ERWYN EVERSTAR!!

I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS PARTY!

[the-best-beast]

I'M ERWYN EVERSTAR!! IT'S A BADASS NAME SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU CAN BASICALLY KILL YOURSELF!!

This place is a fucking shithole, but the glorified tutorial screen thought I should get on here. For whatever fucking reason.

OOC

Hihihi guyssssss

First jrwi roleplay blog!!! Kinda nervous!!!! /Sil

Uhhhh Erwyn's pronouns on this blog are he/it because I said so /sil

I'm the wonderful host of this blog, @/alliums-are-tall-i-am-not !!

Tags

#the beast is coming out! = in-character posts

#the beast is resting = out of character posts

#poking at the beasts den = answering asks

Edit:

I realised I never had a tag for interacting soo

#swatting at flies = interacting with other people

[the-best-beast]

what's the COOLEST beast you've ever DEFEATED IN COMBAT ?

OH, NOW WE'RE TALKING!

THE COOLEST ONE HAS TO BE ONE OF THOSE WEIRD ROBOTS THAT THAT ONE KING WHATSHISNAME MADE TO KILL PRINCE WESLEY!!!!!

[the-best-beast]

Have you heard anything regarding a Moonbeast? I've been tracking it down for a while, and I've heard you're knowledgeable in flies beasts

Moonbeast? I haven't heard of it before, but that sounds fucking POWERFUL!! I'D DEFINITELY BECOME THE APEX PREDATOR IF I KILLED THAT!!!!!!

[lucia-has-thoughts]

DO NOT TRYR AND FINDD TYE MOONDBEAST ❌❌❌‼️‼️‼️🛑🛑⚠️⚠️

[the-best-beast]

HUH??? WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO, NERD!!!!

[lucia-has-thoughts]

im lucia! anf the moonbeast iis very damgerous im judt trying to hekp you

[the-best-beast]

Grrr, FINE! But I WILL talk to Prince Wesley about this!!

[the-best-beast]

Have you heard anything regarding a Moonbeast? I've been tracking it down for a while, and I've heard you're knowledgeable in flies beasts

Moonbeast? I haven't heard of it before, but that sounds fucking POWERFUL!! I'D DEFINITELY BECOME THE APEX PREDATOR IF I KILLED THAT!!!!!!

[lucia-has-thoughts]

DO NOT TRYR AND FINDD TYE MOONDBEAST ❌❌❌‼️‼️‼️🛑🛑⚠️⚠️

[the-best-beast]

HUH??? WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO, NERD!!!!

[the-best-beast]

Haev you ever met Everett?? Uoure very similialr

I rhink…

-Lucia 🌿🌿🦎🪱🐡🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🦔🪨🌻🫎

Who??? I don't think I've ever met someone named Everett, of all things.

[the-best-beast]

Erwyn my baka are you gay for Prince Wesley Rene Cardinal

Wh. WHAT????????? NO!!!!!!! NO, HE'S NOT MY FRIEND!!! EVEN LESS AM I GAY FOR HIM!!!!!

[the-best-beast]

since you call people baka who would you call senpai

I WOULDN'T CALL ANYONE SENPAI BECAUSE NOBODY DESERVES MY RESPECT!!!!

,,

ifihadtochooseprobablywesleyorchainthough

[dungeoncrawlingcompanion]

Not me? :[

[the-best-beast]

Senpai is an honorific for older people, so I assumed,,

,,I actually don't know how old you are.

,,I guess you could also be called senpai IF I CALLED ANYONE THAT cause you joined the party before me.

..you fucking baka.

[dungeoncrawlingcompanion]

Hooray!

I also don't know how old I am. But we can assume!

If anything, that means I can call you Erwyn-kun!

[the-best-beast]

...W-. WHATEVER! I'M SO OVER THIS!!

[the-best-beast]

since you call people baka who would you call senpai

I WOULDN'T CALL ANYONE SENPAI BECAUSE NOBODY DESERVES MY RESPECT!!!!

,,

ifihadtochooseprobablywesleyorchainthough

[dungeoncrawlingcompanion]

Not me? :[

[the-best-beast]

Senpai is an honorific for older people, so I assumed,,

,,I actually don't know how old you are.

,,I guess you could also be called senpai IF I CALLED ANYONE THAT cause you joined the party before me.

..you fucking baka.

[the-best-beast]

since you call people baka who would you call senpai

I WOULDN'T CALL ANYONE SENPAI BECAUSE NOBODY DESERVES MY RESPECT!!!!

,,

ifihadtochooseprobablywesleyorchainthough

[the-best-beast]

have you ever heard of gillion tidestrider? i think you would be friends :)

Huh? Who? I've never heard of 'em, no..

And who the hell are you to say we'd get along, you damn baka?! You don't fuckin' know me!

[riptide-pirates]

WHO IS TALKING ABOUT ME!?

[the-best-beast]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

[riptide-pirates]

I AM GILLION TIDESTRIDER, CHAMPION OF THE UNDERSE—aheroofthedeepwhatever—WHO ARE YOU!???

[the-best-beast]

I'M ERWYN EVERSTAR, AND I'M ON A QUEST TO BECOME THE APEX PREDATOR!!!!!!

[riptide-pirates]

I’M THE CHOSEN ONE AND THE CO CAPTAIN OF THE RIPTIDE PIRATES!!!

[the-best-beast]

CHOSEN ONE????? DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE STRONG???

[the-best-beast]

have you ever heard of gillion tidestrider? i think you would be friends :)

Huh? Who? I've never heard of 'em, no..

And who the hell are you to say we'd get along, you damn baka?! You don't fuckin' know me!

