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this is simply the greatest video i have ever seen
I'm going to reblog this a million times so be it
#i love how they give up on the dumb gimmick and just make her do increasingly inane trick shots
I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went āSHIT FUCK SHITā and scrolled back to reblog it
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Growing up with your starters
Artist:Ā esasi8794 / Twitter
The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe whatās in each photo:
Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes⦠has become a weird habit of theirs.
Venusaur: That hasnāt changed now that theyāve grown, but theyāre very gentle.
Charmander: Itās my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldnāt get lonely.
Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.
Squirtle: Squirtleās a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.
Blastoise: Looks like theyāre scared of the first Pichu theyāve seen. Youāre not really hiding!
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This is adorable
They just posted some more!
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And some more!
You forgot these!!!
Iām disappointed that these were left out
Ugh I love all these. I want to hug Dragonite, Bewear, and Quagsire too!
DO NOT DO THIS.
This makes me so angry.
If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.
My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.
When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular when we asked for diet, we would not give him the insulin he would need for it. If that happens, his blood sugar level could go so high he could go into a coma, go blind, or even die.
If somebody gave him regular soda instead of diet without telling us, that person could be responsible for a nine-year-old being killed or blinded.
Just thinking about that makes me so angry. I get scared every time we take him to a movie in case the people working there saw this picture and decide to do the same thing.
Please signal boost this so people know.
This also applies to baristas
Fun story about the baristas doing this kind of shit.Ā
I am very sensitive to lactose, not Lactose intolerant but because of stomach ulcers that are still healing. A couple years ago I went to Starbucks right after my classes with some friends and asked for a green tea latte with soy milk. The barista, for some reason out of malice and/or hate for her life so she took it out on me, gave me whole milk in my latte.
5 minutes after my first sip of latte, my stomach cramped BAD. Not the āOh! time to poop!ā kind of cramp but it felt like someone had stabbed me with a knife and twisted it. Now Iāve had this happen before so I knew the cause of it. I went up to the barista clutching my gut screaming at her that she put dairy in my latte rather than soy LIKE I REQUESTED. She denied it and called me a āpretentious white girl for wanting soyāand so my friends got the manager. I had to explain that I had stomach ulcers that were still healing and if I were to go to the hospital for this incident, they would be responsible for it.
Manager flipped his shit and the barista was terrified out of her mind. Pretty sure both thought i was gonna sue. Manager actually fired her on the spot because of the negligence. My friends managed to get me home in one piece while I stayed home for 3 days in absolute agony and missed my midterm.
So remember kiddies, if someone is asking for Diet orĀ āSkinnyā orĀ āsoyā or anything that is not regular, give them what they requested because it may not be them being healthy, but a dietary need that can possibly be life or death
also if they ARE trying to be healthy you should give it to them to!! Its not your decision to police or question others food choices!!!Ā
also im lactose intolerant AND ive had stomach infections/ulcers so i feel this.Ā
I have Celiac Disease, so Iām very gluten intolerant. When I go out to eat at restaurants a lot of people just assume that I asked for my food gluten free because of the gluten free diet fad (which is usually a bullshit diet btw).Ā
Last month I went out to dinner with a friend at an italian restaurant that had a small gluten free menu. I had been there once before and had their gluten free pasta and it was great! I think one of the managers had been there and was super helpful when taking my order to make sure that everything was gluten free for me. When I ordered the gluten free pasta again this time though, the waitress who took my order all but rolled her eyes at me. I didnāt think much of it at the time, because the restaurant was so accommodating before, I just assumed it would be the same this time.
But sure enough, they brought out my pasta, I ate it, and about an hour later I had extreme stomach pains and was throwing up (in a movie theater no less).
Barfing and agonizing pain aside, eating gluten when you have celiac causes a lot of internal damage thatās hard to notice. The biggest thing is that it damages your intestines, preventing your body from absorbing nutrients properly, which can take months to heal.
So PLEASE, if you work at a restaurant or anything with food and someone asks for something a certain way, please listen to them and donāt just disregard someoneās order. Itās not funny and it can have serious consequences.
I will reblog this with every single story about someone getting sick because of an asshole giving them the opposite of what they ordered until it sinks in for everyone.
Recently on the news a 16 year old boy with a dairy allergy had gone to eat at IHOP with his family. The specifically asked if they could make dairy free pancakes and they said yes. Not too long after he had a reaction and was rushed to the hospital. This kid died because the was dairy in his pancakes that they asked for no dairy. His epi pen that his mother had wasnāt enough to help him. I know working in fast food or any job thatās serves food and beverage sucks but not as much as causing someone to get sick over negligence.
My youngest cousin ā who is now five, he just started kindergarten ā has Celiacās disease. You would not BELEIVE the amount of times Iāve heard my aunt say sheās ordered something gluten free, only to watch the waiter or waitressās eyes go huge when she gives it to my cousin ā my cousin with the medical id band on his tiny five year old wrist proclaiming I HAVE CELIACS and have to take it back. Shit like this could kill my cousin. Knock it the fuck off.
