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Loving the alien 🎶 Sarcasm is a form of art. I like to take photos sometimes | chronic undecided | PIZZA, ALIENs & BANDZ . [pretty obsessed maybe.] || #the poisonedit ||

[hvrleyquinn]

Look, the only live action Disney remake I want is the Emperor’s New Groove and I want there to be no CGI, I want Kuzco to be played by two actors in a cheap llama costume

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[honyeol]

that’s my OPINION!!!!

[evak-s-deactivated20181120]

                                         *:･ﾟ★ 19 days・tianshan through time *:･ﾟ★

[moringottos-deactivated20210117]

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

[lokispriestess-deactivated20181]

However you think this story will end is wrong

[marvellegends]

[vampirezigzagoon]

Every Exorcism movie

Priest: Unholy demon, release this soul in the name of Jesus Chr–

Demon:

[richwhore]

Priest:

[iac88i]

This will never stop cracking me up

[dailymarvelheroes]

Deadpool 2 | Opening Credits

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me: *clicks a settings menu*

my family: love having a tech expert in the house :) 

[thedaniverse]

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

[thedaniverse]

Me: I’m a little high but –

Y'all rushing to that reblog button:

[chuckyzoopa]

It’s an awesome idea tho

[weareoracle]

Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:

[lianabrooks]

I said yes! 

(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)

[aelin-lovelace]

I can 100% get behind this as a new tradition.

[moringmark]

Alive and Kicking

[mi-vida-entre-hojas]

[failout4-deactivated20220804]

Me: *drops something while eating*

My pet, running at 876 mph towards the dropped food: time to C O N S U M E

[impossiblerebelblaze]

SO THIS WAS THE MOVIE POSTER FOR DEADPOOL 2 AT THE MOVIE THEATRE IN MY TOWN THEY MADE IT THEMSELVES BECAUSE THE ACTUAL POSTER NEVER GOT HERE

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

If you passed this off as an authentic poster, no one would have questioned you.

[eraemx]

I honestly thought this was a legitimate poster for it

[tabbran]

Please send me more of these memes, I need to see literally every single one of them

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[castlevanian]

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submitted by @artistic-cyber-cat

submitted by @zeddspectrial

submitted by @goodwiththechicken

submitted by @fedora-master96

this meme is officially called Fantasy Painting Object Labeling, thanks for that @eddrian32!

[juliaanoia]

I love these so much

[brinnanza]

google search: how to take a break from the linear flow of time

[30minutememes]

[xxxtictacion]

Hey uh op…. where’s your url…

[thyrell]

there’s no url because god sent this post down to us

[amidstsilence]

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