Do you have depression? Are you commonly sad? Do you have no motivation? Well Music™ may be the thing for you!
Just put in your ear buds and blast your favourite song!
Music™ works by being so loud you can't even think about emotions! No more sadness for you!
Try music today and get the depression away!
Disclaimer: Music™ only works as long as you're distracting yourself with it
Side effects may include: deafness, temporary loss of hearing, emotional repression only fixed by 20 years of therapy, and forgetting the task at hand and jamming to your favourite song
























