talk is cheap, but liquor is cheaper.

.

[howevermine]

[prcrstln]

[lameborghini]

me, jaywalking and making direct eye contact w the car driver that’s barreling toward me: kill me u coward

[mirnah]

[xxxanimeweedlordxxx-deactivated]

[camalilium]

me: I love minding my own business!

something: happens

me:

[weavemama]

PSA

[deleteme-adub-deactivated201811]

any time u like a boy juss know u played yourself always keep that stored in ya mind for later

[tittled]

this is an attack

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Mr_Mike_Clarke)

[techonlogy]

Me to my wife on our 25th wedding anniversary: so.. We’ve been hanging out a lot the past few years and.. Idk like….. What are we?

[peninthewild-deactivated2025122]

[suspend]

I know people come and go but it still hurts when they do.

3 am thoughts (via suspend)

[the-apatheticy0uth]

Hetero Humor™

Man: *get shot in the leg and robbed*

Man: heh heh heh… Well boys… It could’ve been worse… I could’ve been SHOPPING with the WIFE! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[kindaalone]

*5 minutes after starting homework*

[mrgolightly]

[reteshretesh]

listening to my parents scream at me

[kirra789]