Halloween stopped being fun once I turned fourteen. Now, instead of dressing up and asking for candy, I get to sit around in my room and worry about all of the stuff I have to do. I wish it were socially acceptable to trick-or-treat at my age.
Dude, let's go around and prank kids who are out trick or treating. It'll be funny! Or maybe we can sneak into a frat party on the college campus? I bet all the college babes look fine as hell tonight. They probably always do, but tonight's special, y'know? Whaddya say?












