The Demagogue

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[alpha--arietis]

personally i am not an inquisitive woman.

[the-demagogue]

are you sure. have you checked recently.

[alpha--arietis]

also i hope that wasn’t like. the last / only one. or endangered or something. that would suck.

[protagonist-reviews]

and if it was? what were you gonna do. call a zoo

[alpha--arietis]

call the discovery channel Boy Do I Have A Thing For You Guys

[protagonist-reviews]

they are not going to believe you

[alpha--arietis]

they would believe me. get that mf who does river monsters in

[the-demagogue]

nono my guy you gotta get that team of hillbillies in the uhh

mountain monsters

[alpha--arietis]

large cartoonish bites taken out of concrete. i’m so. understimulated that i might go insane

[the-demagogue]

here king

[alpha--arietis]

trick or treat motherfucker (from @the-demagogue)

this could be us. trick? treat? probably a trick

also a song

[the-demagogue]

god you don't even know how funny this is do you

banging song though

[the-demagogue]

they called me that in high school too

[bkh-s-7449]

"Quite serious" or "protocol violation" .??

[the-demagogue]

protocall me a violation because i quit my serious

[bkh-s-7449]

We do not believe that anyone called you that. In “high school”.

[the-demagogue]

how dare you imply that i would lie. on the internet!

[bkh-s-7449]

It is quite serious. And a protocol violation !

[the-demagogue]

they called me that in high school too

[bkh-s-7449]

We do not believe that anyone called you that. In “high school”.

[the-demagogue]

how dare you imply that i would lie. on the internet!

[alpha--arietis]

[alpha—arietis has posted a picture.]

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: It’s Aries! He is a man with dark curly hair that reaches just below his ears and a pair of side burns. He looks unshaven with wide brow eyes. However, right now he’s got a toothy, bloody grin on his face. He has a single boot propped up on the body of some kind of boar-thing. It has eight arms, all poking out at off angles. The very ends of its legs where the hooves should be are all hairless, humanoid hands which are now uncurled and lax. Aries is holding up the boar-thing’s head in a single bloody fist. It’s face is partially a boar, partially some sort of crested thing with long facial tendrils. It still seems to be oozing blood. Aries is bruised and beaten and bloody but with only a pistol in his hand, he is alive.]

[the-demagogue]

hey do you wanna kiss about this

[protagonist-reviews]

Researching the supernatural.

I came believe you have all these stupid names for slot. "Licks"? Hello? Do you want them to sound like something to be dangerous and wary of or something that fell out of a tootsie pop commercial?

[cherrybombflash]

i want them to be embarrased to exist. hope this helps ♡

[protagonist-reviews]

"Hey guys I made up a new slur. It makes me sound like I just stepped out of fourth grade. No, no, it's embarrassing for them when I call them a poopy-head. Why are you laughing stop laughing at me!!!"

[the-demagogue]

to their credit, if someone came after me and went "ahhhh!! it's a fucky wucky! kill it!!" i'd be too busy laughing to do anything

[bkh-s-7449]

What are you. Advertising to us….

[holy-market]

Oops!

[the-demagogue]

moist magic is what they called me in high school

[alpha--arietis]

everyone hating on the hole in the woods lifestyle

[throatslug]

I would love to be in a hole in the woods!

[alpha--arietis]

hole lovers rise up.

[the-demagogue]

did someone say hole lovers

[the-demagogue]

the real answer to the question is "everything is real somewhere" and you gotta ask people in the same somewhere

[alpha--arietis]

hi can you actually commune through dreams

[the-demagogue]

well, now that would be telling.

ok yeah but like. not really commune. that's more on a demon's side of work

[alpha--arietis]

i more mean can we hang out via dream

i’m not making deals or pacts atm

[the-demagogue]

oh if you want yeah

wait actually. do you know any asl?

[alpha--arietis]

only a little. i can learn more 4 you but only if you promise not to like take over my body or torture me or poke my brain or. like. you know. other stuff

[the-demagogue]

well i mean.

ok so the asl is very important for that first part and i gotta do the third one to get in there but it won't be any of the second part.

also you gotta prommy to not freak out

[alpha--arietis]

lemme think on this a little actually, okay?

[the-demagogue]

go for it

i can like for realsy promise you i'm not gonna possess your body buuuut i'm working on that whole 'interacting with humans' thing still

[the-demagogue]

the real answer to the question is "everything is real somewhere" and you gotta ask people in the same somewhere

[alpha--arietis]

hi can you actually commune through dreams

[the-demagogue]

well, now that would be telling.

ok yeah but like. not really commune. that's more on a demon's side of work

[alpha--arietis]

i more mean can we hang out via dream

i’m not making deals or pacts atm

[the-demagogue]

oh if you want yeah

wait actually. do you know any asl?

[alpha--arietis]

only a little. i can learn more 4 you but only if you promise not to like take over my body or torture me or poke my brain or. like. you know. other stuff

[the-demagogue]

well i mean.

ok so the asl is very important for that first part and i gotta do the third one to get in there but it won't be any of the second part.

also you gotta prommy to not freak out

[the-demagogue]

the real answer to the question is "everything is real somewhere" and you gotta ask people in the same somewhere

[alpha--arietis]

hi can you actually commune through dreams

[the-demagogue]

well, now that would be telling.

ok yeah but like. not really commune. that's more on a demon's side of work

[alpha--arietis]

i more mean can we hang out via dream

i’m not making deals or pacts atm

[the-demagogue]

oh if you want yeah

wait actually. do you know any asl?

[the-demagogue]

the real answer to the question is "everything is real somewhere" and you gotta ask people in the same somewhere

[alpha--arietis]

hi can you actually commune through dreams

[the-demagogue]

well, now that would be telling.

ok yeah but like. not really commune. that's more on a demon's side of work

[the-demagogue]

the real answer to the question is "everything is real somewhere" and you gotta ask people in the same somewhere

[alpha--arietis]

btw what else is real

[the-demagogue]

me but only for the bit

[alpha--arietis]

oh you’re something weird huh. do you wanna kiss about it

[the-demagogue]

we're racking up the kiss tax on here huh bud