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Shaved bald to the bone...
Chris had always been able to grow a good beard - he just never let it get very far. The moment his face began to look noticeably different, he would second-guess himself and shave it off. What if it looked ridiculous? What if people thought he was trying too hard? Keeping the same nearly clean-shaven face was easier—even if it sometimes felt a little too safe.
Then he matched on a dating app with Miles, a fit 37 year old man who ran an eccentric Tumblr devoted to handsome, hairy men—among other things. Miles never pressured him to change, but Chris had noticed how enthusiastically he reacted to pictures of thick mustaches and bearded faces. More importantly, Chris wanted to see himself that way too. He wanted to look a little older, bolder, and more masculine when they finally met.
Tyler had been training for the summer for almost six months.
At twenty-three, he already possessed the body most men at his gym were still trying to build: broad shoulders, thick thighs, muscular arms, and a narrow waist beneath a white ribbed tank top. His brown curls fell casually over his forehead, and he wore large white headphones even when no music was playing because, according to his boyfriend Jamie, Tyler enjoyed looking unavailable.
Jamie disagreed with nearly everything about Tyler’s routine.
He disliked the six o’clock alarms, the carefully weighed chicken breasts, and the way Tyler examined his stomach after every meal to make sure his abdominal muscles had not vanished.
“You know I’d still fancy you with a belly,” Jamie had told him that morning.
Tyler had lifted his shirt and looked at himself in the bedroom mirror.
“I wouldn’t.”
“You say that now.”
“I’ve worked too hard for these.”
Jamie had wrapped both arms around his waist.
“They’re lovely. But they’re not why I’m with you.”
Tyler had smiled, kissed him, and gone to the gym before Jamie could continue.
The remark remained in his head anyway.
The Refrigerator
After a heavy leg session, Tyler sat on the end of a weight bench, sweating and pleasantly exhausted.
He reached into his gym bag for the protein shake he had prepared at home.
Nothing.
Tyler searched again.
Towel. Phone. Spare shirt. Wrist straps.
No shake.
“Brilliant,” he muttered.
The gym maintained a small refrigerator beside the staff desk. Members occasionally stored drinks there during workouts. When Tyler opened it, he found half a dozen identical shaker bottles lined along the top shelf.
One contained a thick chocolate drink.
A strip of tape had been attached to its side, but the handwriting had smeared beneath condensation. Tyler could only make out three letters:
TY—
“Tyler,” he assumed.
He removed the bottle and drank.
The shake was richer than his usual protein mixture. It tasted of chocolate, cream, peanut butter, and something strangely warm.
Tyler swallowed half of it before stopping.
He looked at the blurred label again.
Beneath TY—, another line became visible:
EXTREME MASS / FULL TRANSFORMATION FORMULA
Tyler frowned.
“That’s not mine.”
A trainer at the far end of the room suddenly shouted.
“Has anyone seen the experimental bulk shake?”
Tyler looked at the half-empty bottle in his hand.
His stomach gave a deep, unnatural gurgle.
Softening
Tyler lowered the bottle.
A pressure spread beneath his abdominal muscles.
At first, he assumed the drink was simply heavy. Then the sharp lines across his stomach began to blur.
He lifted the bottom of his tank top.
His six-pack remained visible, but a thin layer of softness had appeared over it. When he pressed one finger into his stomach, the skin yielded in a way it never had before.
“No.”
Another gurgle moved through him.
His waist expanded against the elastic of his shorts.
Tyler sat perfectly still, watching the lowest pair of abdominal muscles disappear beneath a small rounded belly. His navel deepened. Soft flesh began settling over the waistband.
He stood abruptly.
His thighs pressed together more firmly than before.
The carefully defined muscles in his arms were smoothing too. They did not become weak or narrow. Instead, a thick layer of new weight spread over them, making his limbs larger but less sculpted.
Tyler tore off his headphones.
“Excuse me!”
The trainer turned.
Then his eyes widened.
“You drank it.”
“What is it?”
The man hurried toward him.
“It was prepared for a metabolic research trial.”
“What kind of trial?”
The trainer examined the empty half of the bottle.
“A rapid mass-gain simulation.”
Tyler looked down.
His belly had already grown large enough to form a visible roll above his shorts.
“Simulation?”
The trainer swallowed.
“The manufacturer uses that word rather loosely.”
The Bulk Phase
Tyler’s stomach surged outward.
He gasped and grabbed its sides as the small belly became heavy in his hands. His tank top rode upward, exposing a smooth, growing curve.
Weight gathered across his chest. His pectoral muscles softened and sagged, forming thick rounded breasts beneath the stretched white fabric.
His neck broadened.
