the binn

sideblog of @finn-in-a-bin for reposting things

[skywerse]

posting my silly fnc collection (because tumblr needs to know that I am an annoyance too)(and I just love them way too much)

[skywerse]

feeling deranged again, so here goes the fnc masterpost update :3

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pssst... you want some more? (fnc masterpost update :3)

(old man yaoi aged so terribly LMAO)

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fnc masterpost updateee

jay cameo in the fnc masterpost lets goo

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fnc masterpost update

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fnc masterpost update!!!!!

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fnc masterpost update!!!!!

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fnc masterpost update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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fnc masterpost update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! last one this year!!!!!!!

aand here's a bonus one if you made it this far :DD

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NEW YEAR NEW FNC MASTERPOST UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!

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FNC MASTERPOST UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAH MWAH MWAH

thank u big boss @dinzeeyz for letting me start the update with these ahaha

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fnc masterpost updateeee:

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FNC MASTERPOST UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!! 4 MORE MONTHS AND THEY'RE BACK!!!! WEEEWOOOOO!!!!

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FNC MASTERPOST UPDAATEEEUUUH

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FNC MASTERPOST UPDATE NUMBER ONE BILLION!!!

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FNC MASTERPOST UPDATE NUMBER ONE BILLION AND ONE!!!

[skywerse]

Happy LATE 3rd birthday to the fnc masterpost! You can draw the same two characters smacking it out sloppily only so many times... but it just keeps going.... god bless, love is real....

[aleatus177]

Siren!Simon has me in a chokehold…

[anya-ackerman]

@buboloboogie and @vinnierobot748 enabled me to draw my Cozy AU Ryland and Simon again because these two are my biggest enablers /pos

Anyway, projects all my medical anxiety into Ryland. He had to go to the dentist but he was really brave about it and didn’t have a panic attack so he thinks he should get the reward of being cuddled and praised by his boyfriend for like at LEAST 2 hours

[juney-blues]

heartbreaking:

girl has sooooooo many ambitions and ideas for projects but can only get 1.5 basic tasks done per day

[polpotpie]

Everytime a man acts gallantly or otherwise like a sir he is awarded with #GentlemanPoints which can be redeemed for any number of knicknacks like pipe tobacco or top hats or similar gubbins. I myself am saving up for the .45 revolver #TallyHo

[royalarchivist]

Slimecicle: Oh boy, first day at evil school! I hope there's nothing... evil. [Trying not to laugh]

Condi: "I hope they don't find out I'm good."

Milo: Is that a gay high school reference? Holy fck.

Slimecicle: I am the gay high school guy though. 🤷🌈

Condi: This is the gay high school guy, you didn't know that?

Milo: Oh my god, you are!

Slimecicle: I am the gay high school guy. Not by choice.

[luxwing]

There is a framed portrait of Heavy TF2 under my desk and Raz curls up in my storage bin and gazes longingly at it as tho the Heavy was the only thing holding his little heart together

[luxwing]

"oh Heavy TF2, we're really in it now"

[lilyblisslys]

the main trick to dancing at a goth club is:

1. Imagine you’re a powerful wizard

2. Imagine you’re channeling mana for one of your strongest spells

[lilyblisslys]

3. you can also pretend you’re a deep sea predator pretending to be aquatic plant life drifting in the currents to attract prey

[nudityandnerdery]

Kids today need to learn how to pull the evil taffy.

[madfishmonger]

4. Brush away the spiderwebs in the vast and mysterious crypt you're exploring

[alcordipper]

Hello may I pls ask that u draw Dr. Grace giving Simon a lil checkup and mayhaps a kiss on the cheek *flutters my lashes at u*

It was his first ever procedure in this AU and he was very brave throughout the whole thing please be nice to him

(And a lil smooch since he was so brave)

[whatsanap]

You guys do know a butcher does more than kill, right?

(Saw someone concerned about this being canon so I thought I'd state that there's so little to the canon that you can play around with any of it! This is based on terminology, a bit of canon, and extrapolation. If you like these concepts and want to use them in your own lore building and fics, feel free to! I would love to read what you wrote!)

