Meet The Chemist

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[the-chemist-tf2]

“Get that camera out of my face. I’m working.”

*Meet the Chemist*

“If you were hoping for an interview, you’re not getting one.”

“Don’t touch that vial, glupane! Not if you want to keep your hand attached to that moronic wrist.”

“If you’re going to just stand there, at least take this waste to the garbage. Before it corrodes your lungs, that is.”

“Scout, hand me some of that soda. Mayhaps this ‘Atomic Punch’ can be an adequate replacement for radium.”

“Smell this for me. Rotten eggs, hmm? Maybe it needs more sodium phosphate… or hydrochloric acid. Curious.”

*Ending flourish*

[thebestredscout]

@the-chemist-tf2

Unfortunately for the chemist, the ball seemed to be in a hurry and didn't even stop to apologise or make sure they were okay, it just kept rolling down the hallway, picking up speed as it went. Laws of physics? Psshhh, not in this ball's world! It had places to be and no Scout to toss it, so it was moving of its own accord. Perhaps it was actually a Spy, disguised as a ball? Or maybe the Engineer had developed a new design that was self-propelled using a dynamo core and gyroscope? Maybe Merasmus had been nearby yet again and enchanted the thing.

Or maybe it was just a ball that happened to be rolling. One thing was certain though - there was indeed a ball, and it was definitely going somewhere.

[the-chemist-tf2]

And it was definitely dropped or kicked by a Scout. One of the best, some say.

[thebestredscout]

Perhaps the ball had been dropped or kicked by a Scout, but no Scout had been noted as present when the ball attacked the chemist therefore no Scout could be held accountable for the ball's actions.

The Best RED Scout in particular happened to be on the complete opposite side of the base at the time, so it was impossible for him to be held responsible for the ball's actions. This chemist would have to actually address Scout if they wanted him to be present, rather than infer or assume.

[the-chemist-tf2]

D-damnit… where did that come from…? Some irresponsible kid leave a ball in a weird place or something?

They groaned, and went along their way. They knew Scout liked baseball, and the culprit for this ball’s mysterious actions was almost certainly one of the most immature people on base.

[thebestredscout]

@the-chemist-tf2

Unfortunately for the chemist, the ball seemed to be in a hurry and didn't even stop to apologise or make sure they were okay, it just kept rolling down the hallway, picking up speed as it went. Laws of physics? Psshhh, not in this ball's world! It had places to be and no Scout to toss it, so it was moving of its own accord. Perhaps it was actually a Spy, disguised as a ball? Or maybe the Engineer had developed a new design that was self-propelled using a dynamo core and gyroscope? Maybe Merasmus had been nearby yet again and enchanted the thing.

Or maybe it was just a ball that happened to be rolling. One thing was certain though - there was indeed a ball, and it was definitely going somewhere.

[the-chemist-tf2]

And it was definitely dropped or kicked by a Scout. One of the best, some say.

[heavy-weapons]

Today is good day for what Engineer has called a "Barbecue day".

[theredconstructionworker]

yes I think...it is time the weather is wonderful!

*laughs in texan*

[ask-the-red-sniper2]

BURGERS!!!

[theredconstructionworker]

YEA PARDNER!!!

[ask-leichnam-von-ludwig77]

Oh! Can I have one Bitte?

[theredconstructionworker]

course, here ya are.

*he hands medic a plate with some pork chops on it they have a small amount of strawberry jelly on them creating a sweet yet savory taste*

Trust me it's good but if ya don't like it that's alright I've got some burgers just figured I'd also cook some pork

[heavy-weapons]

Heavy would like to try burger.

[theredconstructionworker]

here you are!

*he hands him a medium rare steak patty lightly seasoned topped with cheese, lettuce, and tomato

[heavy-weapons]

Hm.

Should burger be dripping like this,

or is it fat.

[theredconstructionworker]

yes it's medium rare. Its not all the way cooked through, its cooked just enough to kill most of the germs and stuff. However, if you want me to cook it some more I can.

[heavy-weapons]

I see.

Well, I do not think it will taste bad.

[theredconstructionworker]

Well enjoy!

[the-chemist-tf2]

The Chemist was drawn by the scent of barbecue.

What is this? It smells so… American…

[theredconstructionworker]

"heya how ya doing would you like some food? I've got some ribs and hamburger patties on the grill."