A second chin formed when he looked down.
Tyler stumbled backward onto the bench.
“What do I do?”
The trainer was reading the microscopic print on the bottle.
“It says the formula converts existing metabolic potential into stored mass.”
“In English!”
“It’s making you fat.”
“I can see that!”
The bench creaked beneath him.
His hips widened around the narrow seat. His shorts tightened across his expanding thighs, while the elastic waistband rolled beneath the weight of his stomach.
Tyler tried to stand again.
The new belly dropped heavily into his lap.
It had become enormous—soft, warm, and impossibly fast-growing. His fingers sank into it as he tried to lift it away from the waistband.
People throughout the gym had stopped exercising.
Several were filming.
Tyler’s face burned.
“Put your phones away!”
His voice sounded different. Thicker. Breathless.
The transformation spread into his face, rounding his cheeks and softening the athletic angles of his jaw. His lips looked smaller between the new fullness.
Another surge pushed his stomach farther outward.
Tyler stared at it in disbelief.
His body had not merely lost its definition. It had become dramatically obese. His belly hung across his lap in multiple heavy folds. His thighs had expanded until they filled the space between his knees and the edge of the bench.
Yet beneath all that softness, some of his strength remained.
He could still feel the powerful muscles hidden inside his arms and legs.
He had become enormous in two different ways at once.
The Final Side Effect
Tyler raised both hands toward his headphones.
Something felt wrong beneath the band.
His curls had become loose.
A clump of brown hair slid across his forehead and landed on his stomach.
Tyler froze.
“No. Not that too.”
He pulled off the headphones.
More hair came with them.
Thick curls dropped across his shoulders. He dragged one hand through the top of his hair and came away holding enough to fill his palm.
The trainer checked the label again.
“There is a follicular diversion warning.”
Tyler stared at him.
“A what?”
“The formula redirects keratin production toward increasing body mass.”
“You’re telling me my hair is becoming fat?”
“Not literally.”
Another handful came away.
“Then I don’t care about the technical distinction!”
Within seconds, the curls thinned across the crown. His hairline broke apart, exposing pale scalp beneath it. The sides followed. Brown strands collected over his tank top and across the gym floor.
Tyler covered his head with both hands.
The remaining hair dissolved beneath his palms.
When he lowered them, his scalp was completely bald.
Smooth.
Not even stubble remained.
The white headphones now rested directly against the bare sides of his head.
Tyler sat amid the weights and mirrors, massively overweight, bald, and almost unrecognizable.
The transformation finally stopped.
Silence filled the gym.
Then Tyler heard himself breathing.
Heavy.
Fast.
Terrified.
The Locker-Room Mirror
Two staff members helped him into the locker room.
Tyler refused to look at the mirrors until they had left.
Then he slowly raised his head.
A huge bald man stared back.
His white tank top clung to a broad, soft chest and stopped halfway down his belly. The black shorts had stretched, but only barely contained his enormous hips and thighs. His stomach hung heavily over the waistband.
His face was still young.
That almost made the rest more startling.
Tyler lifted both hands to his bare scalp. The smoothness beneath his fingers felt impossible. His familiar curls—hair Jamie had spent hours playing with—were simply gone.
He turned sideways.
The belly projected far in front of him.
Tyler’s eyes filled.
He pulled out his phone and called Jamie.
Jamie answered cheerfully.
“Finished already?”
Tyler could not speak.
“Ty?”
“I drank something.”
“That sounds ominous.”
“I need you to come here.”
Jamie’s tone changed immediately.
“Are you hurt?”
“No. I don’t know. Just come.”
“I’m leaving now.”
Tyler ended the call before Jamie could ask anything else.
Jamie
Twenty minutes later, the locker-room door opened.
Jamie stepped inside.
He looked directly past Tyler.
“Where is he?”
Tyler’s stomach twisted.
“It’s me.”
Jamie slowly turned back.
His eyes moved from the bald head to the enormous belly and then returned to Tyler’s face.
“Tyler?”
Tyler nodded.
Jamie remained silent.
That silence hurt more than laughter would have.
“I drank the wrong shake,” Tyler said. “It was some experimental mass-gain thing. They don’t know whether it can be reversed.”
Jamie approached carefully.
“How do you feel?”
“Humiliated.”
“Physically.”
“Heavy. Hungry. My knees hurt.”
Jamie reached toward his head, then stopped.
“May I?”
Tyler swallowed and nodded.
Jamie placed one palm against the smooth scalp.
Tyler closed his eyes.
His boyfriend’s touch felt exactly as it always had—gentle, curious, affectionate. Jamie slowly traced the full curve of his head before letting his hand slide down Tyler’s cheek.
