°.•Poppy’s Playtime•.° @probably-eating-poptarts - Tumblr Blog

i miss you 2012 avengers. i miss you the avengers tower. i miss you irondad and spiderson. i miss you meme lord shuri and peter. i miss you loki lingering in the tower for no other reason than that he's the main love interest. i miss you poptart-eating thor. i miss you grumpy bucky barnes. i miss you old man, chronically offline steve rogers. i miss you clint in the vents. i miss you girls night with wanda and natasha. i miss you resurrected, shamelessly flirty pietro. i miss you clueless, socially inept vision. i miss you the rare bruce banner feature. i miss you sassy sam wilson. i miss you cheeky reader who always called fury by his first name. i miss you christmas avengers blurbs in the middle of the fanfiction written by an autistic 14 year old. i miss you 😔😔😔

artschoolglasses

I just think characters like Halsin and Blackwall should look a little more like sumo wrestlers and a lot less like shredded, 0% body fat, dehydrated Marvel superheroes.

But maybe that's just me. 🤷‍♀️

(L-R: Asakoryu, Kirishima, and Tochinoshin)

starrforge

I agree ehehehe

probably-eating-poptarts

This man eats and I will not be taking questions at this time. ✨

aceofpans

”with shapes.inc you can talk to your ocs!!” Dumbass. I’m already talking to them. In my head. “B-bbut what about your favourite charac-“ skill issue. In my head as well. get fucked.

probably-eating-poptarts

Maladaptive daydreaming for the win 😌👌

navasnook

Thinking about how the fandom harassed them out of finishing one of the most iconic smut fics. I hope @no-droids is doing well.

mumblingsage

This was a kind of sweet dashboard coincidence.

beardedmrbean

theman

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

tattooedzombigirl

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

secondlina

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

sinksanksockie2

w-what if potato is actually lucky

dontsteponthe-momeraths

i need a lucky potato

probably-eating-poptarts

Please potato… 😭🙏 I’ve been sick for ALMOST A MONTH STRAIGHT. 💀

#anything at this point

cozmic-ash

you know in another life these two sad meow meows are basking in each other's casual affection <333

gazpachito95

Mary Shelley: the creature was a grotesque amalgamation of several different corpses. It was so hideous and monstrous that people would immediately scream and run away upon seeing his horrendous figure.

Guillermo del Toro:

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

I mean obviously I would fuck a monster but more than that I would bond emotionally with a monster over our shared sense of alienation and rejection from a hostile universe. together we would explore our deep-seated fear of being inherently unlovable, and reassure each other of our innate value as sentient beings deserving of love and kindness. i will hold them gently, and wipe the tears from their googly eyestalk-tentacles, and something will begin to heal

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

and then we fuck nasty, im not a saint

probably-eating-poptarts

All of this 🤣

#monster lover #but also a monster fucker #I would emotionally bond with the monster #and then it’s fuck nasty hours 👌

lalaluch

probably-eating-poptarts

Hey look, it’s ✨me✨

#frankenstein 2025 #friday the 13th #halloween #house of wax #the boy #my big murder babies 🫶🏼

crown-and-stallion

ugh I can't stop thinking about the lamb and creature pic and comparing it to those blood soaked herding dogs. idk if you've seen those post before, I can't remember what the captions were but its like something something I have blood on my hands so you can live peacefully or something

Guard Dog

His gentle nature...his courage and strength...ability to flip on a dime and cause great violence...he is a livestock guarding dog come onnnn.

Based on that one pic of a sheep and their guardian covered in blood. I wish we had gotten to see more moments of him with the sheep, he certainly cared about them.