#mister-onceler

[onestler]

money is a terrible and powerful thing

[the-amnesia-ler]

'Ey Mole Man, how's it been down in that hole 'a yours.

Jus' peachy.

How's'it up there in th' sunshine.

[little-ler]

You 'n I both know a Thneed can do just about anythin'. Have y' thought of any ways a Thneed could help a person your size?

Use it as a rack?

I dunno.

[pyreo]

No junk flashing in my tent.

I know, I know, shoooosh.

Don't worry, it was just between us.

[jalattes]

i hope u didnt spend too much time on vestler screenies ive got a folder of about 500 HDs i can share with you :I

um.

[bedtime-onceler-blog]

So, I heard that you fell asleep doin' the horizontal mambo.

[insomnia-ler]

Forget about blue waffles. At least those sound like they're good to eat. It's those blue-footed boobies you need to watch out for.

hAHAhaHA.

[ask-clueless-onceler-blog]

It is nice to meet you Clueless! I guess you can just call me Once-ler.

I see. It's nice to meet you, too, Once-ler~