“You’re still in there,” Jamie said.
“Under quite a lot more of me.”
Jamie almost smiled, then caught himself.
“You can laugh.”
“I’m not laughing at you.”
“I look ridiculous.”
“You look shocked.”
“I’m bald and four times my size.”
“Perhaps three.”
Tyler glared at him.
“Not helping.”
Jamie crouched before him. He rested both hands against the vast belly filling Tyler’s lap.
The contact made Tyler tense.
“Don’t.”
Jamie immediately withdrew.
“I’m sorry.”
Tyler looked at his boyfriend’s hands.
After a moment, he took them and placed them back against his stomach.
“I’m frightened you won’t want me.”
Jamie’s expression softened.
“This morning, I told you I’d fancy you with a belly.”
“You couldn’t possibly have meant this much belly.”
“I’ll admit I had something smaller in mind.”
Despite himself, Tyler released a weak laugh.
Jamie leaned forward and kissed the center of his bald head.
Tyler’s eyes widened.
“You liked that.”
Jamie looked guilty.
“I’m trying to be supportive.”
“You kissed it twice.”
“I’m extremely supportive.”
Permanent Mass
The manufacturer called three hours later.
The transformation could not be reversed.
The formula had rewritten Tyler’s metabolism. Exercise would preserve the muscle buried beneath his new size, but his body would maintain its enormous weight. His hair follicles had become permanently inactive.
Tyler listened without speaking.
When the call ended, he sat in the passenger seat of Jamie’s car, staring through the window.
“I can’t compete now.”
“No.”
“I might not fit on half the gym equipment.”
“We’ll find equipment that fits.”
“I won’t look like me in photographs.”
Jamie took his hand.
“You’ll look like the person you are now.”
“That’s exactly what frightens me.”
They drove home in silence.
A Different Kind of Strength
The first weeks were difficult.
Tyler donated almost his entire wardrobe. Jamie helped measure him for clothes large enough to fit. They rearranged the bedroom and replaced one dining chair after it collapsed beneath him.
Tyler avoided mirrors.
He also avoided the gym.
On the fifteenth morning, Jamie placed Tyler’s headphones beside him at breakfast.
“You’re training today.”
“People stared.”
“They’ll eventually get bored.”
“They filmed me.”
“And you’re going to let them decide whether you’re allowed back?”
Tyler looked down at his belly.
“I don’t look like an athlete.”
Jamie leaned across the table.
“Then show them what an athlete can look like.”
Tyler returned that afternoon.
The transformation had not erased his strength. Beneath the weight, his muscles remained powerful. His bench press was almost unchanged, and the additional mass made him surprisingly stable during heavy lifts.
The gym stopped laughing when he outlifted nearly everyone present.
He changed his training goals.
No more chasing perfect definition.
No more starving for photographs.
He trained because he enjoyed being strong.
He trained because Jamie watched from across the room with obvious admiration.
And eventually, Tyler stopped pulling his shirt down whenever his stomach showed.
The Correct Shake
Six months later, Tyler sat on the same bench where the transformation had begun.
His bald scalp shone beneath the gym lights. White headphones covered his ears. His enormous belly rested comfortably across his thighs.
Jamie approached carrying two shaker bottles.
Tyler eyed them suspiciously.
“Labels?”
Jamie held them up.
TYLER — CHOCOLATE PROTEIN
JAMIE — STRAWBERRY
Tyler inspected the seals.
“You’ve become paranoid,” Jamie said.
“I transformed into a bald four-hundred-pound man because of one mislabeled drink.”
“Fair.”
Tyler took his bottle but did not open it.
Jamie leaned down and kissed his scalp.
“You know, the bald part really suits you.”
Tyler raised an eyebrow.
“And the rest?”
Jamie placed one hand on his belly.
“The rest gives me considerably more boyfriend.”
Tyler shook his head, smiling.
He opened the correct shake and drank carefully.
Nothing happened.
No sudden hunger.
No swelling.
No falling hair.
Jamie sat beside him.
Tyler rested his smooth head against his boyfriend’s shoulder.
He still missed his old body sometimes. He missed the curls, the visible muscles, and the ease with which he once moved through the world.
But Jamie’s hand settled against the broad curve of his stomach as naturally as it had once rested on his narrow waist.
Tyler looked around the gym.
People were watching him again.
This time, he did not shrink from it.
He lifted his headphones, reached for the waiting barbell, and grinned.
“Spot me?”
Jamie stood behind the bench.
“Always.”
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Date
Francis stood in front of the mirror, adjusting the collar of his black button-up shirt with a big grin on his face. At 28, with his thick, well-groomed dark beard and easy smile, he knew he looked good tonight.
