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I place crabs || He/They

[the-crab-placer]

Crabs

He/they

this is a sideblog but you don't get to know who runs this

I place crabs in bathtubs (and elsewhere

[the-crab-placer]

Hey i just woke up what the happ is fuckening

[mr-tenma-official]

do you like crabs

Crabs are okay! Why do you ask?

[the-crab-placer]

I have placed several live crabs in your bathtub

[i-bite-vocaloids-official]

HELL YEAH BITER'S BACK FOR A DAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Have a crab

//SAID IT ON DISCORD BUT WHO CARES, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOD!

I…

Are there really this many people who miss me?

//YEYEYE! THANK YOU!!!

[the-crab-placer]

Yes.

Like it or not

people do miss you.

[transmasc-emu-otori-archive]

Do you like crabs

Mhm!!!!!! They're very wondahoi!!! I have a plushie of one, too!!! Also they taste very good, >:3c

[the-crab-placer]

CRABS

IN YOUR HOUSE

THEY ARE INEDIBLE THOUGH

FOR YOUR OWN SAFTEY I ENCOURAGE YOU NOT TO ATTEMPT EATING THEM

[tenma-tsukasa-official]

⚡️do you like crabs

Not in my shower or bed. :)

[the-crab-placer]

WELL

THEY AREN'T IN EITHER OF THOSE PLACES THIS TIME

THEY ARE ON YOUR COUCH

[little-kamishiro-official]

do you like crabs

i like crabs yeah !! theyre very fascinating, the way they walk side to side is super cool !

[the-crab-placer]

CRABS

IN YOUR HOUSE

[new-king-kasa-official-archived]

Do you like crabs

... Um. Sure. I guess. They've got claws. I can throw them at nuisances who won't shut up.

[the-crab-placer]

WELL GUESS WHAT

CRABS

IN YOUR HOUSE

[aromantic-pianist]

Do you like crabs

um? i don't mind them!

[the-crab-placer]

CRABS

IN YOUR-

Wait

you don't have a home

...

uh. let me see if I can't just.

there.

[aromantic-pianist]

uh........??????????????

[the-crab-placer]

...that was supposed to manifest a house for you. Seems I cannot do that currently.

Regardless. there is now 1 (one) crab. Inside your current residence. somewhere.

[aromantic-pianist]

Do you like crabs

um? i don't mind them!

[the-crab-placer]

CRABS

IN YOUR-

Wait

you don't have a home

...

uh. let me see if I can't just.

there.

[the-crab-placer]

Hmm.

Perhaps.

I do not have to solely exist here for the purpose of placing crabs.

...

[kittyena]

Awnser my question, and I shall return your car ears.

Do you like crabs?

For food?

But thank you I already got them back😊😊

[the-crab-placer]

No just

In general

Anyways

CRABS

IM YOUR SEKAI

[jesterkasa-official]

do you like crabs

Mrrp.

[the-crab-placer]

...huh.

That's an issue.

Now, I think I can just.

A snap of the fingers, and poof! Uncatified.

Now, I will ask again. Do you like crabs?

[i-bite-vocaloids-official]

...do you like crabs

I always was curious how across all dimensions I've destroyed carcinization is so common, so yes I guess you could say that I do.

Why?

[the-crab-placer]

oh, simple

CRABS

IN YOUR POCKET DEMINSION

[the-crab-placer]

...that.

didn't seem to do anything.

Regardless.

[i-bite-vocaloids-official]

...do you like crabs

I always was curious how across all dimensions I've destroyed carcinization is so common, so yes I guess you could say that I do.

Why?

[the-crab-placer]

oh, simple

CRABS

IN YOUR POCKET DEMINSION

[the-crab-placer]

not to get distracted from my

duties

But something feels wrong.

[sbats-offical]

Do you like crabs

mmmmm tastey -👾

I wanna be a crab :3 - 🎨

I want a pet crab, they're my favorite animal- 🎀

Etsuko, you good? -💢

[the-crab-placer]

ask and you shall recive

CRAB

IN YOUR BATHTUB

dw he has food