the awkward platypus

 with a beaver tail and a bill

[siahatha]

it’s time we start oppressing ppl that use the word “hubby”

[acoolguy]

sorry but “Hubble Space Telescope” takes too long to say

[im-god-now-fight-me-deactivated]

“i’ve got a date with destiny and it ain’t gonna end with a kiss” is such a raw-ass quote i can’t believe it came from a phineas and ferb episode about hunting a giant metal whale with harpoons made of toilet plungers.

[madelinemoved]

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

[unclefather]

he caused this

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

it s abou t damn itme

[mulletlove-deactivated20200811]

bored. might swollow a kinder egg like a snake just because

[ccliffjumperr]

This is what the FDA thought everyone would do if they allowed kinder eggs in America

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations

[somanypetals]

I once read a twilight fic where edward boiled himself like a lobster in the bath for hours so he’d be warm when he made out with bella

[thenbhdofficial-blog]

need me a freak like that

[bewarethedemogorgon]

Happy Birthday, Finn Wolfhard!

[crwnly-deactivated20150506]

actual picture of an actual texan on a typical sunday afternoon

[unclefather]

[assignment53]

Yes!

[liberar-se]

[iridessence]

me: I am relatively young, i think

my joints any time i move:

[zay4ik]

[meanplastic]

[hotboyproblems]