I love these dumb idiots.
It’s heavily based on a fic my sister is writing, highly recommend it cuz its p good
https://archiveofourown.org/works/20769854/chapters/49353596
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@the-almightyred-invader
I love these dumb idiots.
It’s heavily based on a fic my sister is writing, highly recommend it cuz its p good
https://archiveofourown.org/works/20769854/chapters/49353596
I just wanted to draw them in heels
saw this image and knew what i had to do
Is it gay to cuddle your bro-ruler (like a co-ruler but they’re ur bro) while he does some nerd shit?
❤️💜
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I love these two sm
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They were probably waiting by the smeetery for DAYS because they’re impatient. When Plum is finally born they just about flipped. Red and Purple dont normally like children but PLUM IS THE ONLY EXCEPTION.
“WE MADE THIS!”
100 Ways to Say ‘I Hate You’
I saw a post about 100 ways to say ‘I love you’, so I thought I’d make the anti-version if it doesn’t exist already. Roleplayers, send these to each other for angst reasons! Tw for emotional abuse, language, and some major rejection themes, though some them are joking and could be used for friendly rivals or pals who play-insult one another. Change or add pronouns as necessary.
“You’re a disappointment to me.”
“I don’t care if you live or die.”
“I used to care about you. Now? I regret every second I wasted.”
“How do you think I feel? I’m pissed off!”
“Go. Just go.”
“If you come back, I won’t be here.”
“I’ve never despised someone as much as I despise you.”
“Ha! You think I care about you? What do you think I am, desperate?”
“I regret ever saying ‘hello’.”
“Leave and don’t come back, ever.”
“Remember when we first met? I wish I didn’t.”
“You’re the worst mistake I’ve ever made.”
“Don’t touch me. Don’t even look at me.” “You took months/years of my life away. I’ll never get those back.”
“I saw a trash bag on the side of the road today. Reminded me of you.”
“I could have been doing so much better than wasting my time with you.”
“You’re a sick bastard, you know that?”
“I don’t care.”
“Go ahead, leave. Don’t worry about coming back.”
“You’re such a piece of shit.”
“I didn’t think you could be any more of a shithead, but you just proved me wrong.”
“You’re so stupid.”
“Why do I waste my time with you?”
“You’re not the person I thought you were.”
“Hey! Just a daily reminder: you’re a piece of shit!”
“I deserve so much better.”
“We’re not friends. We were never friends!”
“I pretended to like you because I felt bad for you! How did you fall for that?”
“I never want to see you again.”
“You’ve done nothing but make my life a living hell.”
“Don’t apologize - you don’t deserve my forgiveness!”
“No, I’m never giving you another chance!”
“I wish you were never born.”
“You’re the last person I wanted to see right now.”
“I’d rather be working with anyone else in the whole world right now.”
“When you get back, your shit’s gonna be on the front lawn. Take it and get out.”
“Go ahead, choose them! You deserve each other.”
“I don’t know what they see in you.”
“You’re an embarrassment to me.”
“You’re an embarrassment to all of us.”
“I wish it was you. I wish it was you to die instead of them.”
“God, why did I have to end up working with the biggest asshole in the world?”
“How could you think I ever loved you? You seriously think I’d sink that low?”
“Sorry, I just puked in my mouth a bit. I accidentally looked at your face.”
“How can you even live with yourself?”
“If I was your mirror, I’d break myself just so you would throw me in the trash and I wouldn’t have to look at you.”
“Being with you was the worst time of my life.”
“You’re a monster.”
“Not a day goes by that I don’t wake up wishing I was dead because of you.”
“I’m going to ruin your fucking life.”
“You said you would change, but you never did! You never will!”
“Some people are just born to fail. Sorry you’re one of the unlucky ones.”
“You’re so worthless, you hardly even exist to me.”
“I wish I could go back to the day I met you, and just walk away.”
“If you give me that look one more time, I’m skipping jump-rope with your large intestines.”
“Honestly, I’m embarrassed to even know you.”
“Ugh, it smells like something died in here. Oh. It’s just you.”
