Alphonze

That’s me

[the-alphonze]

Hey Alphonze here

Mostly just usin’ this to keep track of whats goin’ on with the crew and others

I use she/he pronouns and am constantly in a southern accent

Hey out of character now lol, this is a role play blog for a guy in a podcast who is also a robot. Cool wow amazing, if you know me from my main sh. No. No you don’t. I don’t know what your talking about. How did you find this

If you REALLY want to call me something call me E that’s it that’s all you get ha

also here’s some tags I use on posts (:

On the ship: when I’m posting and I am NOT the ship

Is the ship: when I’m posting and I am the ship

Ooc: out of character

reblog chain: so when some blogs interact with others they have a conversation through reblogs and it’s sometimes annoying to scroll past so this is mostly so you can block this tag and not see it and only see the end reblog and know what happened

Ship updates: small things about the boat like the weather or something small that happened

Askers: answering asks (:

Last but not least I’m keeping my main a secret b/c I want to and I’d be embarrassed because I know people here irl and I’m very anxious

Pfp done by @okcoolthanks

(Also there’s spoilers in here for Riptide so uh, sorry)

[the-alphonze]

Are those towers

[aferinbyname]

Capt'n are you ok?

D'you need me to take the helm ?

-Alphonze

(She just shakes her head.)

[the-alphonze]

You sure? You’ve been there for a while

[aferinbyname]

(She nods again.)

[the-alphonze]

If your sure, just uh remember to take a break when you need it

Have you seen Ollie by the way?

[aferinbyname]

(She stares blankly off into the distance before looking down and hiding in her knees.)

[the-alphonze]

…

[she crouches down next to her]

Do you want to talk about it ?

[aferinbyname]

(She almost immediately shakes her head.)

[the-alphonze]

Well there’s somethin’ wrong and being quiet and doing nothing but stand here about it isnt helping’ it most likely

If you don’t want to talk is there somethin’ else you could do to explain ?

[aferinbyname]

Capt'n are you ok?

D'you need me to take the helm ?

-Alphonze

(She just shakes her head.)

[the-alphonze]

You sure? You’ve been there for a while

[aferinbyname]

(She nods again.)

[the-alphonze]

If your sure, just uh remember to take a break when you need it

Have you seen Ollie by the way?

[aferinbyname]

(She stares blankly off into the distance before looking down and hiding in her knees.)

[the-alphonze]

…

[she crouches down next to her]

Do you want to talk about it ?

[aferinbyname]

Capt'n are you ok?

D'you need me to take the helm ?

-Alphonze

(She just shakes her head.)

[the-alphonze]

You sure? You’ve been there for a while

[aferinbyname]

(She nods again.)

[the-alphonze]

If your sure, just uh remember to take a break when you need it

Have you seen Ollie by the way?

[aferinbyname]

Capt'n are you ok?

D'you need me to take the helm ?

-Alphonze

(She just shakes her head.)

[the-alphonze]

You sure? You’ve been there for a while

[the-alphonze]

I missed this

[the-alphonze]

Wow that was strange it felt like I wasn’t conscious for three weeks wonder how that happened

[ultrakillingmyself]

Hey what s up I play Alphonze and William (and I’m teeth guy and 🔫. And a few others) as yall might know I’ve been taking a bit to respond to things and just things in general w/ the rp blog and I’ve been kinda putting it off? So sry about that first of all.

I’m gonna be taking a short break so I won’t be making daily posts as alphonze and I won’t try to do anything like important, story, thing, I don’t know I don’t want to do anything that takes a lot of planning/thinking with these guys I’ll still answer asks! Probably. But just nothing too big for a bit

By “short break” I mean maybe a couple weeks. I love these guys I’m definitely returning, ive just been exhausted in a buncha different ways and I don’t want to stress abt taking a while being any of my Guys (gender neutral) on top of that!

tldr I’m not making random ass/daily posts for a few weeks, If you send asks I (might) answer them in character but I don’t want to do anything heavy story related. <3

Any questions abt anything with The Blogs I run you can ask me! I don’t mind (:

[the-alphonze]

There’s fish

[the-alphonze]

Baldphonze

Ooc ok who the FUCK SENT THIS

[thehousealllwaysswins]

Someone said you were lookin’ for me?

