[loganberrysanders]

look, i'm just going to offer this.

[vacuously-true]

Tried to say "no worries, you're good" to a delivery person who got confused about something but instead I said "no good"

[vacuously-true]

I sure am

[gothiero]

Is anyone else in misery or is it just me and the guy from maroon 5

[loganberrysanders]

Im actually in the business of misery-- woAAAAHHHH

[loganberrysanders]

@logically-asexual @ao-koshka @morticiaaddams1 @pattykrabbies @treblesanders @fandomsandanythingelse

[whitealbum]

biblical angels but their true form looks like the patterns in 90s arcade carpets

[whitealbum]

[niconiconwo]

That’s just microbiology innit?

[momir-viig]

Obsessed with this answer.

[chocolatey-umbreon]

@lesfayettes

[loganberrysanders]

yes, but the immune system actually

imagine a macrophage saying this to a dying infected cell

[acimg]

[loganberrysanders]

[baelonthebrave]

biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell

chemists will be like this is a molecule

[blackwoolncrown]

okay but this is what the best render of a human cell looks like

They are not kidding

[normal-horoscopes]

We are full of so many fuckign guys

[dianapocalypse]

[loganberrysanders]

wait.. this is why I’m attracted to this

[tintin-official]

the absolute mindfuck of learning that when americans said “pumpkin spice” they were talking about like. nutmeg and cinnamon. and not adding pumpkin flavouring to stuff

[jotaillustrator]

[loganberrysanders]

I knowww Lunaaa. Yeah it’s spices that commonly occur in pumpkin pie. Like cinnamon, ginger, allspice, nutmeg and cloves.

[edit] But also, as trendy as it is to harp on Americans for stupidity, this isn’t an American thing. Popularized by McCormick sure but pumpkin “pie spice” is in some ways the same blend as the British “pudding spice” blend. And like term “pumpkin pie spice” actually goes back (as in written down) to Medieval era texts.

[edit2] or I guess yeah! Apparently sometimes pumpkin spice also includes puree to get that gourd flavoring in addition to the pie spice blend.

[chocolatey-umbreon]

thats So Evil why do English speakers love to lie so much

[loganberrysanders]

Lololol. We can't all have the luxury of German compound words, I guess!!

[tintin-official]

the absolute mindfuck of learning that when americans said “pumpkin spice” they were talking about like. nutmeg and cinnamon. and not adding pumpkin flavouring to stuff

[jotaillustrator]

[loganberrysanders]

I knowww Lunaaa. Yeah it's spices that commonly occur in pumpkin pie. Like cinnamon, ginger, allspice, nutmeg and cloves.

[edit] But also, as trendy as it is to harp on Americans for stupidity, this isn't an American thing. Popularized by McCormick sure but pumpkin "pie spice" is in some ways the same blend as the British "pudding spice" blend. And like term "pumpkin pie spice" actually goes back (as in written down) to Medieval era texts.

[edit2] or I guess yeah! Apparently sometimes pumpkin spice also includes puree to get that gourd flavoring in addition to the pie spice blend.

[baelonthebrave]

biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell

chemists will be like this is a molecule

[blackwoolncrown]

okay but this is what the best render of a human cell looks like

They are not kidding

[ghost-cassette]

Osmosis Jones was right, that’s a city

[roseverdict]

[loganberrysanders]

It's funny, I've never seen osmosis jones but yes, cells are like beautiful cities, and you know what's great? Particular ones are unique from each other.

But actually, move just outside the cell, and the phenomena is more like an individual with a personality. Contemplate two cells talking to each other about what to do. This is the immune system (let alone every other cellular communication).

The immune system is an elegant conversation between cells.

[loganberrysanders]

❤ *make it whatever you want*

Did that work? Nope.

[loganberrysanders]

This post changed my approach to my art hobby. I've iterated on it now by doing DnD portraits and I think about it often!

[loganberrysanders]

“But self care should’nt be put off until you experience a mental health crisis … you’ve been taught to feel guilty for taking care of yourself.”

