I’m Batman

I’m Batman || any pronouns

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About

This is an unaffiliated, indie RP blog run by the Aquarium System (our main is@willlikesfish.) Anyone is welcome to send asks, but we are not interested in interacting with other RP blogs or AUs. This blog is run on a queue. Thank you for respecting our boundaries.

This blog aims to be a safe space. Racists, Nazis, queerphobes, TERFs, RadFems, transcum, anti-vaxx/anti-mask, pro-Israel, pro-diet/pro-ED/fatphobes, and exclusionists will be blocked on sight.

I do my best, but I am one person and I will make mistakes. Never hesitate to contact me when I do so so that I may correct it and avoid causing further harm.

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The only thing separating us from the army of stick bug/Joe Biden hybrids that the CIA is working on somewhere is that we're too understimulated by chewing on hay for hours on end to realize that Dr. Quack leaving Webkinz World was the beginning of the end

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what are the secrets of your BatSauce?

Nothing Gordon Ramsay will ever know

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would you be willing to hear about blorbo? they’re from my shows

Is he a criminal?

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I AM THE PINNACLE OF MENTAL HEALTH

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✨🌈:D✨💫

I'll never get the glitter out of the Batmobile

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I'm not allowed to play Scattergories. All my answers are bat

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do you have any comments regarding the idea that you will be voiced by chris pratt

god no god oh no god fuck fuck me fuck shit titty fuck no no no god no oh my fucking god no dear god please no fuck fuck fuck fuck no

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do the bats have eyes

The windows into their bat-souls

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ain't your true nemesis gravity? smh

Mark Hamill is the natural predator of the bat. Even he must surrender to gravity. Like a horse.

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🎵oh mr batman, bat me a man. make them as cute as. a hat on a can🎵

🎵 Mr. Batman bat me a maaaaaaaaaaaaaan 🎵

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🦇

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you should know mx. man, the stakes of the plinko are high

I'm prepared to follow the horse to superhell riding the backs of superstitious and cowardly criminals.

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Gordon Ramsay must never learn the secrets to my secret BatSauce™

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Put me in the plinko. I'll beat it. I'm Batman.

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I return to vanquish my arch nemesis: Mark Hamill

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I am darkness! I am the night! I'm wasting away in margaritaville searchin for my lost shaker of salt some people claim that there's a woman to blame but I know, it's my own damn fault