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(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

zakiyah

"ingredients you can pronounce" learn phonics. coward.

#wait until they hear about how many everyday products have dihydrogenmonoxide

mascwoman

New bumper sticker 🕺

boycritter

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

weedvapeuser

I need to remember that 90% of the people discussing politics on here are basically operating at this level of historical literacy.

thancbread

i love this reply in particular

infectiouspiss

I need to be educated a little bit. Why was 9/11 a good thing? I’m not meaning to say you’re wrong for saying it or anything like that. I’m just curious because for me, I struggle to see it as a good thing when so many people were killed during and after the event.

also those buildings were fucking ugly

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

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#ugh #my freshman year English prof was so totally self centered and yearned for some Dead Poets Society spiritual experience. except he didn’t #want to teach material or engage with what students cared for #he just wanted to pick random topics and debate us #except. he needed to win the debate and also didnt teach debate tactics #so he just wanted to argue and win over 18 year olds #and if no one cared about his tik tok topic then he would yell at us for being antisocial #and if we responded he would humiliate us #yes humiliate #because if you gave a sliver of pushback. which is what he begged for. he would bombard you with info about the topic you were not told.#then act like the whole class agrees with the opposite opinion #and then LITERALLY laugh at you #it wasn’t an English class #it was a improvised debate against someone who choose and researched the topic and is also 15 years older #once we were ‘discussing’ the ethics of keeping a brain dead patient on life support #and I dared to argue against it #and then he came up with the lie that in the case we were discussing the woman had eventually woke up. and even though it was a lie he then #used that to form a argument on why I was wrong.#then laughed #then quickly went ‘just kidding. she eventually was taken off life support and died’#like bro you just went off on me for being wrong in front of everyone #or when he made us share our essays (yes he assigned us essays without ever teaching a thing about essay structure) with the entire class so #they could make comments live while we read them #and he didn’t like my topic so he just gave me other topics i should of choose #yet again without any real constructive criticism #he once ended class early because he was so mad at us for not debating the ethics of nutraloaf #once he just went ‘why do I hate this? why is this so stupid? come on! tell me!’ and the video was this tik tok of a girl suggesting #that other girls go on walks #like no one cares #give us a passage and some questions

phaeton-flier

batman is short for batthew manning

jethroq

wettestwraith

prev dont leave this in the tags

silvergryphonart

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

musicalhell

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

juh-was-deactivated19691231-dea

the horse is so fuckable

thoodleoo

reading a quote from marcus aurelius's meditations to my middle school students at the start of every class has been one of the best decisions i ever made as a teacher, partly because it exposes them to ancient literature but mostly because now i have a bunch of twelve year olds who talk like this

I must confess something that might negate my lifelong dedication to the emo lifestyle. Ive lived a block away from a historical cemetery for two years and have never sat and read in there

#I think about it daily #but there’s a house rigjt next to it and I don’t wanna be confronted

Every year i have a grand culinary epiphany and acquired the ability to cook one more food

#about a week ago I realized I could make meatloaf #I forgot to add milk so it was hard and dry….. but I feel inspired

transmechanicus

*holds you in my mouth perfectly safe between my sharp teeth bc i love you*

transmechanicus

Petition to mount cross light indicators onto the traffic lights themselves because no one checks the cross lights before running through a cross walk. I get honked at like im retarded when I have the right of way because no one checks. They just see if the light is green or if there’s cars coming, and I almost cant blame them because the crossing light is so out of the way for them. I only know to look when driving because I experience this while taking walks. Ive almost been hit by a bitch taking a right turn because she was *only* watching for cars coming from the left.

#it’s 50/50 fault to me #50% the crosswalks are designed ineffectivly #and 50% you need to visually check for yourself to see if you are about to hit someone

sometimeslegendsdie-deactivated

What's the best way to pick up ladies?

bend at the knees. lift with your legs. ask if it’s okay first.

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