-Alphonze

A-A-ALPHONZE!-

*Daice would bite Alphonze leg with The robots beak and start dragging her over.*

[the-alphonze]

How’re you talking? I’m sorry I would’ve fixed that sooner if I had time

[he follows]

[thehousealllwaysswins]

"S-SHUT UP."

*Ra would be curled up in a small bed in the corner, coughing in her sleep bit daice would be dragging alphonze else where.*

"I-ITS BACK."

[the-alphonze]

[he continues following, now looking More concerned than before]

[thehousealllwaysswins]

*Daice stomps over to an empty room.*

"I-ITS IN THERE."

[the-alphonze]

What is ?

[thehousealllwaysswins]

T-THE IN-INTRUDER.

[the-alphonze]

There’s nothin’ in there Daice

[thehousealllwaysswins]

Y-YES THERE IS!!

[the-alphonze]

I don’t see anythin’. What is it?

[thehousealllwaysswins]

*Daice makes an angered buzz and stomps his feet before gesturing upwards.*

[the-alphonze]

[she looks up ?]

[thehousealllwaysswins]

*There is Something on the ceiling covered in shadows, the second Alphonze looks up its wings flap and tries to pass her.*

[the-alphonze]

[alright he got a fucking THREE to grab Whatever The Fuck That Is, when she fails he instead picks Daice up and hurls him at It]

[thehousealllwaysswins]

"WHAT THE FUUU-"

*Daice is thrown immediately, and it's the back of this creature. He then begins to nip at its back and wings, pulling at the feathers.*

*It Then hovers in place trying to get Daice off.*

[the-alphonze]

[alphonze is gonna try to grab it’s like arm or something (I got a TEN), then asks it]

What are you doin’ here

[thehousealllwaysswins]

*That's enough, it's struggling to Grab Daice already and let's out a hiss, Alphonze is now able to get a better look at it.*

*It looks to be covered in triton scales and fins. Two blue horns poking out of the head and blue skin as well. Its eyes were black and red and currently sharp like a cat. Its flesh looks to have been stitched together with different assortments of creatures.*

"Let me go.*

[Picrew by Crowsen!]

[the-alphonze]

Not ‘til you tell me what you’re doin’ here, did you do somethin’ to Ra?

[thehousealllwaysswins]

Someone said you were lookin’ for me?

-Alphonze

A-A-ALPHONZE!-

*Daice would bite Alphonze leg with The robots beak and start dragging her over.*

[the-alphonze]

How’re you talking? I’m sorry I would’ve fixed that sooner if I had time

[he follows]

[thehousealllwaysswins]

"S-SHUT UP."

*Ra would be curled up in a small bed in the corner, coughing in her sleep bit daice would be dragging alphonze else where.*

"I-ITS BACK."

[the-alphonze]

[he continues following, now looking More concerned than before]

[thehousealllwaysswins]

*Daice stomps over to an empty room.*

"I-ITS IN THERE."

[the-alphonze]

What is ?

[thehousealllwaysswins]

T-THE IN-INTRUDER.

[the-alphonze]

There’s nothin’ in there Daice

[thehousealllwaysswins]

Y-YES THERE IS!!

[the-alphonze]

I don’t see anythin’. What is it?

[thehousealllwaysswins]

*Daice makes an angered buzz and stomps his feet before gesturing upwards.*

[the-alphonze]

[she looks up ?]

[thehousealllwaysswins]

*There is Something on the ceiling covered in shadows, the second Alphonze looks up its wings flap and tries to pass her.*

[the-alphonze]

[alright he got a fucking THREE to grab Whatever The Fuck That Is, when she fails he instead picks Daice up and hurls him at It]

[thehousealllwaysswins]

"WHAT THE FUUU-"

*Daice is thrown immediately, and it's the back of this creature. He then begins to nip at its back and wings, pulling at the feathers.*

*It Then hovers in place trying to get Daice off.*

[the-alphonze]

[alphonze is gonna try to grab it’s like arm or something (I got a TEN), then asks it]

What are you doin’ here

[thehousealllwaysswins]

Someone said you were lookin’ for me?