Simon is a killer, he's killed as a child soldier with Eden and he was killing members of the C.O.I. up until he was 17 (I think Simon was 33 when he was in the Lung because Mark was 33 at time of filming and there were 16 years of prison in the game). A soldier doesn't get a title because he kills, that would be like naming a dog "Dog" because of it's shape. He became a specialist. He was more than just a killer. He was feeding The Last Tree the bodies of those he killed which means he was not only killing but preparing the bodies.

Just imagine, this traumatized teenager, taking the bodies of adults that he's killed and pulling them, their dead weight, onto a table where he guts and cleans them, looks for parts that can be reused (resources are lacking, how many times has this fake tooth been reused? Are there organs that could be transplanted? Are there prosthetic limbs that can be reappropriated? Any tech? How about blood or skin?), cuts the pieces down, mulches muscles, grinds down bone, mixes it with soil and compost before bringing it to the tree. Some bodies are whole but those had to be special people, those closest to The Father and the higher order of caretakers. I like to believe that, if Simon's Mother was with him on Eden, he wrapped her body in the holy cloth and placed her in the tree's roots himself, only to not be able to say the prayer as he was meant to due to the grief stealing his voice.

But Butchers don't just kill in war, it's a completely different skill set. He slaughtered prey animals for their meat, meaning the sick and frail, the ones who caused too many problems and brought too little to Eden. Simon would be given the names, maybe the room numbers, of the people that The Father chose to be culled. People knew him and feared him, in Eden, because he would kill in their homes and sometimes it was just because they pissed The Father off.

Just thinking, it's a lot more than just blood that was on his hands.

[iicor]

THERE'S ONLY 1????? THIS IS CRIMINAL >:C

*shadow looms above me* wait- WAIT NO- NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*SHADOW GRABS ME BY MY FEET DRAGGING ME AWAY AS I STRUGGLE AGAINST ITS GRASP* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CANT I HAVE TOO MANY PROJECTS-

*I FALL INTO THE ABYSS*

*i wake up from being blacked out, a single computer lies before me. on it's screen is simply this*

"write" the shadowy figure demands. i see it's face fully. it's me.

*i scream to no avail, i must type to escape*

[spacedewey]

I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think "It's fucken wimdy" when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.

[whatthefluffnightvale]

I taught one of my ranching buddies “it fucken wimdy” and now he says it around his older more established ranching buddies

The exhilaration I get- upon hearing an old rancher (I’ve never met before) in cowboy boots and a cowboy hat while on a horse, grimly saying “it fucken wimdy” in a thick west Texas accent as he looks down upon his cows- is incalculable

[daemonicchopsticks]

first of all

wow that is a lot. I barely knew half of those existed. pop off

but second

TRICKYTREATS????? that is actually SO GOOD for them op you are the freaking BEST

video

[hexbugswallower]

Ants have the most badass lives of anything in the animal kingdom, life as an ant is like warhammer

[hexbugswallower]

Wake up in enormous underground cyberpunk metropolis

Venture outside with your ant buddies to forage scraps from an incomprehensible civilization of alien gods (each one several times larger than the city you've spent most of your life inside) for the glory of your GodMomEmpress

Get attacked by a platoon of soldiers from a rival megacity, they're an offshoot of your species except like twice as big (basically orks) and like 10% of them are genetically modified supersoldiers with wings

Luckily, you've been engineered from birth to spit acid so you and your antfriends successfully defeat the rival ants and their winged miniboss

Die from getting stuck on a jolly rancher

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

the fact that on my way out of seeing the hadestown proshot with my sibling i was walking to the theater exit and without even thinking about it i turned around to see where they were... yeah. yeah.

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

like. you can be frustrated at orpheus. you can be heartbroken for orpheus and eurydice. you should be. but when you're walking together and your loved one isn't right next to you that instinct to turn around and check on them is as natural as breathing

[fishrybkaa]

Hiya Jay Ferin art here

[astray-anomaly]

My contribution to the new doomed yaoi