Sure thing, Melvin

Anybody seen my cactus? Seriously. I ain't joking. Tag is "theamnesialer". Skype: thneedsman

[the-amnesia-ler]

*Anonymous screaming*

[ kkrunch kkkkrunch kkrunch ]

[the-amnesia-ler]

WTF IS THATTTT

[ the writhing mass of shadows notices your presence and lumbers towards you. there is a horrifying, otherworldly roar.

the last thing you see are those terrible, eerie, unblinking bright eyes. ]

[the-amnesia-ler]

JFC ARE YOU OKAY!?

[deep, whuffling sniffs]

[the-amnesia-ler]

[the-amnesia-ler]

[ vzzz, vzzz, vzzz ]

--Huh!?

Wh.. Oh. My phone.

Thought it was busted.

[rifles through pockets and pulls out cell phone]

....

..Er..

[squints at screen]

..Pizza..?

[ vzz, vzz, vzz ]

Geez, bub can't even wait fer me t' reply b'fore shootin' more texts..

What th' heck is this guy on about?

...Wait..

[txt]: Do you know me?

[the-amnesia-ler]

-ghostly banjo string pluck-

Spooky.

[the-amnesia-ler]

-strums ukulele-

Godamnit MJ.

[the-amnesia-ler]

'Ey Mole Man, how's it been down in that hole 'a yours.

Jus' peachy.

How's'it up there in th' sunshine.

[the-amnesia-ler]

Can you see your lamp anywhere?

..I'm lookin' fer it, yeah.

[the-amnesia-ler]

Would you win the best sheep & shepardess competition? :)

I ain't a shepurduss.

[the-amnesia-ler]

Don't antagonise Incie too much, 's his birthday. ; ;

...Rrrrrrghh. Fine.

I'll leave 'im alone.

Whatever.

[the-amnesia-ler]

I guess you can say you've hit rock bottom.

Y'come t' MY askbox, send me THIS message, t'day of all days, here, on th'day of my daughter's weddin'.

[the-amnesia-ler]

oh dear, now you are not just allusinating but you are also going insane! we both know your mother would never actually care about you.

..

.....

..What'd'ja jus' say 'bout my ma..?

[the-amnesia-ler]

Have you found your ax? You might need it, there might be a grue down there.

What th'hell's a grue.

[the-amnesia-ler]

[faint slam jam in the distance]

MJ, MJ, go away.Shoot some hoops another day.

[the-amnesia-ler]

That's quite a hole you're in. Cozy?

Ha ha ha. Funny. No, I ain't cozy. I hurt like hell'n it's uh. Real dark.

[the-amnesia-ler]

You better not fucking die, you dip shit. If you do then your life sucks. (Don't lol him so fucking early, he hasn't evolved farther than southern onceler)

Wow. Rude.