what the heck

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[taylorswift]

Really thrilled to tell you this!! Mexico, Argentina and Brazil: We are bringing The Eras Tour to you this year! Sweet angel princess Sabrina Carpenter will be joining us on all of the shows! Visit taylorswift.com/tour for more information on your registrations, pre-sales and on-sales.  

LOTS more international dates to come soon, promise!”

[internetexplwhorer]

Anyone come back here after being cool in the height of tumblr in search of animal crossing/sims content? 

[snownonthebeach-deactivated2023]

I remember when we broke up the first time saying, “this is it, I’ve had enough,” ’cause like we hadn’t seen each other in a month when you said you needed space, what?

[snownonthebeach-deactivated2023]

taylor’s eras in the capital one commercial x 

[taylornation]

We don’t know how it gets better than this. 8 more dates were just added to the US leg of the Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour 🥹🫶

Pro tip: you can edit your selected shows by clicking “edit entry” on the TaylorSwiftTix site. Only your last selection will be considered once registration closes!

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[taylornation]

What’s a girl gonna do? She’s gonna hold ALL TOP 10 SONGS ON THE HOT 100!!! We’re not crying, there are just diamonds in our eyes. 🥲💎

[sridevi]

my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*

me:

[ninfia]

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

[stability]

I’m so happy for them

[the-pottydactyl]

[thursday]

[solarpunk-aesthetic]

Just imagine a world full of beautiful stained glass windows which also generate electricity…

[Oxford Photovoltaics]

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[carmilla-cast-tweets]

[hotvampireadjacent]

online job application: what would you do if there were only 2 lifeboats left

A: lovingly give them both to 1 customer and die

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[theinturnetexplorer]

[bluehairedspidey]

i find it ironic that there are so many musicals about the poor and destitute, yet usually the only people who can afford to watch them are those who could never understand the sentiment