[maykrs-deactivated20220414]

i hate sid

[weedass]

[weedass]

im so obsessed w the quagmire dubstep

[weedass]

autist whose special interest is beer and alcohol

[weedass]

trying to figure out from images how tall the bed is in the hotel room ill be staying in so that i can pre plan sex positions based on the angle id be getting it from him standing

[tockthewatchdog]

how 2025 has felt

[itmeansalot]

now that were alone, do you want to touch swags?

[weedass]

dude they changed the app so much again how tf it feels like an old version too…

[queer-as-city-folk]

Hope for the democratic party?

[mezzodical]

that whole "lol my boyfriend was looking at the wikipedia page for wind!" "my boyfriend was eating sausage reading about sausage!" post bothers me so much why are we once again pretending that something like. BEING CURIOUS ABOUT THE WORLD. is a guy thing. this is "how often do you think about the roman empire" again. this is "boys will be boys! (something silly and cool)" it's girl dinner. only guys read wikipedia or have random thoughts or think about history lol!!! lol!!!!!! what does that imply that girls are interested in

[destruccion-mutua-asegurada]

*taking the gun out of my mouth and leaving an uncomfortably erotic trail of saliva* wait i just had a great idea

[robinstome]

Jerry Seinfeld says that you could never do Seinfeld today but one time when I was really high I fell asleep and dreamed a new episode where Jerry came out of the closet as a trans woman and Elaine wanted to be supportive so she gifted Jerry a dress that she didn't really like but when Jerry wore the dress out she got tons of compliments and Elaine gets super pissed about it because she never got any compliments when she wore it but couldn't say anything because she didn't want anyone to call her a fake ally.

[weedass]

i miss my bf sooo much rn

[weedass]

i need to do my tshot before this edible hits

[segamascott]

[ovur]

Thank you for adding that anime girl reaction image, it was very much needed.

[dogpuppy]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

why is it funny to me that its behind a tree