Dell places his still organic hand on a table

"Oh yeah no your not American but happy early 4th of July!"

He hands the chemist a burger

[the-chemist-tf2]

The chemist looked at the burger.

What on Earth is this? And what does July Fourth have to do with anything?!

OOC: “Your” is an adjective, the correct homophone would be “You’re” a contraction of “you” and “are”, just so you know :3

[theredconstructionworker]

"Just try it," engi sighed then spoke.

"BBQ's are really common near 4th of July especially in the south."

Ooc: I am aware I just forgot to check the grammer

[the-chemist-tf2]

The chemist set the burger down, not wanting to remove their mask in public.

“And why do American Southerners like cooking on a grill on the Fourth of July? What does the day mean to you?”

[theredconstructionworker]

"independence from the brits, freedom, and the birth of a nation," engi said flatly.

"we cook on 4th of July because a lot of times family and friends get together to celebrate America." Engi said those words while preparing some food.

[the-chemist-tf2]

The Chemist nodded on understanding, and walked off, muttering about red meat, vegetables, and a balanced diet.

[heavy-weapons]

Today is good day for what Engineer has called a "Barbecue day".

[theredconstructionworker]

yes I think...it is time the weather is wonderful!

*laughs in texan*

[ask-the-red-sniper2]

BURGERS!!!

[theredconstructionworker]

YEA PARDNER!!!

[ask-leichnam-von-ludwig77]

Oh! Can I have one Bitte?

[theredconstructionworker]

course, here ya are.

*he hands medic a plate with some pork chops on it they have a small amount of strawberry jelly on them creating a sweet yet savory taste*

Trust me it's good but if ya don't like it that's alright I've got some burgers just figured I'd also cook some pork

[heavy-weapons]

Heavy would like to try burger.

[theredconstructionworker]

here you are!

*he hands him a medium rare steak patty lightly seasoned topped with cheese, lettuce, and tomato

[heavy-weapons]

Hm.

Should burger be dripping like this,

or is it fat.

[theredconstructionworker]

yes it's medium rare. Its not all the way cooked through, its cooked just enough to kill most of the germs and stuff. However, if you want me to cook it some more I can.

[heavy-weapons]

I see.

Well, I do not think it will taste bad.

[theredconstructionworker]

Well enjoy!

[the-chemist-tf2]

The Chemist was drawn by the scent of barbecue.

What is this? It smells so… American…

[theredconstructionworker]

"heya how ya doing would you like some food? I've got some ribs and hamburger patties on the grill."

Dell places his still organic hand on a table

"Oh yeah no your not American but happy early 4th of July!"

He hands the chemist a burger

[the-chemist-tf2]

The chemist looked at the burger.

What on Earth is this? And what does July Fourth have to do with anything?!

OOC: “Your” is an adjective, the correct homophone would be “You’re” a contraction of “you” and “are”, just so you know :3

[theredconstructionworker]

"Just try it," engi sighed then spoke.

"BBQ's are really common near 4th of July especially in the south."

Ooc: I am aware I just forgot to check the grammer

[the-chemist-tf2]

The chemist set the burger down, not wanting to remove their mask in public.

“And why do American Southerners like cooking on a grill on the Fourth of July? What does the day mean to you?”

[heavy-weapons]

Today is good day for what Engineer has called a "Barbecue day".

[theredconstructionworker]

yes I think...it is time the weather is wonderful!

*laughs in texan*

[ask-the-red-sniper2]

BURGERS!!!

[theredconstructionworker]

YEA PARDNER!!!

[ask-leichnam-von-ludwig77]

Oh! Can I have one Bitte?

[theredconstructionworker]

course, here ya are.

*he hands medic a plate with some pork chops on it they have a small amount of strawberry jelly on them creating a sweet yet savory taste*

Trust me it's good but if ya don't like it that's alright I've got some burgers just figured I'd also cook some pork

[heavy-weapons]

Heavy would like to try burger.

[theredconstructionworker]

here you are!

*he hands him a medium rare steak patty lightly seasoned topped with cheese, lettuce, and tomato

[heavy-weapons]

Hm.

Should burger be dripping like this,

or is it fat.

[theredconstructionworker]

yes it's medium rare. Its not all the way cooked through, its cooked just enough to kill most of the germs and stuff. However, if you want me to cook it some more I can.

