Hello my fellow Gale Fuckers Sweaty Wizard Hours the Revenge/Redux

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Hello my fellow Gale Fuckers Sweaty Wizard Hours the Revenge/Redux
The funniest part of romancing gale is knowing that mystra is most definitely watching your tav or Durge throwing it back on that man during his romance arc shenanigans. He’s actively doing magic during every romance scene, meaning that mystra is canonically duty bound to at least listen. Gale is essentially doing the fantasy equivalent of sending your ex a voice memo of you fucking your new partner in every romance scene. the scene channeling the weave? mystra’s there. astral projection glow in the dark fidget spinner bonefest? mystra’s there. the regular bed option? he summons the bed using magic, so mystra’s there too. scene where he takes you to the astral plane (aka mystra’s literal goddamn house)? mystra’s there. every time. she’s sitting in her little magical cuck chair in the corner watching her ex abuse victim boink his new (likely more age appropriate partner). and you know what? hell yeah. gale deserves a little bit of petty fuckery in his life. go off king
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Come and read my latest long fic! It’s a slow burn romance with Gale Dekarios from Baldur’s Gate 3. I’ve fallen inexplicably in love with this wizard!
Find me on AO3, I post at least one chapter a week (usually more, depending on my time I can allot to writing). Username - the_awkward_bard
Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man
bg3 companions' responses to "I want a baby"
This is how it feels.
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this is especially funny when you consider that there’s only 525600 minutes in a year
Listen, I love Gale as much as the next person, but I fundamentally disagree with the idea that he "seduced a goddess". Heartbreaking as it is, that man was just told, "We are sleeping together now," and was like "yes, ma'am".
A man who compliments your musk and asks all the other companions, "Does Tav like me?" "Am I hot?" did not RIZZ a goddess into a relationship. I'm sorry that is just the reality.
Asking BG3 characters to pick you up pads
Only reposting for Minthara
Tav: "In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?" Minthara, turning to Gale: "Wizard, how tall are you?"
QU A L IT Y
some excellent faces from ryan so far this season. looks like he's--looks like he's seen a--looks like he's seen a GH--
I'm gonna do my emotional dump on this show for a sec, and I'm sure other people are in the same boat as me.
I genuinely miss watching these guys. I loved BFU and was so excited when they formed Watcher. My sister and I were such big fans, we still quote both channels constantly. But I haven't watched anything since the paywall fiasco in April, including the old BuzzFeed stuff.
I've missed watching both shows, watching the hilarious banter, the jokes, the spooky places with a comical twist. I liked their new stuff, especially Too Many Spirits and Are You Scared of the Dark?. I was looking forward to a full, bright future.
Then April happened, and I was so enraged and hurt. Even after the apology, I was still enraged. Tbh, I'm still hurt. It felt and still feels like they spit on my face, on everyone's face, and while I'd love to believe they genuinely were sorry, I feel like the apology was more because they were called out on it. It's tainted all my views of them, including their past BuzzFeed selves.
But again, I iterate that I miss them! I miss their goofy dynamic, the brotherly affection they have for each other and letting us in on it by filming it. And I understand they don't want to be BuzzFeed 2.0, that they wanted a different direction, and I would have been supportive if they'd done it differently.
I even joined Patreon, before this whole thing happened, and I felt it was a waste of time. There was no additional material, nothing. And I've joined other YouTubers who've moved from Patreon but they've kept their main content free from the beginning while still having a ton of extra content behind the paywall and being constantly active with their fans. Something Watcher was heavily neglectful of (and I'm sure still are, but I refuse to give them my money).
I've lost these two as friends because they shattered who I thought they were. Perhaps I'm just going through the mourning phase of this grief, but it sucks. I miss my friends, but I don't like who they turned out to be.
I want to watch the stuff they've put out since April, but I'm afraid the two ghouligans I became attached to are gone and have been for a while.
“Blessed are those that hunger and thirst for righteousness”
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“He walked into my heart like he always belonged there, took down my walls and lit my soul on fire.” – T.М.
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