He had been looking forward to this date for days.
Her name was Sophia. They had matched on an app two weeks ago and had been texting nonstop. Tonight was their first real date — dinner at a nice Italian place downtown, followed by drinks. Francis could barely contain his excitement.
“Finally,” he said to his reflection, running a hand through his hair. “This is gonna be great.”
He grabbed his wallet and keys, took one last look in the mirror, and headed out the door with a spring in his step. The whole drive there, he was smiling like an idiot, imagining how the night might go.
When he arrived at the restaurant and saw Sophia waiting outside, looking even better than her photos, his heart skipped a beat.
“Wow… you look amazing,” he said as he walked up to her.
The night was off to a perfect start.
Francis had no idea that this date would change his life in ways he could never have imagined.
Francis couldn’t stop smiling.
The date with Mark had been going incredibly well. After dinner, they had taken a long walk by the lake. The sun was shining, the water was sparkling, and the conversation flowed easily. Mark was charming, funny, confident, and incredibly attractive with his shaved head, neat mustache, and athletic build.
They spent the whole afternoon together — walking along the shore, renting a small boat, laughing over ice cream, and talking about everything from favorite movies to travel dreams. Every time their eyes met, Francis felt a strong spark.
As the sun began to set, they stood side by side on the pebble beach. Francis glanced over at Mark, who was quietly watching the horizon.
“Today has been… really great,” Francis said softly, his voice full of warmth. “I feel like we really clicked.”
Mark turned his head slightly, giving him a small, enigmatic smile. He didn’t say anything right away. His expression was warm, but there was something unreadable in his eyes — a slight distance, like he was holding something back.
“Yeah… it’s been nice,” Mark finally replied, his tone pleasant but carefully neutral.
Francis felt a flutter in his chest. He was already convinced — there was real chemistry here. He could already imagine a second date, maybe even more.
But Mark remained a little hard to read. Friendly, attentive… but not fully opening up. Still, Francis didn’t mind. He was hooked.
As they stood close together watching the sunset, Francis felt happier than he had in a long time.
The sunset was beautiful, but Francis barely noticed it anymore.
They had been walking along the shore when Mark suddenly stopped and turned to him. He looked a little uncomfortable, but his voice was calm and direct.
“Look, Francis… you’re a really nice guy. Seriously. Funny, easy to talk to. But…” Mark hesitated for a second, then continued, “I’m just not really into the whole natural, rugged look. The long curls, the big beard… it’s not my thing.”
Francis felt his stomach drop.
Mark gave him a small, almost apologetic smile and shrugged.
“Sorry, man. I think I should head out. Take care, okay?”
And just like that, Mark turned and walked away, leaving Francis standing alone on the pebble beach.
Francis didn’t move for a long time. He stared at the water, the golden light reflecting on the waves, his hands buried deep in his pockets. His chest felt tight. The excitement he had felt all day had completely evaporated.
He had really thought there was something there.
Now he just felt stupid. And very, very lonely.
Francis lowered his head, his thick beard brushing against his chest, and let out a heavy sigh.
“What a fucking day…”
Francis sat on his couch for hours after he got home, still replaying Mark’s words in his head.
“I’m just not really into the whole natural, rugged look. The long curls, the big beard… it’s not my thing.”
The rejection stung more than he wanted to admit.
Eventually, he stood up, walked into the bathroom, and stared at his reflection. His thick, wild beard and long curly hair stared back at him.
“Fuck it,” he muttered.
He grabbed a pair of scissors.
One cut after another, clumps of his dark hair fell into the sink. He kept going until his head was short and uneven. Then he took out the clippers and shaved it all down to the skin. He moved on to his beard, trimming it shorter and shorter until only a neat mustache remained.
When he finally looked at himself again — bald, with just the mustache — he felt… different. Lighter. But still not enough.
He opened a small bottle of clear oil he had bought on a whim after the date and began rubbing it over his freshly shaved scalp. It felt warm and tingling against his skin.
Francis stared at his reflection, his face serious.
“Maybe this is what I need. A fresh start.”
Weeks had passed since that disappointing date with Mark.
Francis — or the man who had once been Francis — stood at the bar of a lively gay club, drink in hand. The neon lights reflected off his smooth, bald head. His thick, perfectly groomed mustache gave him a confident, masculine edge. His body had filled out even more — broader shoulders, thicker arms, and a natural, powerful presence.
He caught his reflection in the mirror behind the bar and smiled.
No more long curls. No more trying to be the “nice, soft guy.”
He ran a hand over his bald head, feeling the smooth skin, and let out a low, satisfied chuckle.
“Fuck… I actually love this look,” he said to himself.
