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Yesterday I heard a guy say that we're closer to 2050 than 2000 and I haven't been the same since.

#I'm not recovering from this. it's only going to get worse from here.#sometimes I think I'm fine with aging. and then shit like this happens

serialsunset

#i wish i was them so badly #that grass is looking very comfy right now #they are so BEAUTIFUL TOO #kisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss #belschine #castlevania #castlevania harmony of dissonance #juste belmont #maxim kischine

The day of Juste's coming of age...

I've been meaning to make Benedict lore with this audio for SO LONG. At last... it is done. YAY !! Hopefully y'all enjoy the sadness ❤️

#this day was too important for Benedict NOT to attend #even at his own life's risk #even if it really really hurt him #for many reasons #benedict belmont #original character #crow art #animatic #akumajou dracula #juste belmont #simon belmont #the cursed siblings ❤️

Juste's coming of age day...

I've been meaning to make Benedict lore with this audio for SO LONG. And now... it is DONE. YAY !!

Hopefully y'all will enjoy the sadness ❤️

#benedict belmont #juste belmont #original character #akumajou dracula #castlevania #simon belmont #Benedict could NOT not come to his little brother's most important day #even to his own life's risk #Maxim even put on a shirt for the occasion #it truly is a day like no other

Older people keep thinking of me as their daughter figure and then DYING and I SWEAR TO GOD this HAS TO BE SOME KIND OF CURSE.

#AND THEY DON'T EVEN DIE OF OLD AGE OR SMTH #THEY DIE OF STUFF LIKE CANCER #I SWEAR EVERYBODY HAS CANCER THESE DAYS #I SURE WONDER WHY.

"We won't have to work as much thanks to AI !" THEY ARE ARGUING AGAINST UNIVERSAL PAY, ASHLEY. OF COURSE WE WON'T BE WORKING AS MUCH, WE'LL BE FUCKING DEAD. WHERE WILL YOU GET THE MONEY TO LIVE, ASHLEY ??? HELL, WHERE WILL YOU GET THE FUCKING WATER ?????

#'make more children !' STOP DESTROYING THE CHILDREN'S FUTURE AND THE PLANET THEY'RE SUPPOSE TO LIVE ON THEN #'there's not enough young people working to pay for retirement' AND ERASING MORE JOBS WHEN THERE ALREADY ARENT ENOUGH IS GONNA HELP HOW ???#'learn to use AI or end up marginalized' OH NO I'LL STILL HAVE MY BRAIN AND INTEGRITY IN A WORLD WHERE PEOPLE GAVE THEM UP FOR AI SLOP OH NO #'ai is here to stay. deal with it' JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT AFFECTED RN DOESN'T MEAN YOU WILL NEVER BE. LET'S SEE HOW YOU REACT THEN.#also pretending will be richer and more free was already a promise made during the industrial revolution #GUESS WHAT HAPPENED ASHLEY #DO YOU FEEL RICH AND FREE RIGHT NOW?#BECAUSE I KNOW THAT IT'S FUNNY TO SAY THAT THE ARGUMENTS AGAINST AI HAVE BEEN MADE AGAINST THE INTERNET OR X PRECIOUS TECHNOLOGY TOO #BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PROMISES THAT ARE MADE TO PROMOTE AI THAT WERE ALSO MADE BEFORE ??? HMMMMMMMM ???#NOT SO FUNNY NOW HUH #TURNS OUT RICH PEOPLE LIE TO MAKE YOU DUMBER AND WEAKER SO THEY CAN GET RICHER. SHOCKER.#sorry i had to vent #also sorry i made grammatical errors in the tags but the tumblr app won't allow me to fucking EDIT THE TAGS LIKE ON THE PC #AND I'M NOT DELETING THE TAGS TO REWRITE THEM TO THEN STRUGGLE TO PUT THEM BACK IN ORDER #BECAUSE THE TUMBLR APP FUCKING SUCKS AND WON'T JUST PUT THE TAG WHERE I DRAG AND DROP THEM.#UUUUUUUUUUUURGH ok I'm cool now #more or less. i can't believe there is still people believing that the goal is gonna be to make our lived more comfortable with less work.#in a LATE STAGE CAPITALISM SOCIETY.

zishiyao

#politely SCREAMING #IT LOOKS SO COOL #oh the difference between the calm Saga keeping his cool (as far as we can tell) and the heated angry Kanon <3 #I love them and I love this piece <3

somacruising

Castlevania fandom we need more impossible crack ships

We need Soma/Hector

We need Yoko/Lucy

We need Shanoa/Joachim/Laura

Time periods are just a suggestion.

Give me your favorite castlevania crack ships. whisper them to me.

the-crow-binary

Dracula/Human Mathias :3

OoE!Dracula/recently turned Mathias (pure sadistic asshole x his bratty vampire teenager phase)

Mathias/Hector

Mathias/any and all of the main male Belmonts, really ❤️

#me? treating my blorbo like the town's most famous whore?#...it's more likely than you think #i also wanna put my problematic belmont incest ships but people will try to cancel me again :(#fun fact: simon and richter married on my tomodachi life island hehe #yeah I made all the Belmonts but didn't tell the game they were related in any way #exactly so they could do stuff like this #and i regret NOTHING #anyways. good to be back to impossible time-traveling crackships ❤️ reminds me of my saint seiya days... ❤️#'it's impossible they were living in different e-' sorry i'm busy writing them tongue each other what were you saying?

I am THIS 🤏 close to start a new religion of my own and gaslight everyone into thinking it always existed just to shut up the people who use their religion to be bigots. Like sorry your God is an asshole, mine actually don't think people deserve eternal hellfire for doing stuff that doesn't harm anyone. Sorry your God forces you to live a certain way even when it's not fulfilling for you, mine actually respects my free will. Oh you think I made up this God just because you don't believe in it? Rude. I don't believe in yours either so maybe YOU'RE the one with a made up god. Oh, a lot of people believe in your god and feel his presence? Well have you heard of the literal thousands of other religions with believers that have the exact same experiences and are just as convinced as you that they're right? Clearly that doesn't mean anything. So anyway let me tell you about our bread and savior Daholybaguette

#i swear i feel their presence too. totally a real religion. my god is the real god.#you don't have to believe it just respect it and leave me alone #my god said i should always doubt their existence and the existence of other deities in order to not fall into hatred #oh you think I'm lost? i think you're lost too !! gotcha #doubt means accepting you might be wrong. so never assume you're more right and superior than your neighbor.#and let them live their lives as they wish. for one day you could realize that you were mistaken. and THEN you'd feel like a massive bitch.#something not harmful is something not bad.#also eat your veggies

the-crow-binary

My dad got me Tomodachi life: living the dream, and so far I have three variants of my boy Benedict, his little brother Juste Belmont, and @monochromatictoad 's boy Richard ❤️ It's fun ❤️

the-crow-binary

Update: I added Mathias, Hector, Trevor and Dracula

Mathias is now dating Evil!Benedict

Juste is in love with Richard

Richard is in love with Benedict

Benedict is in love with Hector

And Hector is in love with Trevor

A lot of heartbreaks are going to occur and I am NOT ready for any of them 😭

#crowmodachi life #they should all just kiss #do they really HAVE to be monogamous? :(

My dad got me Tomodachi life: living the dream, and so far I have three variants of my boy Benedict, his little brother Juste Belmont, and @monochromatictoad 's boy Richard ❤️ It's fun ❤️

#crowmodachi life