“You need to stop. You hurt everyone around you!”
“Until you get your shit together, I don’t want to hear you complain.”
“Look at you. You’re disgusting.”
“Stop making me look bad.”
“You have a face that makes me wish punching people wasn’t frowned upon in our society.”
“Shut your mouth. I don’t want to hear your obnoxious voice.”
“Go play in traffic.”
“Fuck off.”
“If I saw you in the ocean clinging to a log for safety, I’d save the log and let you drown. At least wood can become something useful, like toilet paper.”
“How could I ever love something as terrible and hideous as you?”
“I can’t even look at you right now.”
“It was all a lie.”
“I never loved you, and I never will.”
“Don’t try to beg. It won’t work.”
“You’re not worth the mud on the bottom of my shoes.”
“Look at you. You’re pathetic. I’ve never seen a sadder sight.”
“I’m going to hurt you slowly, and I’m going to enjoy every second of it.”
“For what you did to them, I’ll do the same to you.”
“An apology? You want to offer an apology? No. I don’t accept it.”
“You’re everything I hate in a person.”
“I wish you were dead.”
“You’re nothing to me. Less than nothing!”
“What a sad sack of shit you are.”
“My life is in fucking shambles thanks to you!”
“How could you? You bastard!”
“I’d rather eat sewage than ever touch you again.”
“Hey asshole, I’m here to ruin your day, just like I did yesterday and the day before that.”
“You’d be more useful if you weren’t even alive.”
“Hey, it’s my least favorite waste of space.”
“Every day that I woke up next to you, I was tempted to smother you with a pillow while you slept.”
“Love you? Don’t make me laugh.”
“Just thinking about you makes me sick to my stomach.”
“You deserve a slow and painful death for what you’ve done.”
“I can’t stand people like you.”
“Stop doing that thing. You know, that thing I hate. Breathing.”
“If I could trade you for a nest of angry wasps, you would be long gone.”
“I can’t wait to dance on your grave.”
“If we were the last two people on earth, I’d be subtracting one.”
“I never want to see the likes of your filth around here again.”
“I’m disgusted by you.”
“Fuck you!”
“If I ever see you again, it will be far too soon.”
“I have three words for you: Burn. In. Hell.”
“I hate you.”
Hey! Hey Red! Can I steal some of your donuts? I ate all mine and I’m too lazy to get more and I can’t find a drone. ((Hi! I’m a new Purple blog and figured I’d drop on by! Hope you don’t mind aa!))
[Don’t mind at all. Welcome to the party, my friend!]
@donutprincepur
Red rolled his eyes. “Purp… we stationed a drone right down the hall for the pure purpose of getting doughnuts at a moment’s notice. Can’t you just… walk a few more steps to get some instead of stealing them from me?”
donutprincepur:
the-almightyred-invader:
Red grumbled to himself as he began snacking on the doughnuts again, hoping to finish them before Purple had the chance to steal them again.
“Why do you have to be so lazy, Purp. You’re a Tallest, aren’t you supposed to be dignified and, you know… not lazy?”
The navigator quickly ran in, almost tripping over its feet to give Purple his bag of donuts. The Tallest snatched the bag with a quick, empty thank you, leaving the poor Irken to return to his work out of breath. He stuck up his non-existent nose at Reds words.
“Not being is lazy is boring! We have drones to do stuff for us. I guess I could do more if I really wanted to but… I don’t really want to. Do you want me to do things?”
Red groaned. “No... no Purple, I don’t need you to do more things. But you are a Tallest. I can’t just do all of the work, okay? You have to pick up the slack, too.”
[askchubbyzim] My Tallest!! My Tallest!!! I have your monthly donut box for you! *squeak*
@askchubbyzim
“... We get a monthly donut box from you? ... Give it here.”
you two thinking of getting married?
what if we fell in love while taking over the galaxy together haha just kidding
(thinks about them as shithead irken elites)
RE: Factory Reset - he'd lose his memories and go back to his original coding, whatever that is (Invader, Soldier, Scientist, etc) but be physically the same...
I like it!