Mark had ghosted him after that night. At first it hurt. But now? Francis couldn’t care less.
He had changed — inside and out. The man in the mirror was someone new. Stronger. More confident. More himself than he had ever been.
He took a sip of his drink, winked at his own reflection, and turned back toward the crowd with a grin.
The old Francis was gone.
And the new one? He was just getting started.
The End.
#1.5 Buzz Fade
Building a Team
Damn appointment in the middle of nowhere! Stupid rural area with no cell service, fucking GPS that had dragged him out into this godforsaken nothingness! This couldn’t be real. He was going to miss the meeting, and then Miller would tear him a new one. Great—there went the promotion...
He leaned his head out the window. Left or right? Well, probably right. Or maybe left. Oh, fuck it all...
This just kept getting better and better. Now the goddamn piece of junk had broken down completely. He waved his hand, which he had burned trying to pry open the hood. "As if that was going to help anything," he muttered, staring at the thick white smoke billowing out at him.
He had absolutely no idea how to fix a car—or what the hell was even broken. Frustrated, he kicked the front tire. Then he looked at his watch. Fantastic. The meeting was in twenty minutes and he had no clue where the hell he even was.
He hadn’t seen another car in at least half an hour, and all around him were nothing but fields, trees, and bushes.
“Well then,” he muttered, “guess we’ll have to find a goddamn garage...”
It was scorching hot, he was thirsty, and he’d been trudging through the middle of nowhere for what felt like an eternity. Why the hell had the old man sent him of all people on this ridiculous assignment? The client could’ve just come to their office in Cologne like any normal person to sign the damn purchase agreement. But no — the fancy gentleman insisted on being visited at home. Fuck him!
The small, run-down gas station looked like a bad movie set from some forgotten American road film — and felt completely out of place in the Eifel. "Gas" and "Garage/Service" were scrawled across the grimy, half-collapsing buildings, but to him they might as well have said "Luxury Spa" or "Five-Star Resort." His tongue was stuck dry to the roof of his mouth, his designer shoes had rubbed bloody blisters into his feet, and he was certain he smelled like a dead skunk. The squat little buildings were a revelation — a desert oasis. And there was someone here: a light was on in the garage bay, and a faint trail of music drifted from a radio inside. "Hello? Anyone there? I've got a bit of a problem..." No answer. Fine. Then he’d just go in.
The front room of the garage was some kind of office — filthy, grimy, chaotic, and with a stench so potent it hit him like a slap: motor oil, cold cigar smoke, and sweat. For a moment, nausea rolled through him, and he seriously reconsidered whether coming in here had been a mistake when—
A massive guy entered, wiping his oily fingers on a rag so filthy it seemed more ceremonial than functional. The man looked like he’d been dipped in grease, his mullet more animal nest than haircut, a heavy mustache squatting beneath his nose. His gut stretched the fabric of a once-white tank top, and a cheap cigar clenched between his lips filled the air with a toxic cloud. Despite everything, Mortimer forced a smile.
“Well, what have we got here?” the man grunted.
“Excuse me,” Mortimer began, “my car broke down, and—”
“No problem, I’ll take a look. Name’s Harald.” The man extended a grease-slicked paw. Mortimer hesitated, then gave it a limp shake.
“Mortimer Hohenlohe. It’s a BMW—a rental. I’m not sure what happened, but it started making weird sputtering sounds and then smoke came pouring out of the engine. I—”
“These new cars are all crap. Rolling computers. You’re lucky it’s not an EV—those bastards catch fire, and you’re done for. Where’d you break down?”
“About an hour on foot down the road, that way.”
“Damn, you’ve hoofed it, Morty. Let me finish up something here, then I’ll check it out. But you look like you could use a drink.”
“Water would be great.”
“I got cola, Morty.”
“I’ll take it.” God, how he hated being called Morty, but he bit his tongue. Best to stay polite—after all, this guy might just be his only lifeline out of this mess.
“Oops! I can be such a klutz sometimes!”
Mortimer stared down at himself in disbelief. The idiot had managed to spill the entire contents of the mug he'd been handing him all over his chest.
“That’s… fine. I’ll just take the suit to the cleaners.”
“Nah, I’ll wash it for you! Stuff like that’ll leave a stain.”
“No, really, that’s not necessary. It’s an Italian designer suit—you can’t just throw it in a washing machine!” Even the idea of his tailored suit tumbling around with this man’s grease-stained work clothes was offensive.
“But at least rinse it with water, mate. Come on, I’ll show you the bathroom.”
“I…”
“Don’t worry, I got something clean for you to wear while it dries.”
