Some Kind of Cyberpunk Prostitute

A ranting, raving, ravenous were-bara from the Bara-barian tribes.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[wylansvanhendriks]

i am not immune to a character looking at their love interest in shock and awe after seeing them in formal wear for the first time

[queentianas]

[upontheshelfreviews]

There’s a hidden level of brilliance in this moment:

Chef Boyardee is known today for his cheap out-of-the-can pasta, but in his native Italy he was a renowned expert chef. He was reduced to the face of microwaveable eateries after his death.

Sound like anyone else from this movie?

[ketchuprocket]

Chef Ettore Boiardi, known today as Chef Hector Boyardee, was a key player in keeping poverty struck families fed for a low price, before he ever came out with the canned pasta line. He would jar his sauce in milk bottles and provide bags of dry noodles for families in Cleveland, Ohio’s Little Italy sector. It was during the Depression, and pasta could be made in large portions at a low cost. This was the start of his venture. 

After years of success, he eventually opened his canning facility, opened his restaurant “Il Giardino d’Italia” in New York, and helped feed the Allies during the war. Everyone always glazes over this part of his life, especially the Cleveland part. He lived here. He DIED here. He’s BURIED HERE. My mother took care of him at the nursing home she worked for in her early 20′s when he was ailing and spoke of nothing but the kindness he and his family radiated when they were there. Chef Boiardi was an immigrant with a dream and was always there to help those in need, because he knew what it was like to be in that position. Never let that go.   

[jabberwockypie]

I had thought he was a fictionalized mascot, like Aunt Jemima or Betty Crocker, but this is really interesting.

“Proud of his Italian heritage, Boiardi sold his products under the brand name Chef Boy-Ar-Dee so that his American customers could pronounce his name properly.“

And if you have a name that isn’t “standard” in America, that is a Mood.

[suriliebrothers]

[dommehour]

pull HIM in closer by his waist

[dustsculptures]

??? we love fat tummies here idiot

[laloroy]

[gothicprep]

can’t think of a worse feeling than coming up with a really great meme, like, 2 months after the image format dies

[gothicprep]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Thief, OOC: I have 100 written in “other wealth” and I don’t remember what it is.

DM: Bitcoin

Thief: Cryptocurrency. I just have gold buried in the cemetery.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

always remember, friend,

now go in peace

This meme was inspired by the piece "Lucky 10,000" by Randall Monroe.

[cipher-fresh]

[ID: “One man’s [“Yeah, the Time Knife, we’ve all seen it” meme] is another man’s [“Was anyone going to tell me?” meme] /End ID]

[spiced-wine-fic]

[catchymemes]

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

it’s almost as if Tolkien knew what he was talking about

[thepieking]

It’s almost as if Tolkien personally witnessed one of the bloodiest wars in human history and then used that to fuel his writing.

[funnytwittertweets]

[utopians]

hotness and fuckability are two completely different things. sometimes positively correlated but often negatively correlated. it's all very nuanced. Yk

[funnytwittertweets]

[clickbaitcowboy]

artist hack: the website sketchfab has 3D models you can purchase BUT you can also view the models in a 3D setting and use them as a reference

[the-quasar-hero]

Vampire that’s dirt poor, doesn’t have a sprawling manor or vast riches accumulated by interest. Can’t afford those black leather boots they really want. Travels as a bat to save money not cuz they like it.

[lamborghinea-pig]

Vampire that was super ugly in life so the vampiric glow up just made em a solid 5

[the-quasar-hero]

Vampire too socially awkward to seduce/compel ppl to feed off them. Has to have their Chadier vamp friends to do it or steals blood bags from the hospital.

[lamborghinea-pig]

Vampire who turned into mist in a steam room and couldn't figure out which parts were him vs water, so he got stuck there for weeks

[asingularcanadian]

vampire who's afraid of flying so anytime they turn into a bat it makes them incredibly queasy

[the-quasar-hero]

Vampires having a “wine” tasting trying out different types of blood, discussing various textures and tastes and stuff like that. But one vampire honestly can’t tell the difference cuz they don’t like the taste anyway.

[book-hag]

vampires who don’t like the taste of blood so they have to disguise it by adding artificial flavors (fruit punch, watermelon, strawberry kiwi, NEVER blue raspberry lest it change the color too much and the other vampires judge them) in order to stay properly hydrated

[the-quasar-hero]

Vampire that was obsessed with skincare when they were human, but now mirrors don’t work for them so they’re constantly looking for ways to see their reflection.

[asingularcanadian]

vampire that doesn't really need a familiar because when they were human they were just some working class schmuck used to taking care of their own business so they just pal around with them instead

[emotionalllamas]

Vampire that brings a night light to coffin cause they’re to scared of the dark

[the-quasar-hero]

Vampire that while in bat form hangs out with regular bats thinking they’re also vampires. This goes on for weeks before they realize they’re just normal animals.

[the-quasar-hero]

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