Harry: albus severus potter, you were named after the two bravest men I ever knew Ron: ……… Ron: I literally sacrificed myself to a giant chess game when I was 11 for you
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Harry: albus severus potter, you were named after the two bravest men I ever knew Ron: ……… Ron: I literally sacrificed myself to a giant chess game when I was 11 for you
And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had
why are sloths the only animal named after a sin why aren’t chihuahuas called wraths
Will, you’re jealous possessive tiny murder husband
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Sirius: Moony, I know you’re not a hugger. But if you were, I would wrap myself around you like a leather jacket made of love.
Remus: Xanax?
Sirius: So much Xanax.
“their mouths met and their tongUES DUELED FOR DOMINANCE. THE LOSER’S TONGUE WOULD BE SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM”
@aleishadreams @melonmachinery THE GREAT TONGUE WAR
Remember when Beyonce invented waterbending
This has better effects than TLA live action movie
Mista and Giorno
Mista: Put the money in the bag!
Bystander: Okay, do you have a bag?
Mista: We have to provide the bag?
Bystander: Yeah, I think so..
Mista: [To Giorno] We have to bring our own bag.
Giorno: How inconvinient.
Jim always buys a pack of gum anytime he is out. No matter the situation, no matter how much of a detour it is - he always visits a shop on his way home.
Anasui and Weather Report
Mickey Mouse: [From TV] -to the Mickey Mouse Club!
Weather: Are you watchin’ a baby show?
Anasui: You just jealous!
Weather: Jealous of wha-
Mickey Mouse: [From TV] Shut yo asses up!
When someone tells you they’ve never heard of Oingo Boingo.
I just wanted to eat my salad.
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i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color
right so theres this thing called the bullet shrimp
and not only are these things totally badass and stylish
they have 16 colour cones in their vision
us humans only have 3
these things can literally see over 5 times as many colours as we can
literally they can look at what we would see as a completely black space and see thousands of colours we don’t even know exist
do you understand how fuCKING COOL THAT IS
not only that but they can punch a hole in an aquarium tank.
that’s pretty fucking radical.
not only punching through aquarium walls too
these little demon-spawn can punch so hard and so fast that
IT BREAKS WATER PHYSICS
their punches cause water to boil and create a bubble underwater, which kills its prey if it has contact with it, cooking them from the outside
BUT IT DOESN’T EVEN NEED TO MAKE CONTACT
the collapsing bubble sends out a shockwave strong enough to kill anything in a 10 cm diameter due to pure pressure
this fabulous sob is death incarnate and don’t forget that
Even better - the inside of that little bubble before it collapses is over 400 million degrees Kelvin, hotter than the surface of the Sun.
he is smol but fierce
TOO REAL