Another Hungry Lover

Let's start this off with something I like to call honesty; I honestly don't care if you're interested, I honestly think this is a waste of time, and I honestly believe you're just starving for attention. Adorable. Have any questions? Of course you do, and you can leave as many as you like, but just don't expect to get to them until I'm well and ready.

[the-big-bad-bas]

TEXT || Kurtbastian

Kurt: Well, tell me anyways, /sugar/.

Seb: I was just going to invite you over, /babe/, but it's kind of late now, don't you think?

[the-big-bad-bas]

TEXT || Kurtbastian

Kurt: What did you need, /honey/?

Seb: It's nothing important, /pumpkin/.

[the-big-bad-bas]

TEXT || Kurtbastian

Kurt: I answered your question, dear.

Seb: I'm aware of that, /sweetheart/.

Seb: But it's a little late now, regardless of what I wanted, so I suppose it'll have to wait for another day.

[hbicsanny-deactivated20130830]

One more step.

[hbicsanny-deactivated20130830]

They will when I get the surgery, finish recovering and show up bigger.

[the-big-bad-bas]

That's terrifying.

[the-big-bad-bas]

TEXT || Kurtbastian

Kurt: We're finishing up, bossy weirdo.

Seb: Bossy? Excuse you, I was asking a question.

[hbicsanny-deactivated20130830]

One more step.

[hbicsanny-deactivated20130830]

No, the fuck? These are natural.

[the-big-bad-bas]

People believe that?

[adorkablejock-evans]

Fucking Gossip Blog...

[adorkablejock-evans]

Great. Anything else?

[the-big-bad-bas]

Not really, no.

[hbicsanny-deactivated20130830]

One more step.

[hbicsanny-deactivated20130830]

Ignoring that. I’m getting plastic on my chest.

[the-big-bad-bas]

You mean you're telling me you didn't already have the flotation devices installed?

[ryannnnnnnnnanderson]

The next unfortunate asshole to bump into me is getting set on fire.

[ryannnnnnnnnanderson]

Don’t know. It was between my legs all night. 

Fantastic. 

[the-big-bad-bas]

Any specific victims you have in mind other than myself?

[hbicsanny-deactivated20130830]

One more step.

[hbicsanny-deactivated20130830]

Good, I’m way hotter. I’m having surgery.

[the-big-bad-bas]

You missed that completely, didn't you? Right, I got that when I read your post in the first place, and I was curious as to what you're getting surgery for?

[hbicsanny-deactivated20130830]

One more step.

[hbicsanny-deactivated20130830]

I think you’re confusing me with Berry.

[the-big-bad-bas]

Pretty positive I'm not.

[ryannnnnnnnnanderson]

The next unfortunate asshole to bump into me is getting set on fire.

[ryannnnnnnnnanderson]

You act like it’s something I’d be ashamed of. I totally fucked Mia Puckerman last night— several times. It’s safe to say I’m not straight— never really thought I was. 

It will anyway.

[the-big-bad-bas]

How did you get past her enormous forehead?

I'm looking forward to your rampage, to be honest.

[adorkablejock-evans]

Fucking Gossip Blog...

[adorkablejock-evans]

I’m not going to surround myself with jerks like you when I get out of high school. I’m tough enough. I’m the freaking quarterback. I’m just going through a lot right now. I’m not going to explain it to you, but you’re making it even worse for me. Again, my mistake. I shouldn’t have even tried to talk to you. It won’t happen a again. I promise.

[the-big-bad-bas]

It doesn't matter who you surround yourself with, they're always gong to exist and there's no way to avoid them because they feed off the weak and vulnerable.

[ryannnnnnnnnanderson]

The next unfortunate asshole to bump into me is getting set on fire.

[ryannnnnnnnnanderson]

Target for what? You’re terrible insults and awful attempts at keeping your foot in the closet door? Because newsflash— that perfectly coiffed hair and extremely accurate list of come-backs you have going on? Gay. You like— fell down the gay tree, and hit every gay branch on the way down. 

Why do you give a shit? Maybe I need a good laugh.

[the-big-bad-bas]

The fact that you're so sure that you know the signs of one being in the closet leaves me rather concerned. Is there something I need to know or do I just get to assume too?

I was just curious as to what I need to watch out for, that's all. I wouldn't want my "perfectly coiffed hair" to get singed.

[adorkablejock-evans]

Fucking Gossip Blog...

[adorkablejock-evans]

I hate you, Sebastian. Leave me the fuck alone.

[the-big-bad-bas]

Consider it me toughening you up for the world outside of high school which is not only going to be ten times more obnoxious, but also one hundred times more cruel. Would you rather learn your lesson now, or do you want to get slapped in the face some more?

[hbicsanny-deactivated20130830]

One more step.

I can’t believe I’m finally getting what I wanted.

[the-big-bad-bas]

Are you getting rid of your man hands?

[ryannnnnnnnnanderson]

The next unfortunate asshole to bump into me is getting set on fire.

[ryannnnnnnnnanderson]

Shut up, Smythe. Shouldn’t you be sucking Princess Hummel’s dick, instead of lecturing me? 

[the-big-bad-bas]

Trust me, if I were interested in sucking anyone's dick I can assure you I could very well do that, but considering it's currently not on my schedule and won't be ever, I have free time and lucky you -- you're my target.

Why so much teenage angst towards the world today?