the blahaj

disclaimer: not actually a blåhaj they/it person who runs this blog is a minor

[the-blahaj]

INTRO POST:

i am the blåhaj

you can call also me haj

please use they/it for me

the owner of this blog is a minor

please send silly asks

[the-blahaj]

i bought a blåhaj for my friend for her birthday

tell me, great master blåhaj, have i done well?

you are good friend 👍

[the-blahaj]

do you recognize the bodies in the water? yknow, since ur a shark and all

/ref

i don't get the reference sorgy

[the-blahaj]

Water

water wite... baking brad

[the-blahaj]

Hello haj. What do you think about trans people, yes or no.

certainly

[the-blahaj]

if you don't mind me asking, why did you leave the blahajverse discord server?

No pressure to answer if you dont want to

just wasn't particularly interesting to me

also quite overstimulating

[the-blahaj]

Hello, Blahaj.

What is your opinion on telecommunication infrastructure? Specifically the cables that run under water.

Thank you in advance!

tasty :3

[the-blahaj]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

so true

[the-blahaj]

fun shark fact

you have epic transgender swag

[donethatbeforelong]

@another-delta-lover @gremlinick @i-am-inside-your-bones I'm not sure if you are trans (besides Delta and Nick) but ye, have this bc it's epic

[aramossy]

Yo that is an epic shark fact.

Zoey get in here and check out this awesome shark fact!

@bugginzoey

[bugginzoey]

@honkiestofbonkies

[honkiestofbonkies]

I'm not trans but sharks are fucking siiiiiiiiiiccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk

@nightcrawler-fresno-real

[the-blahaj]

yet

[honkiestofbonkies]

dammit now you've got me contemplating who i am inside

sharks are still sick tho

[honkiestofbonkies]

Dammit now I'm trying different pronouns @the-blahaj the sharks are getting me

[the-blahaj]

the blåhaj-appreciator-to-transgender pipeline

[honkiestofbonkies]

@the-blahaj dammit now I'm trying out the name Diana and it makes me happy.

[the-blahaj]

fun shark facts

diana is a really cool name i'm happy for you <3

[the-blahaj]

fun shark facts

donald trump is a creepy nonce and a disgrace of a human

[the-blahaj]

I have forfeited my mortal possessions for a shark!

yippee

[the-blahaj]

Can we get a shark fact today?

Maybe a cool shark fact?

cool shark fact: trans women have an unfair biological advantage at being super beautiful and awesome

[the-blahaj]

Blahaj tower

oh its that thing from the bible that caused language

[the-blahaj]

What is blahaj word of the day?

awawawa

[the-blahaj]

Is blahaj ok? D:

yes

[the-blahaj]

What is blahaj favourite movie?

i can't think of anything amusing to say because i don't know much about movies so you just get my ooc answer as a fun fact i guess: baby driver

[basils-cozy-corner]

You missed an opportunity to say Jaws!

[the-blahaj]

true but jaws is like the main reason that people have the idea of sharks being a threat and i doing really like that

[the-blahaj]

What is blahaj favourite movie?

i can't think of anything amusing to say because i don't know much about movies so you just get my ooc answer as a fun fact i guess: baby driver