-Alphonze

A-A-ALPHONZE!-

*Daice would bite Alphonze leg with The robots beak and start dragging her over.*

[the-alphonze]

How’re you talking? I’m sorry I would’ve fixed that sooner if I had time

[he follows]

[thehousealllwaysswins]

"S-SHUT UP."

*Ra would be curled up in a small bed in the corner, coughing in her sleep bit daice would be dragging alphonze else where.*

"I-ITS BACK."

[the-alphonze]

[he continues following, now looking More concerned than before]

[thehousealllwaysswins]

*Daice stomps over to an empty room.*

"I-ITS IN THERE."

[the-alphonze]

What is ?

[thehousealllwaysswins]

T-THE IN-INTRUDER.

[the-alphonze]

There’s nothin’ in there Daice

[thehousealllwaysswins]

Y-YES THERE IS!!

[the-alphonze]

I don’t see anythin’. What is it?

[thehousealllwaysswins]

*Daice makes an angered buzz and stomps his feet before gesturing upwards.*

[the-alphonze]

[she looks up ?]

[thehousealllwaysswins]

*There is Something on the ceiling covered in shadows, the second Alphonze looks up its wings flap and tries to pass her.*

[the-alphonze]

[alright he got a fucking THREE to grab Whatever The Fuck That Is, when she fails he instead picks Daice up and hurls him at It]

[thehousealllwaysswins]

Someone said you were lookin’ for me?

-Alphonze

A-A-ALPHONZE!-

*Daice would bite Alphonze leg with The robots beak and start dragging her over.*

[the-alphonze]

How’re you talking? I’m sorry I would’ve fixed that sooner if I had time

[he follows]

[thehousealllwaysswins]

"S-SHUT UP."

*Ra would be curled up in a small bed in the corner, coughing in her sleep bit daice would be dragging alphonze else where.*

"I-ITS BACK."

[the-alphonze]

[he continues following, now looking More concerned than before]

[thehousealllwaysswins]

*Daice stomps over to an empty room.*

"I-ITS IN THERE."

[the-alphonze]

What is ?

[thehousealllwaysswins]

T-THE IN-INTRUDER.

[the-alphonze]

There’s nothin’ in there Daice

[thehousealllwaysswins]

Y-YES THERE IS!!

[the-alphonze]

I don’t see anythin’. What is it?

[thehousealllwaysswins]

*Daice makes an angered buzz and stomps his feet before gesturing upwards.*

[the-alphonze]

[she looks up ?]

[thehousealllwaysswins]

Someone said you were lookin’ for me?

-Alphonze

A-A-ALPHONZE!-

*Daice would bite Alphonze leg with The robots beak and start dragging her over.*

[the-alphonze]

How’re you talking? I’m sorry I would’ve fixed that sooner if I had time

[he follows]

[thehousealllwaysswins]

"S-SHUT UP."

*Ra would be curled up in a small bed in the corner, coughing in her sleep bit daice would be dragging alphonze else where.*

"I-ITS BACK."

[the-alphonze]

[he continues following, now looking More concerned than before]

[thehousealllwaysswins]

*Daice stomps over to an empty room.*

"I-ITS IN THERE."

[the-alphonze]

What is ?

[thehousealllwaysswins]

T-THE IN-INTRUDER.

[the-alphonze]

There’s nothin’ in there Daice

[thehousealllwaysswins]

Y-YES THERE IS!!

[the-alphonze]

I don’t see anythin’. What is it?

[thehousealllwaysswins]

Someone said you were lookin’ for me?

-Alphonze

A-A-ALPHONZE!-

*Daice would bite Alphonze leg with The robots beak and start dragging her over.*

[the-alphonze]

How’re you talking? I’m sorry I would’ve fixed that sooner if I had time

[he follows]

[thehousealllwaysswins]

"S-SHUT UP."

*Ra would be curled up in a small bed in the corner, coughing in her sleep bit daice would be dragging alphonze else where.*

"I-ITS BACK."

[the-alphonze]

[he continues following, now looking More concerned than before]

[thehousealllwaysswins]

*Daice stomps over to an empty room.*

"I-ITS IN THERE."

[the-alphonze]

What is ?

[thehousealllwaysswins]

T-THE IN-INTRUDER.

[the-alphonze]

There’s nothin’ in there Daice