I cannot tolerate caffeineāit makes me have chest pain and a racing pulse, and also gives me horrible body pain, so I always ask for decaf if I order coffee when Iām out, and doublecheck with the waiter/ress when they bring it. but instead of sayingĀ āis this decaf like I asked for?ā I always sayĀ āoh, did I remember to order decaf?ā I shouldnāt have to act like Iām the forgetful one (because I know damn well I asked for decaf) but it seems to work better than implying that they screwed up when I take the blame on myself like that. and if thereās any hesitation when they answer, I tell them,Ā āif thereās any doubt, please get another one, or just give me waterāif this is regular, itāll mess up my heartā and lots of times when I say that, they look alarmed and go change it or get another one.Ā
but I shouldnāt HAVE to share my personal medical history with strangers just to get my order right! no one should! how is it their business? it makes me really uncomfortable to have to do that. JUST GIVE PEOPLE WHAT THEY ORDER!
Iāve reblogged this maaaany times before but thereās a few new stories on here so iām doing it again.
cut this shit out
donāt be that kind of asshole.
As a diabetic, this would make me so beyond angry. Skinny doesnāt mean they donāt have a life threatening illness. Skinny doesnāt mean they can process sugar the way you do. People that do this are the worst kinds of people. DO NOT DO THIS!
Me and my family went to a restaurant a few years back and one of the dishes we ordered was made with wine vinegar, which I am allergic to, so we asked the waiter to skip it, and he said sure, no problem, thatās fine. So my food gets to the table, and I start eating and then my throat closes and I canāt breathe and then I start coughing and throwing up right there in the middle of the restaurant and it was very fortunate that I was with my family and they knew what was happening to me. I had to be rushed to the hospital, and admitted, and I came damn near close to having my throat cut open so I could breathe through a whole on my neck. Because they put wine vinegar in my food when I explicitly told them not to, because they were assholes, and I could have died. They probably didnāt mean to hurt me but they did. I missed class, and work, and, again, I COULD HAVE DIED.
i have cyclic vomiting syndrome and canāt tolerate dairy or red meat. violating my dietary restrictions triggers an acute episode, and i have to be hospitalized and given iv saline, ativan, and anti-emetics to stop the (extremely painful and incapacitating) vomiting. if somebody put regular milk instead of soy milk in my latte and i didnāt notice the taste immediately, i could wind up in the er and then spend several days in bed recovering, eating nothing but saltines and dry toast and clear liquids until my body was able to tolerate food again, unable to work or go out or do anything besides rest. whenever i go to starbucks, i WATCH them make my drink. cvs episodes are horrible and i hate them, and i can prevent them if i do everything right, but that means my damn barista has to cooperate. if somebody decided i was a stuck up white girl and gave me whole milk instead of soy they could put me in the hospital and cost me days of income. give ppl the food they fuckin order. itās not that hard.
Reblogging because itās so important. Iām āluckyā I donāt have any food allergies or intolerence, but it makes me mad when people take them not seriously, think you are picky or just following a āwhite girl diet fadā.
90% of people donāt take my cats and dog allergies seriously when I tell them Iām allergic and wondering if a cat or a dog is present at X place. They think itās just watery eyes. Nope. Well yeah, watery and itchy eyes, but I start wo wheeze and have trouble breathing. They donāt give epi-pen for those (anyway you have to go to the hospital after) just inhaler. Itās no miracle, specially if I didnāt take other meds before.
When people tell you about their allergies or restriction, trust them!
Reblogging for all the stories here because this is sooo important!Ā
I have a severe allergy to gluten and relate to MANY of the stories above. My daughter has a severe allergy to milk fat, and I have had to hold her hair many times while she vomits on the side of the road because we couldnāt even make it home from theĀ āaccidentalā whole milk instead of skim.Ā
Iām super lactose intolerant so accidental milk is always fun. Severe diarrhea, stomach cramps, bloating, and gas like you wouldnāt believe. Better than death you might say but, I have other medical conditions, so that diarrhea could lead to vomiting(itās so bad the vomit comes out my mouth AND nose) and dehydration that in turn becomes low cortisol and adrenal crisis. A bitchy barista can land me in the hospital with an intramuscular shot and saline iv. Hun, it takes no time to listen and follow my order. It takes me at least 24 hours to get out of the hospital. Be nice.
Iām allergic to pork. Legit allergic. I canāt count how many times Iāve had to ask it off my food only to receive it with bacon or ham or something on it.
Please respect peoples food requests. It costs 0.00$ to not be a dick.
I actually have customers who say theyāll only eat at my restaurant when Iām there, because they know I require all policy to be followed, as inĀ āI will kick you the fuck off your shift if you skimp,ā if someone says the words āI have an allergy.ā I developed our allergy policies, for that matter, because what we had in place before wasĀ āI guess you shouldnāt change your gloves ⦠. ?ā On my shifts your gloves get changed, that line gets wiped down with a new cloth, paper under EVERY ITEM for the person with the allergy, bag their food separately to prevent contact. If thereās a risk of cross-contamination with an allergen, like tomatoes in the guac because stuff spills when youāre moving as fast as we do, Iāll open a new bag of food. I learned the ingredients in every item we serve so I could advise people on hidden allergens (e.g., thereās a small amount of wheat in our beef as a thickener; we fry with safflower oil). We have a grease pencil to mark special builds and I use it liberally on allergy orders. If all of this sounds like overkill, youāve never watched a child suffer from anaphylaxis. I donāt play around.