[heavy-weapons]

I see.

Well, I do not think it will taste bad.

[theredconstructionworker]

Well enjoy!

[the-chemist-tf2]

The Chemist was drawn by the scent of barbecue.

What is this? It smells so… American…

[theredconstructionworker]

"heya how ya doing would you like some food? I've got some ribs and hamburger patties on the grill."

Dell places his still organic hand on a table

"Oh yeah no your not American but happy early 4th of July!"

He hands the chemist a burger

[the-chemist-tf2]

The chemist looked at the burger.

What on Earth is this? And what does July Fourth have to do with anything?!

OOC: “Your” is an adjective, the correct homophone would be “You’re” a contraction of “you” and “are”, just so you know :3

[weaponsmithinmylimit]

What's the easiest weapon to make and repair?

Well to make would be any blade based weapon in my opinion, it was the first one I actually made when I started getting into weapon making! To repair the easiest to me is that one gun Scout's use.

They have a nickname for it uhh... "Baby face somethin" I can't really remember....

[the-chemist-tf2]

“Baby Face’s Blaster, I believe.”

[heavy-weapons]

Today is good day for what Engineer has called a "Barbecue day".

[theredconstructionworker]

yes I think...it is time the weather is wonderful!

*laughs in texan*

[ask-the-red-sniper2]

BURGERS!!!

[theredconstructionworker]

YEA PARDNER!!!

[ask-leichnam-von-ludwig77]

Oh! Can I have one Bitte?

[theredconstructionworker]

course, here ya are.

*he hands medic a plate with some pork chops on it they have a small amount of strawberry jelly on them creating a sweet yet savory taste*

Trust me it's good but if ya don't like it that's alright I've got some burgers just figured I'd also cook some pork

[heavy-weapons]

Heavy would like to try burger.

[theredconstructionworker]

here you are!

*he hands him a medium rare steak patty lightly seasoned topped with cheese, lettuce, and tomato

[heavy-weapons]

Hm.

Should burger be dripping like this,

or is it fat.

[theredconstructionworker]

yes it's medium rare. Its not all the way cooked through, its cooked just enough to kill most of the germs and stuff. However, if you want me to cook it some more I can.

[heavy-weapons]

I see.

Well, I do not think it will taste bad.

[theredconstructionworker]

Well enjoy!

[the-chemist-tf2]

The Chemist was drawn by the scent of barbecue.

What is this? It smells so… American…

[minidocofred]

I wonder how many Ludwig's there are...

[the-chemist-tf2]

Too many than I’d care to know.

[heavy-weapons]

What are your thoughts on Pomeranians, the little little itty bitty dogs?

I do not know what you are saying.

Heavy will go look it up.

[the-chemist-tf2]

What about your thoughts on Pomeranians, the West Slavic ethnic/cultural group?

[the-chemist-tf2]

...God damn it

HIAYOOOO!!

@meet-the-blu-cultist

“Go away”

[meet-the-blu-cultist]

Nah :3

[the-chemist-tf2]

“For your own sake. Leave. Before you start coughing your lungs out. This is not a joke. Chemicals I work with do include chlorine and bromine, a mix of which can be less than beneficial to your health.”

[the-chemist-tf2]

...God damn it

HIAYOOOO!!

@meet-the-blu-cultist

“Go away”

[the-chemist-tf2]

Chemest trying not to flex their doctorate on Medic (Difficulty: Impossible)

[theallroundermercenary]

@ask-the-red-medic666

[ask-the-red-medic666]

Who said I have a doctorate? or a medical degree? If zhat's what you are assuming.

[the-chemist-tf2]

“You insist on being called Dr, Mr. Ludwig.”

[the-chemist-tf2]

Chemist learning the Geneva Conventions exist

[the-chemist-tf2]

@heavy-weapons trying not to get lost in New Hampshire after getting drunk (Difficulty: Impossible)

[the-chemist-tf2]

Chemest trying not to flex their doctorate on Medic (Difficulty: Impossible)

[the-chemist-tf2]

Looks at the ingredients of BONK!

“Half of these chemicals are unfit for human consumption… dear gods.”

[meet-the-red-cultist]

Yet it's sooo sweet...

[the-chemist-tf2]

“So what if it is?! I give you, at most, 16 more years to live if you keep drinking this parody of flavour!”