Mortimer let out a quiet sigh. “Fine…”
At least the coveralls and undershirt were clean. They smelled faintly of mothballs and an old wardrobe, but it was tolerable. Clean was clean. Which was more than he could say for the disgusting bathroom. Absolutely revolting. He glanced at himself in the grimy mirror and rolled his eyes. What a goddamn day…
"When will you be able to take a look at my car? I don't mean to rush you, but…" "Told ya, gotta finish this up first. Then I’ll grab a quick sandwich and we’ll head out. Go ahead and take a cigar if you want, Morty — helps pass the time." "No, thank you. I don’t smoke." "Suit yourself, Morty!" Did he just wink at him? Good God almighty…
The air in the tiny break room was thick enough to slice. Harald was puffing cigar after cigar, and the stench was already clinging to Mortimer’s hair and clothes. The mechanic grinned and casually blew a stream of smoke straight in his direction. Mortimer coughed and squinted his eyes.
"You'll get used to it, trust me, Morty. After a while, you can't live without it. Anyway, gotta take a leak. There’s a sandwich left in the fridge — it’s yours if you want it."
"No, thank you, I—"
"Morty, just eat! You’ve been hoofin' it all day and you look like you’re about to keel over." Harald stood, slapped him hard on the shoulder — hard enough to make him flinch — and strolled out, whistling.
Mortimer didn’t want to eat that sandwich. But... he really was starving. Well, maybe just a look couldn’t hurt.
He had to admit, the sandwich tasted good. Damn good. He rarely ate bread — and never white bread with cheese, mayo, and ham. But this? This hit the spot. For the first time since getting lost in the middle of nowhere, he actually started to relax a little. Screw the client. Screw the boss. The thought made him smirk.
And then he saw it — the smoldering cigar Harald had apparently left burning on the edge of the table. Its smoke curled up into the stale air, sharp and spicy, almost... inviting. Inviting? He must’ve really lost it.
He wanted to get rid of the cigar, but there was no ashtray in sight. He could just toss it in the sink, but that felt rude… and wasteful. He licked his dry lips, feeling a strange, almost magnetic pull. No. That was disgusting. He hadn’t spent years eating clean, hitting the gym four times a week, and swallowing a small pharmacy of supplements just to end up here, sitting in a grimy garage, about to smoke a cheap cigar.
Ridiculous.
He had never smoked a single thing in his entire damn life. Addiction was for losers. He clenched his jaw. And yet—his fingers trembled. "One puff won’t hurt," something whispered, sly and foreign, deep in the back of his mind.
No. Absolutely not. Never.
And then, almost without thinking, he brought the cigar to his lips.
The nicotine surged through his body like a tidal wave, loosening every tense muscle. Peace. Just… peace. He took another drag, feeling the unfamiliar weight of the cigar between his lips—foreign, yet oddly comforting. Another pull, deeper this time. No coughing. Strange.
The smoke was hot, sharp, scratchy, soothing, revolting, glorious, dreadful—exactly what he hadn’t known he needed. Yes. Now that he thought about that client, that Mr… shit, what was his name again? Whatever. The guy who wanted to sign that thing. That… thing. God, why couldn’t he remember the word?
Didn’t matter.
Another drag, deeper still, the tingling above his upper lip growing more distinct with each puff. Just a few more moments… to relax.
The old man, Mr. Mi… Mr. Mi… shit, what was his name again? Who cares. He could kiss his ass for all he cared. Stupid job. Same crap every damn day. And for what? Just to afford a membership at some pussy-ass gym? To live in a soulless designer apartment that looked exactly like every other overpriced catalogue clone?
No. Screw that.
He should be living like Harald—free, not giving a damn what anyone thought. He took a long drag, the smoke curling deep into his lungs, the tension in his chest melting away. Yeah, this… this felt good.
Wait—what the hell was he thinking? He didn’t want to be like Harald. That was ridiculous… wasn’t it?
But one thing was for damn sure—Harald wasn’t a pussy. His muscles weren’t sculpted in some boutique gym, they were earned the hard way—through real, dirty, backbreaking work. The kind of strength you didn’t flex for Instagram, but used to lift engines and fix shit that actually mattered. And Harald didn’t care if he reeked of sweat, cigar smoke, and grease. That was who he was.
He took a deep drag, let the smoke curl slowly from his nostrils, eyes still closed, a grin spreading across his lips. It was a stupid fantasy, wanting to be like Harald. No one really wanted that. No one in their right mind, anyway.
Or… did they?
And then it hit him like a thunderclap. His eyes snapped open. Holy fuck—what the… Shit!