Like, I bitch about my job a lot, but food allergies and special needs are not something I will ever bitch about. Even if youāre a complete asshole I wonāt risk contaminating your food. (Although people with allergies seem to be way nicer than the general population, I gotta say.) Donāt do it. If someoneās a petty asshole to you, give them too much ice in their drink. Donāt play with their health.
DO NOT FUCKING SCROLL PAST THIS P L E A S E
Reblogging this again because it is important. Doing the right thing has no cost but doing the wrong thing can cost a personās life. Donāt be a dick, give the person what they ordered
yes, finally this is on my dash
luckily i havenāt had many problems with this but if someone gives me an āaccidentallyā non-decaf drink after iāve taken my meds I WILL OVERDOSE. donāt fuck with pplās orders.
i have severe allergies to gluten and dairy and large amounts of sugar make me really sick, and i cant imagine what would happen if someone did this to me.Ā dontĀ scroll past this.
My partner is extremely gluten intolerant, and really badly sensitive to it. Heās very chill about the whole thing, but every time we go out to eat, a part of me is absolutely terrified - it wouldnāt kill him, but I canāt bear to see him in the pain that he goes through when he accidentally has gluten
Imma just⦠hit that reblog button.
setup and punchline
The artist is luo li rong
The statue doesnāt have big enough titties to have been made by a man.
I know Iāve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.
By the way, the statue is called La mélodie oubliée (The Forgotten Melody). Luo Li Rong also painted it:
And here she and the statue are in a more formal setting (museum or art show, I canāt tell):
āDork ass losersā
That beautiful statue started from this:
Ms. Luo Lirong graduated from China Central Academy Of Fine Arts. Sheās a very talented artist. More of her works:
Beautiful. Extraordinary talent
Follow her on Instagram luo_li_rong_art.
one, Iāve never seen it with paint and itās somehow even better. As are her other works.Ā
dork ass losers
people who draw found-family-type groups of characters all sleeping in a big sort of loose pile togetherā¦.. how does it feel to hold my life in your hands
yāall have got to stop getting into relationships with closeted people if youāre not going to be able to deal with the realities of what that entails
like i get it that nobody wants to feel like they have to hide their love/keep their relationship a secret but if thatās the case and thatās something you really canāt handleā¦.date someone else lol
thereās so many reasons for someone not to want to come out atm. whether it be because they know theyāll face discrimination from their family/friends/coworkers/roommate etc, whether theyre still struggling to label themselves/struggling to understand themselves and donāt want to come out until theyāre sure, they just donāt see the big deal about coming out rn and donāt want to worry about the stress that will come with it, etc itās all valid. everyone is allowed all the time to stay closeted that they need.
and tbh im real fucking tired of people feeling like because they also faced the same anxiety/same issue when coming out and they āmade it throughā everyone else has to do the same thing or as if they know exactly how it will turn outā¦like every coming out is personal and unique and itās not your job to decide someone elseās experience
and letās be real honest! not every relationship is going to last, esp if youāre young and first trying to come out. and forcing/pressuring your partner to come out because you donāt want to ābe treated like a secretā only for yāall to break up later on is awful. like theyāre whole experience in regards to coming out will be focused on your relationship instead of on themselves and what being out will mean to them.
stories about an out lgbt person giving their closeted partner an ultimatum and making their partner decide between remaining closeted or remaining in the relationship and then āoh their anxieties were completely unfounded and the ppl they thought were gonna be homophobic werenāt so itās all okā arenāt romantic or okay and itās not something we should perpetuate.
and again! thereās nothing wrong with not being able to handle dating someone whoās closeted, but thereās also never an excuse to force them out.
like dksjsj sorry to keep rambling about this but the āif they loved me they would be willing to come outā thing is so toxic to a relationship. like i would never fault someone for genuine insecurities but again, thatās no excuse to ignore your partners needs and feelings and instead project your own onto them.
Where did the hype go? We canāt stop now guys.
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And when I say I lost my shitāand by all lost gods did Iā I mean it.
no fucking way
Isthis fucking reallife
Man this sports Anime has a really good budget
āHE ASCENDED THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A DEFENSIVE ANGELLL!!!!!1!1!1!1ā
i died when they put him back on the floor and started cheeringĀ
IM CRYING! Get this away from me
Introducing the cover of Heartstopper: Volume 3!
Out 6th February 2020!
I really hope you like it!! The spine will be the green of the title :)
In this volume weāll see the Heartstopper gang go on a school trip to Paris! Not only are Nick and Charlie navigating a new city, but also telling more people about their relationship AND learning more about the challenges each other are facing in privateā¦
Meanwhile Tao and Elle will face their feelings for each other, Tara and Darcy share more about their relationship origin story, and the teachers supervising the trip seem⦠rather close�
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Bedtime cuddles
look at this fucking baby
i canāt fucking believe this wtf wtf wtf wtf