Just Bad

sorry for party rocking

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

[elon-musty-ass]

[ozempicofficial]

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[ubercharge]

[eldritchkraken]

[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

[0v9]

🚫 ca-dmv-bot Follow

Customer: FOREVER NOW AND KEEP YOURSELF SAFE

DMV: FUCK NASTY AND KILL YOURSELF

VERDICT: ACCEPTED

[fairycosmos]

sorry for being cringe i was trying to have a human experience

[theconcealedweapon]

[magneatio]

image i reference nearly every day

[bellhopping]

Bunny bitea you. Bunny bitea you. Bunny bitea you. My Brutal Bunny Attacks

[bobisnotaperson]

OW! OW! OW! IM BRUTALLY ATTACKEDSTYLES

[bellhopping]

Bunny geta you

[shnubs]

a giant, glass shattering noise comes from the sky that is unmistakably the smash bros announcer saying “KING DEDEDE”. it makes headlines worldwide and people are scared. scientists find that the source of the noise was a dead star 2.7 billion light years away

[oneheadtoanother]

[theconcealedweapon]

[summer-fire]

[circlejourney]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[great-and-small]

I am constantly thinking about this

[great-and-small]

This mild Wikipedia sentence is like the understatement of all time

Here are some crazy grasshopper mouse facts for those who are not familiar with the most badass mouse species on the planet

- They are primarily carnivorous, and their diet is made up of not only bugs but also snakes, lizards and other mice.

- They hunt like true predators, slowly stalking and creeping up on their prey before ambushing them. They will sometimes let out a screech as they attack.

- Like wolves, they howl to establish territory and have a specially developed throat to produce louder vocalizations. They will stand up on their hind legs and throw their head back to howl- a sound that can be heard from 100 meters away!

- Grasshopper mouse behavior is linked to lunar cycles and they are more active during a full moon.

- These mice have been hunting bark scorpions and evolving alongside them for so long that they’ve evolved a mutation where scorpion venom that is lethal to other animals is converted into a painkiller in the grasshopper mouse’s body.

[sysagainstcis]

when a foxgirl unleashes a tinyyy fraction of her true power

[dzamie]

cocking her ears to prime a powerful scream