He looked down at himself, horrified. A thick gut now pushed out against the once-loose coveralls, stretching the fabric of the grimy undershirt taut. Heavy arms and a broad chest rippled with strength, yes—but buried beneath a solid layer of fat. He could feel the weight of it with every breath, feel the warm breeze brushing against his scalp—his bald scalp.
He wanted to scream, to wake up from this nightmare. But instead, his hand moved on its own, the cigar found his lips, and he took a long, steady drag.
“Well, looks like you're settling in just fine, Morty.” “What the hell is this fucked up shit? And stop calling me Morty, you lunatic! I’m not—” “Not what, little guy?” “I’m not… like you!” “Oh yeah? And what are you? Some fancy-ass suit poser from the city?” “I’m a real es… esta....”
It was like someone had yanked a plug out of Mortimer’s brain. He could feel it—knowledge leaking out of his skull, slipping away like water down a drain. Panic surged as he clutched his temples, feeling the slow, sickening drain of thoughts, ideas, vocabulary. He was getting… dumber?
He screamed.
“Don’t fight it, kid,” Harald said, voice calm like a lullaby wrapped in oil and smoke. “You can’t stop it anyway. You wanted freedom, didn’t you? Well, you’re finding it. Right here. And boy, you really needed it.” He grinned, exhaling a cloud of cigar smoke. “Who needs a 130 IQ to wrench on cars and enjoy life with Harald? Hell, ninety’ll do just fine. And look on the bright side—what you lose in brains, you gain in skills. You’ll be real good with engines soon. Real honest work. And always a Harald by your side.”
And Mortimer? He could only whimper, trembling, as he slipped deeper and deeper into becoming Morty.
Harald stepped closer, his heavy boots thudding against the grimy floor. Without a word, he grabbed Morty by the collar of the grimy undershirt and yanked him in, pressing their bodies together. His lips crushed against Morty’s—rough, forceful, tasting of smoke and grease.
For a second, the last flicker of Mortimer—the man in the designer suit, the one with the perfect haircut and polished shoes—twitched in protest. But when Harald’s tongue forced its way past his lips, exploring, dominating, claiming, that resistance shattered.
Mortimer vanished.
There was only Morty now.
Gender Affirming Care
***heads up, this story contains needles and injections. You have been warned.***
"Hello there! Will, is it?" The doctor asked, reaching out for ahandshake
"Ugh, yeah." Will stuttered.
"Let me see..." The doctor flipped through the pages on his clipboard. "Ah! You're here for some gender affirming care."
"Ummm, I just wanted to look a bit manlier."
"Yeah, that's the goal of this appointment. To make the inside match the outside."
The doctor sat down on a small stool and scooted over towards Will. After putting on some latex gloves, he started grabbing Wills face. He grabbed his chin and tilted his face every which way while examining every detail.
"Alright, I think I've seen enough." He backed away and started ruffling through a nearby cabinet. "I know exactly what you need."
"But you haven't even asked me what's wrong?"
"Don't need to. Just trust the process."
He grabbed a small bottle and dispensed some foamy cream onto his hand. With no hesitation, he started rubbing the cream all over Will's jawline and across his cheeks.
"This is rogaine. It'll tell the hair follicles in your face to turn on, letting you grow some manly hairs over that baby face." The doctor said as he continued rubbing the cream into Wills skin.
"Oh ok... I've always wanted to grow a beard."
"Now we'll just leave that on for a few minutes."
Will could already feel it working, it felt like pop rocks against his skin as the cream settled into his pores. It even started to itch a little, which probably meant it was working.
It felt like hours of waiting before the doctor wiped off the cream with a towel.
"The results are coming in quick, why don't you take a look." He held up a mirror towards Will.
Will almost didn't recognize the man looking back. He had a full black beard covering his face. He couldn't believe it as he ran his fingers the 4 inch long hairs.
"Holy shit, that was fast."
"How do you like it?" The doctor asked.
"I love it!"
"How about we do a little more."
"Sure, yeah whatever you want."
The doctor quickly got to work. He rummaged through his cabinet and grabbed a needle that he quickly filled with a clear substance from a nearby vial. And without saying anything, he injected into Will's thigh.
"Ow, what the hell?"
"This is testosterone, it'll help balance out your hormones since you're clearly lacking it."
"You could have- ahem - you could have at least warned me." Will paused as he noticed his voice had dropped significantly.
"Ah, it's already working."
"Wow, I ummm, didn't know all this stuff would take effect so fast."
"Oh yeah, it's pretty much instant, I mean look at your chest."
Will looked down and saw dark hairs peeking out of his collar. He pulled at his shirt, allowing him to see the hair spread across his chest and down his stomach. The thick pelt of hair spread over his arms and legs, making his skin barely visible underneath. Even his hands and feet became buried under a forest of wiry hairs.
