. â
â With her I tried to be somebody cool. â
â Thatâs love, I guess. You try hard to impress but end up acting like a tool.â
â So, Iâm swearing off of dating. â
â If I could change the world Iâd make it halloween every single day. â
â On Halloween you can pretend to be someone else. Itâs like the internet, only in person and with candy. â
â I can be who I wanna be and hot. â
â Sex cancer doesnât exist. â
â This is modern feminism talking. â
â I expect to run the world In shoes I cannot walk in. â
â Face it, you used me. â
â Was I a game to you? â
â Itâs fine âtill someone gets hurt. â
â This is all self defense. â
â If youâre going, go! â
â God, youâre hot. Why do you even wear a shirt? â
â She is not your friend. We are your friends. And weâre going to make her pay. â
â You know what friends do? Theyâve got your back Theyâre fun to be around. â
â Youâre gonna have to pretend like you still like them. Can you do it? âÂ
â I just hope I can still have lunch with you guys. â
â Ugh, Iâm so fat and disgusting. â
â I need to lose three pounds. â
â I wonât do that, sheâs fragile. â
â If we crack her she will spill something we could use. â
â Your hair looks sexy pushed back. â
â I never told anyone because Iâm such a good friend. â
â You were strong, you were brave. â
â You didnât cry or hide or throw up. â
â Well some people need to grow up. â
â A girlâs got to do what a girlâs got to do. â
â I did it for me, sure, but really for you! â
â Imagine just dancing like no one was there. Everyone staring but you do not care. â
â Ironically, I need to scare you straight. â
â Here is my advice: Stop. â
â When you send five texts and you get none back, so you want to send a sixth one: stop. â
â When youâre failing math âcause you think itâs more attractive to guys if youâre stupid: stop. â
â My god, girl, heâs just a guy. â
â For four whole weeks I trolled and dissed her. Then I found out she was his sister! â
â Now he wonât talk to me, and he wonât accept my edible arrangements.â
â Iâm actually a human being a not a prop. â
â Thatâs just low self esteem. â
â Stop being glued to your phone. â
â Sheâs leaving just like my dad. â
â Honestly, everyone stop. â
â I try so hard. Is that whatâs wrong? â
â Itâs like all I do is plan for joy I donât get to feel. â
â Iâm whoever you want. â
â Girl stuff sucks. â
â Why couldnât it just be drugs? â
â I try to give you love, I try to give you space, you roll your eyes so hard, theyâre going to roll right off your face. â
â Why canât I do anything right? â
â Someday, youâll have children too. Then baby, wait and see. Youâll be worshiped for years and then sheâll turn three and everything'sâŠâ
â Tons of marijuana And molly and the conahan. â
â Hope you got insurance. â
â I was alone a lot. â
â More is always better. â
â More is always better âcause when you have less, you have more to lose. â
â Sometimes alone is good. â
â So many stars at night but here thereâs so much light I see them less now. â
â Whatever, I look cuter. â
â I pretended to be bad at math to get you to talk to me. â
â Donât tell me to shut up. â
â Donât look at me that way. â
â I would prefer the girl you were, not who youâre trying to be. â
â You think this works with me? Well, you thought wrong. â
â I see you trying to erase what is best about yourself just to belong. â
â You think that everyone is in love with you when actually everyone hates you. â
â You made me like this! â
â You think your shit donât stink.You think the rest of us are dumb. â
â At least she has the guts to not pretend to be my friend. â
â I will grind you to sand. â
â This is what I get for helping someone lame fit in. â
â I wanna watch the world burn. â
â Time to watch your back. â
â She/he/they/you may have won the battle but I will win the war. â
â The world doesnât end. It just feels like it does. â
â Whatever they say about me, I donât care! â
â Iâd rather be me. â
â Iâd rather be me than be with you. â
â Weâre supposed to all be ladies and be nurturing and care Is that really fair? â
â Boys get to fight, we have to share. â
â Hereâs my right finger To how girls should behave. â
â Sometimes whatâs meant to break you makes you brave. â
â I will not act all innocent. â
â I wonât fake apologize. â
â Letâs just fight and then make up not tell these lies. â
â Knock it off, with your notes and your rules and your games. â
â Everybody has opinions but it doesnât make them true. â
â Playing nice and shy is insulting my IQ. â
â This is not a competition. â
â The limit does not exist. âÂ
â Cheap. Fake Easy to break. Thatâs how I used to be. â
â I see so many stars tonight. â
â You could make diamonds dull. You are so beautiful. â
â I will look out for you. â
â Donât be frightened like me. âÂ