Hello, Hello, Hello... Greetings From Hell

Because you go to Heaven for the climate and Hell for the company, I’m giving you the best company there is: Myself. So go on-- amuse me.

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Franz von Stuck, Lucifer, (1890)

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Welcome back, Lu! I've missed seeing you on my dash!

Thank you, and It's good to be back!

 Best regards from Hell,

The Lord of Darkness (or that one handsome devil)

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Quote of the Week

"And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan."

-- John Wing

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Angel and Devil Love on We Heart It.

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I Love Lucifer Episode 49

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Look at this handsome cat not giving a single fuck.

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When I gain new followers

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I call this upside down yoga.

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A Necessary Note

Greetings gracious followers that have remained even after my rather lengthy disappearance—especially after I was stating that I was back and ready to rumble and then I didn’t quite “rumble.”  Or post.  Or whatever.  Actually the schematics probably don’t matter, what matters is that I would like to thoroughly apologize.  After all, I promised the return of my lame jokes (c’mon you know they are), but then *whoosh* off I went to impress Houdini.  Actually, I’ll be honest I was debating whether or not to continue this blog… for a ridiculously long time. 

Well, you can evidently see what I finally decided so here I am again ready to resurrect this little “pet project” of mine while hoping all along the way that I can continue to keep some happy followers (if not then go ahead and let me know what you’d like to see.  Some examples may include limericks, haikus, or perhaps you’re more into puns—all of the infernal kind, of course.)    

Thank you very much.

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I HAVE RETURNED

(Tah-Dah!~)

Okay, okay, so placing the lame attempted dramatic entry out of the way...

Yes, I am currently back and would like to profusely thank those of you that continued to follow me during my period of prolonged absence.  For those of you that are wondering where I vanished off to well, long story short: my laptop was in the midst of attempting to reach the electronic after life.

Now with the cursing and battling out of the way, we can hopefully get this show back on the road once more.  Thank you.

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I have just realized having hooves means I cannot go skiing.

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Snakes Wearing Hats [via] Previously: Cats Wearing Animal Hats

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Yawning snakes are literally the most adorable thing on this planet.

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OH MY GOD I’M GONNA CRY