"Pretty sexy, right?" The doctor asked.
"Hell yeah doc."
He was busy admiring his hairiness when he felt a sudden pressure in his crotch.
"Oh shit!" He quickly grabbed his balls, trying to readjust them in his pants, but they didn't seem to settle right.
"Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that, testicle growth is normal with high doses of testosterone." The doctor noted.
"You don't say." Will chuckled as he tried to hide the tennis ball sized imprints in his pants.
"How's about one more treatment."
"Whatever you say doc!"
"Right on."
The doctor grabbed another vial and filled the same syringe with the unknown substance. Then, with no warning again, he injected Will in the arm. This time Will didn't even flinch.
"This is a steroid that should help you reach the muscle mass that men your age should have."
"Ohhh I can feel it doc."
Wills arms started to pulsate around the injection site, and each time his muscle swelled larger and larger. His noodle arms quickly grew into watermelon sized biceps that would make any quarterback jealous.
His chest expanded into two juicy pecs that strained the buttons on his shirt, allowing his thick hair to poke through. His flabby stomach tightened into a defined six pack while waves of muscle formed along his back.
His pants began to rip when his thighs thickened with dense muscle, squishing his massive balls even more.
"Fuck, man. This feels amazing."
Will took a moment just to feel his newfound strength. He hit a few poses, so fixated on his own body that he didn't even notice the doctor getting hard as he watched on.
"Why stop now, onto the next treatment."
"Huh?" Will was barely paying attention.
The doctor pulled out a sketchy looking bottle and poured a couple pills into his hand.
"Here, take these."
"Whatever you say, doc."
Will popped them into his mouth without a second thought. This one took effect immediately. Will started to grunt and groan before bringing his hands down to his crotch. He writhed in discomfort as the bulge in his pants became harder and harder to ignore. His dick was full mast, sticking straight out, and growing. It came in waves, adding inches to his shaft every time. His once average dick quickly surpassed 8 inches, then 10, then over a foot.
Will let out a deep moan as his fly ripped open and his massive 15 inch cock spring out towards the doctor.
"Fascinating, I've never given a patient two of those pills before..."
"What!?" Will said between heavy breaths.
"Nothing. We can't stop now!"
He turned around and grabbed a small device from the counter. He grabbed Will's head and directed him to face down.
"There's no time to waste."
All Will could see was clumps of his hair falling to the ground as he felt a faint stinging feeling on his scalp.
"Almost done.... And.... Voila!"
The doctor held up the mirror to Will. Just like earlier, he barely recognized the man looking back at him. His hairline had receded a few inches around his temples and the rest of his hair had thinned out.
He ran his hands through the thin hair, it couldn't have been much thicker than the hair on his arms.
"My hair..."
"Looks great doesn't it, so manly."
"I'm really starting to look like a real man." Will smiled.
"Almost, there's one more step."
The doctor grabbed an unlabeled can and handed it over to Will.
"Drink this."
"What is it?"
"It's a beer. Nothing makes a man like an ice cold beer."
Will examined the suspicious looking can before opening it and chugging the beer. It went down smoother than any drink he'd ever had in his life.
He crushed the can like it was nothing and chucked it across the room.
"That's the spirit." The doctor smiled. "How do you feel."
"I feel...umm... I feel" Will grabbed his stomach.
*BBBBUUUURRRAAAAPPPP*
The burp echoed around the room. It was quickly followed by a loud growl that erupted from his stomach.
"I don't feel so good."
Just after the words escaped his lips, his stomach swelled outward with immense force. All the buttons of his shirt flew across the room as thick fat piled into stomach, burying his six pack. What started as a small bulk quickly spiraled out of control, growing into a full on belly. His hairy beer gut spilled onto his thighs as it finally stopped growing, leaving him with a solid dad bod.
The doctor grabbed Will's belly, examining it while pinching his soft fat.
"I may have finally perfected the formula."
"Huh?" *Burp*
"Oh, nothing that concerns you."
The doctor pulled back Will's shirt, or what was left of it, revealing his pecs, or what could be better described as man tits.
"Marvelous."
He grabbed Will's hands, acknowledging the plumpness of his fingers and the girth of his palms.
"You've truly turned out the best of my subjects. I mean patients." The doctor began putting his equipment away. "Now why don't you come back to my place, we can order some pizza and watch the game with my previous patients, you'll love them."
"I got a better idea." Will growled as he grabbed the doctor by the collar. "I force this beer down your throat and fuck you while you transform."
The doctor didn't say a word as Will's hulking body pressed him against the wall, he simply blushed before Will forced the beer into his mouth.