[riptide-pirates]

WHO IS TALKING ABOUT ME!?

[the-best-beast]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

[riptide-pirates]

I AM GILLION TIDESTRIDER, CHAMPION OF THE UNDERSE—aheroofthedeepwhatever—WHO ARE YOU!???

[the-best-beast]

I'M ERWYN EVERSTAR, AND I'M ON A QUEST TO BECOME THE APEX PREDATOR!!!!!!

[the-best-beast]

Prince Wesley informed me that this is a form of enrichment for you! 🪰🪰🪰 -🔋(Gigi!)

THAT POMPOUS PRICK SAID WHAT????

WHAT THE FUCK???????????? GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU STUPID FUCKING FLIES!!!!!!

[Erwyn swats the flies angrily, his usually confident grin replaced with a deep frown.]

[princecardinal]

Maybe if you had remembered my name, I would have left that information out.

...

Do you need help?

[the-best-beast]

OH FUCK YOU. THAT'S JUST STRAIGHT-UP PETTY!

AND NO, I DON'T NEED YOU TO HELP ME JUST SO YOU CAN FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF!

stupid fucking baka..

[princecardinal]

I'm not trying to make myself feel better, I'm just offering.

I am sorry. Mostly.

[He's smiling, just a little bit.]

[the-best-beast]

What the fuck-ever. Do what you want, I don't care.

[He crosses his arms, not even bothering with the flies still buzzing around him. He looks like a child, pouring because they got put in time-out.]

[princecardinal]

[He approaches him, quickly swiping his sword, still sheathed, at the flies to act as a fly swatter.]

Looked like someone was in need of rescuing.

[the-best-beast]

[Erwyn glanced at him and raised its chin in defiance, looking away again.]

Whatever. I'm over it. The flies don't bother me anymore.

[princecardinal]

Did I hurt your feelings, Erwyn?

[the-best-beast]

What?! No. I don't get hurt! EVER!

[the-best-beast]

have you ever heard of gillion tidestrider? i think you would be friends :)

Huh? Who? I've never heard of 'em, no..

And who the hell are you to say we'd get along, you damn baka?! You don't fuckin' know me!

[riptide-pirates]

WHO IS TALKING ABOUT ME!?

[the-best-beast]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

[the-best-beast]

Prince Wesley informed me that this is a form of enrichment for you! 🪰🪰🪰 -🔋(Gigi!)

THAT POMPOUS PRICK SAID WHAT????

WHAT THE FUCK???????????? GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU STUPID FUCKING FLIES!!!!!!

[Erwyn swats the flies angrily, his usually confident grin replaced with a deep frown.]

[princecardinal]

Maybe if you had remembered my name, I would have left that information out.

...

Do you need help?

[the-best-beast]

OH FUCK YOU. THAT'S JUST STRAIGHT-UP PETTY!

AND NO, I DON'T NEED YOU TO HELP ME JUST SO YOU CAN FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF!

stupid fucking baka..

[princecardinal]

I'm not trying to make myself feel better, I'm just offering.

I am sorry. Mostly.

[He's smiling, just a little bit.]

[the-best-beast]

What the fuck-ever. Do what you want, I don't care.

[He crosses his arms, not even bothering with the flies still buzzing around him. He looks like a child, pouring because they got put in time-out.]

[princecardinal]

[He approaches him, quickly swiping his sword, still sheathed, at the flies to act as a fly swatter.]

Looked like someone was in need of rescuing.

[the-best-beast]

[Erwyn glanced at him and raised its chin in defiance, looking away again.]

Whatever. I'm over it. The flies don't bother me anymore.

[the-best-beast]

Prince Wesley informed me that this is a form of enrichment for you! 🪰🪰🪰 -🔋(Gigi!)

THAT POMPOUS PRICK SAID WHAT????

WHAT THE FUCK???????????? GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU STUPID FUCKING FLIES!!!!!!

[Erwyn swats the flies angrily, his usually confident grin replaced with a deep frown.]

[princecardinal]

Maybe if you had remembered my name, I would have left that information out.

...

Do you need help?

[the-best-beast]

OH FUCK YOU. THAT'S JUST STRAIGHT-UP PETTY!

AND NO, I DON'T NEED YOU TO HELP ME JUST SO YOU CAN FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF!

stupid fucking baka..

[princecardinal]

I'm not trying to make myself feel better, I'm just offering.

I am sorry. Mostly.

[He's smiling, just a little bit.]

[the-best-beast]

What the fuck-ever. Do what you want, I don't care.

[He crosses his arms, not even bothering with the flies still buzzing around him. He looks like a child, pouting because they got put in time-out.]

[the-best-beast]

Prince Wesley informed me that this is a form of enrichment for you! 🪰🪰🪰 -🔋(Gigi!)

THAT POMPOUS PRICK SAID WHAT????

WHAT THE FUCK???????????? GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU STUPID FUCKING FLIES!!!!!!

[Erwyn swats the flies angrily, his usually confident grin replaced with a deep frown.]

[princecardinal]

Maybe if you had remembered my name, I would have left that information out.

...

Do you need help?

[the-best-beast]

OH FUCK YOU. THAT'S JUST STRAIGHT-UP PETTY!

AND NO, I DON'T NEED YOU TO HELP ME JUST SO YOU CAN FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF!

stupid fucking baka..

[the-best-beast]

Prince Wesley informed me that this is a form of enrichment for you! 🪰🪰🪰 -🔋(Gigi!)

THAT POMPOUS PRICK SAID WHAT????

WHAT THE FUCK???????????? GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU STUPID FUCKING FLIES!!!!!!

[Erwyn swats the flies angrily, his usually confident grin replaced with a deep frown.]