100% Heretic, 200% Swag @the-dank-also-rises-blog - Tumblr Blog

This blog is about as active as the amount of people who care about the sun.

#^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^#stop following it or i feel obligated to check on it and make shitty 420 jokes

"What have I stumbled upon..."

“You ain’t dank enough, so you can stumble right back to where you came from, sweetheart.”

Finger snaps.

#summonerlotus

puff puff pass. "The dank also rises"

puff puff pass back. “And fuck the sun, man. Have you ever considered why we even have that thing? It’s all bright and shitty to look at. Duuuude what if we just got a huge ladder and went in the sky and just like got rid of the sun?”

#DUUUUUUUUUUUDE #pls #runic-exile

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Diana would gaze at herself "um what?" //😂😂

Blows smoke in your face.

“Stop looking at me. Weirdo.”

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Diana would huff “how rude of you”

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Continues to blow.

“You’re rude for calling yourself rude.”

Diana would gaze at herself "um what?" //😂😂

Blows smoke in your face.

“Stop looking at me. Weirdo.”

#lunargodessdiana

This blog is about as active as the amount of people who care about the sun.

#that's no one #no one cares about the bitch ass sun

*raises mediation pipe* "does the dank rise moon lady?"

Leans in and whispers in Yi's ear...."The dank.... Also....Rises....."

#thewujubladesman

Recruiting Lunari.

Requirements: Swag

Marijuana to inject

???

Swag

Diana, get the hell in MY bed.

"Get your Sun Elders out of my face and then we'll talk sweet cheeks." She wouldn't slap Leona this time, but it was definitely a consideration.

#leonaradiantdawn

"praise the...." Draven stared at Diana. "DRAVEN."

Shanks Draven.

By following this blog you have agreed to the terms and conditions:

1. You agree that Leona is a faggot

2. You agree that Diana is the dankiest moon bitch

3. That you will never say "praise the sun" (even ironically) in Diana's presence (this triggers the moon lady).

4. You agree that if you ever buy weed it has to be from Diana or one of her associates (Malcolm GravEZZZ).

5. You are okay with getting branded with a Lunari symbol to show your devotion to our beautiful moon goddess, Diana

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Imagine your OTP smoking weed for the first time.

"Dating The Chosen of the Sun seems good on paper. But in practice her bitch boy elders just try to sacrifice you to their dark lord, the sun. I don't recommend it."

#i shanked them #deny my dank no longer fuck boys