"I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts

Hi! My name's Leo Valdez. Son of Esperanza Valdez and Hephaestus. Yep, that's right. I'm talkin about the Greek God of fire and forges and all that. I still don't understand why he's not the God of volcanoes and stuff, but hey, that's an upstairs issue. Independent RP blog for Leo Valdez from Heroes of Olympus, post The Lost Hero.

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[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[sa2ha]

mood

[mitski-miyawakis]

[that-twink-over-there]

Reblog if you’re a little internet friend who finds this funny

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[thatmebpd]

THEY CAN’T ABANDON YOU IF YOU PUSH THEM AWAY FIRST

[imaspecialfireproofboy]

This is Squall Leonhart 100%.

[becauseimdivergent]

Plot twist

Harry Potter wakes up in hospital. “Welcome back. You’ve been in a coma for 8 years” says the doctor. “You ran face first into a wall lmao”

[4you]

NO

[jkrowingisaterf]

Plot Twist: 

Mrs Weasley makes all her kids volunteer at the hospital, and she encourages ron to go talk to the coma patient who’s his age that no one ever visits

hermione is a smart girl who volunteers to read to coma patients in the hospitals

at first ron is like “back the fuck off, this is my gig” cause he’s 11 and he doesn’t like girls yet, but soon the two of them start to get along, and they talk to each other and pretend to include comatose harry in the conversation.

and ginny, who is still totally a badass, but also a hopeless romantic, kisses him like he’s sleeping beauty and might wake up

they both get weirdly protective of the boy the same age as them, who’s been in a coma for so long, and get really mad when the Dursleys decide to pull the plug

(petunia actually feels bad about it, because she did love her sister and harry is all there is left of her)

so ron and hermione hatch this elaborate scheme to keep harry alive by moving him around the hospital, so the doctors can’t ever find him

they get caught, and harry gets taken off life support and monitor gives out one long beep, and he’s dead

and then suddenly his heart starts beating again, and he blinks is eyes and sits up and goes “Ron? Hermione? …you don’t look how i pictured…”

and it turns out that harry really did have a lot of money left to him by his parents, and if he’d died the dursleys would have gotten all of it (vernon’s evil plot, prolly), but it’s 8 years later and he’s legal and gets all of it

but Mrs. Weasley totally takes him in because all of the weasley have grown fond of him over the years, despite never really getting to know him.

PS: hagrid was the janitor that talked to harry during the night shift

PPS: snape was the orderly who was always a little too rough with harry when cleaning him up or changing his sheets, because he didn’t give a fuck the kids in a coma, but then was surprisingly helpful to ron and hermione when they were trying to keep harry alive

[fuckyeahcommunity]

*slams fist on table* YES

[jathis]

Neville visits his parents who are patients in the same hospital. Sometimes he sits and talks to Harry.

[ship-builder1]

And Dumbledore was an old patient at the hospital who has brain problems and always found his way into Harry’s room, and would always say weird, but helpful stuff to Harry

[vh1]

[imaspecialfireproofboy]

She understands the struggle.

[argentuums]

that’s all we ever were…right, sis?

[xeccamflare]

[boys-and-suicide-deactivated201]

RIP Kirby, Pass it on

He died at the age of 36- found unconscious in his house, unknown cause of death

[cydbys]

Remember his name, guys. He is not just Kirby, he’s Windell Middlebrooks. 

[doodlepearl]

:(

[stopwhitepeopleforever]

White gays: Blacks aren’t that cute + they disappear in the dark lol

White Gays: Asians can’t top

White Gays: Call me Sheniqua that’s my inner black woman

White Gays: Mexicans are cute, but like, only Enrique Iglesias types no beaners

Gay PoC: This is why you’re problematic to the gay community

White Gays: 

[imaspecialfireproofboy]

I'm a white gay, and I agree with none of this. I know plenty of cute AF black guys, my first time I was topped by an Asian, I have no inner black woman because I'm fabulous enough on my own, all Mexicans are fucking SEXY AS HELL, and I find this a little stereotypically offensive.

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[ohhjenesuispas]

I will reblog this every time.

[papayapetal]

Literally this.

[seauxamerican-deactivated201705]

THERE IS SUCH A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THE EDUCATION SYSTEM WHEN STUDENTS ARE IN TEARS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND WAKE UP EVERY SINGLE MORNING WANTING TO THROW UP AT THE THOUGHT OF GETTING OUT OF BED WHILE THINKING THAT THEY’D RATHER BE DEAD THAN GO TO SCHOOL

[seauxamerican-deactivated201705]

eleven thousand people can relate to this post. that’s not okay. 

[gwendolynstacy]

i don’t think it’s possible for baby harp seals to be more adorable if they tried:

just look at 

their little bodies!

and noses!?!?!

and their big eyes!!!

and the way they slide all over 

and thIS ONE???

IT’S SMILING LOOK AT IT

BABY SEALS ARE PRECIOUS THAT IS ALL 

[mrasayf]

I gave up on background

the guardian

[iraffiruse]

[indianajcnes]

well this is rEALLY CUTE.

[heartsetwest]

IT’S THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN.

[bunbunmyeon]

I have reblogged this at least 5 times and I don’t care

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[thelittlestonedfox]

I usually don’t reblog these but oh my god

i love retail robin

[stonedpervert-blog]

That bird is on point.

[imaspecialfireproofboy]

As a cashier, I can verify, this is painfully true.

[ivdp]

Frank thinks the time is right, but he feels a bit lost. Who else to ask but his faithful and supporting guy friends?

[whatbigotspost]

Nicholas Lord, a Navy sailor since 2008 currently on active duty, is under investigation after threatening to rape a young woman who is a Navy recruit.

The young woman posted a photo of herself on Facebook, captioning it to say she’s proud of how she’s working hard to get in shape for the Navy, and she’s excited to be leaving soon. The photo was shared on the page for her Delayed Entry Program for her fellow Navy recruits.

Nicholas Lord, who is not a current recruit and who has been serving in the Navy since 2008, then commented:

You’ll end up pregnant real soon you fucking wh***. If I could and I knew you, I’d hold you down and rape you.

The next day, Lord gloated about his threat on his Facebook page, updating his status to say he’d been “trolling feminist pages.” In case it needs to be said, the Facebook page for a Navy program is not a “feminist page.” It’s a Navy recruiting page. (x) (x)

I don’t know what the Navy’s punishment system is like, but I hope he gets the worst possible. I hope they investigate his past history in the military, too. If he’s bold enough to outright threaten female recruits, under his own name, on public, Navy-run social media, I seriously doubt he hasn’t harassed and threatened female sailors. He may even have raped them.

Especially given the military’s problem with letting men get away with harassment and rape, they need to severely punish him.

[boxingcleverrr]

Send it viral, and he will see ramifications.

[reblogalert]

If you only reblog one thing today I hope it’s this.

[geekylittlecephalopod-deactivat]

Reblogging for signal boost, and to add TW