I’ve been wanting to do a Janus/Deceit motivational cellphone background for awhile but was waiting for the right quote. This time, instead of doing a screenshot like my last Core Four backgrounds, I wanted to try sketching like I did in this post. This is the result.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[chocolatey-umbreon]

@lesfayettes

[loganberrysanders]

Oh my gosh. No please I'm too young to die from laughter. This has the same energy as "don't talk to me or my son ever again"

[ironychan]

A world where humans have no innate magic but our pets do.

Cat magic is pretty raw and they mainly use it for getting into places they’re not supposed to. They can be trained if you’re patient, and will sometimes do favours for their owners out if the blue, but only if they want to.

Dogs have been bred for specific magic over the centuries and each breed can do certain things. Showing off your magic is an essential part of a dog show.

Horses come in horse, pegasus, and unicorn, each with their own magical talents.

Fuck knows what birds can do, I don’t trust birds.

[ironychan]

For an obvious example… dalmatians have been bred for fire magic. A properly trained dalmatian will run into a burning building and all the fires around it will go out. Caution is necessary, of course, because they can also do the opposite. Their favourite toys are often a bit blackened, and puppies must be kept in fireproof surroundings, with extinguishers in easy reach.

[ironychan]

The Pekingese’ magic is camouflage - they can change colour to match whatever they touch, whether a blanket, a mossy rock, or even a reflective mirror. This ability originally enabled them to hide in a robe, so their owners could take them into places where dogs were technically not permitted. The classic image of a pekingese is of it sitting outside a building, appearing to be part of the stonework… until it reveals itself to growl at an intruder.

[ironychan]

Portuguese water dogs are canine silkies - in deep enough water they transform into curly-haired seals, and when they climb back out and shake off, they turn back into dogs.

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

Cats are often thought to be selfish and troublesome, to only use their magic for themselves, and for random but odd favours.

This is not the entire truth.

Cat magic is largely Watch and Ward, which is only observable in what does not happen. Cats are known to protect sleeping humans from danger simply by being present, their lamp-like eyes acting as a sort of n’est pas possible upon all possible intruders, from pests to more deadly threats.

[itspenutbutterjellycrime]

Pitbulls over the ages were bred to emit magic to calm children and help them sleep

Collies can multiply themselves for a short time to corral animals

St Bernard’s turn into snow and can feel where an avalanche is going to happen hours before the event

Anatolian Shepherd can shapeshift into other animals around them to blend in

[specsthespectraldragon]

corgi magic is banned in most public areas, and one of the few dog magics not to be demonstrated in show- allowing your corgi to perform magic in public can be punished with up to $1000 in fines, even before the costs of damage to people and property

Golden Retriever magic is sometimes considered “disney” magic, as they typically attract waterfowl and game birds. this is not always the benefit one thinks it would be, as some lines have a penchant for attracting swans! some, however, attract vertebrates of a different sort. one remarkable individual was given an honorary degree in wildlife biology for her prodigious ability to attract frogs and toads, and is currently hard at work in Costa Rica.

[specsthespectraldragon]

#I would die for that fictional golden retriever scientists

no. you must live for her. she demands it of you. how else would you be able to appreciate all these great amphibians she’s finding?

[fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive]

It’s far too easy to imagine collies using multiplying-themselves magic for great chaos.

[robotsandfrippary]

imagine the mixed breeds.  God in heaven.

[cheesedemon]

Shiba Inu just get cat magic for some reason

[maastrichtiana]

I’ve seen this thread something something just so happens reinvent Pokémon

that’s not a diss! that’s a triumphant screech!

[loganberrysanders]

Golden retriever scientist energy. 

I-I’ve ... been found out.

[bathtubfrog]

Happy Trans Day Of Visibility! As a trans artist, I love our community and I love being trans, and I love how we come together and love and uplift each other. Even though there’s lots of hurdles we face, I look forward to the day when we can all rise up and celebrate our transness without fear!

[pathologising]

we need to genetically modify strawberries to make them big as fuck like dog sized

[loganberrysanders]

I genuinely laughed out loud at this because my reaction was like "WE ALREADY DO--oh, uh.. huh. Yeah. You've got a point."

[bearsunlimited]

EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU BLUE'S CLUES