THE ELITIST EYE

Celebrities are just like like us, only sometimes they're worse. We're watching you, Hollywood. xoxo - T.E.E

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The Flavor of the Month

Mr Jawline has been on the most eligible bachelor list for quite some time now. Those nicely lined pockets and generously lined boxers have been in the corner of my eye for as long as I can remember. Yes, we all know he has a teen running around probably following in his daddy’s footsteps and knocking up coeds, but I could be a stepmother.

Too bad though, it seems we have all missed our chance ladies, and fellas. Recently a leggy tanned Brazilian has been seen frequenting the Velasquez estate, and quite often. Most women seem to come for a bit and then leave, if they even end up staying the whole night. Rumor has it he’s even paying for her place, as well as a new vehicle of hers. But let’s get real here, she’s probably just in it for the money, I would be.

So he’s basically whipped and we’re shit out of luck, sorry ladies.

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come spill the tea, debate, and keep it real with queen eve.

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Scar May Just Leave Em Too

Our favorite Dinosaur fighting superhero has been seen running around with the spunky pint sized blonde who throws the punches right back to the men who take a jab at her on live TV. The two have been seen at both his place and hers, and well as occasionally running around LA when they’re not shooting blockbusters and following whatever football player made whatever touchdown or whatever. But our southern belle spends much of her time with her costars, and from what I’ve heard that round table spreads the love around. I can only imagine, talking about men in tights chasing after a ball must get one so hot and heavy. She’s also been seen with one of LAs finest, grabbing dinner and coffee from time to time. So just how many men has this Georgia peach, or Alabama's equivalent, hooked with that southern drawl of hers? Our villain stopping hero is playing the good guy in this scenario. As always his rep won’t give us any details, as he wants to keep his affairs private. We’re aware, that why we want the details. But for now let’s hope the shortie doesn’t rip his heart out, and if she does he should return the favor and rip his shirt off and show off that body that could guard my galaxy any day. So when that happens, give me a call Nash. I can mend whatever scar Scar leaves behind.

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Catching Up With The Carpenters

Mr Deep Pockets, Adrian Carpenter, seems to be under the spell of some music teacher, who can’t even appreciate that mans broad shoulders in a tailored Armani suit. But she’s French, so I’m sure they very well practiced in the language of love, and when it’s dark does it even matter if you can see?

The other Tucker, or Carpenter, hasn’t been heard from, so has his days of ‘working’ at the casino caught up to him? We reached out to his big bad brother, but he’s not talking. Go figure, those English keep everything to themselves. So British. So sexy.

And as per usual, we still have no idea where Adrian’s baby mama is, rumor has it she’s trying to get the heir to the Carpenter fortune back in her custody. That poor women probably realized how poor she is, and is try to sink her teeth back into that money, we all know I would. But from what I hear he’s not letting up on his little princess at all, so stay on that you protective papa. And if you need another baby to spoil, I’ll call you daddy. Your music teacher can watch, or I guess listen.

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                                                 Haus de Flop

Forget about being  too drunk to stand, Tuesday night  Logan Marie van der Hausen was too intoxicated to take a seat. Plummeting to the floor as she attempted to take a seat, the dark haired fiend took a spill as she collided with the floor. Van Der Hausen was meeting with a few investors when this spill occurred. Sources tell us the woman was hosting a party in celebration of her newest collection hitting the public. A friend tells us:

“Logan was so excited about this new line, she was proud of how dark and edgy this one had came out she figured what better way to celebrate than with a party.”

A few years ago we  had caught wind about how the tatted muse and her battle with alcoholism Tuesday's accident only confirms that maybe those rumors were more than true, they were spot on. Someone should have encouraged her to stay away from the free open bar nothing is more dangerous than an intoxicated designer trying to win the hearts of her investors. Let’s just say her big flop wasn't the only thing that took a nose dive. Though she was so proud of her latest collection, critics went in it’s pieces. Elouise Greenly did not shy away when making her comments public about the collection:

“ Who knew it was physically possible to put utter shit on clothing, if the concept of this collection was death she went beyond and out of her way to kill my eyesight.”

Hello, life alert, yes I think Logan Van Der Hausen needs some assistance and fast.

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Big Shot Producer Snags Another Up And Commer

Jerome Miller has been stirring up quite a buzz this year after signing about five new artist to his label. It’s no surprise that Miller is on the hunt to continue adding quality artist to his empire but some are beginning to question what is his real motivation behind these back to back signings. Looking back at last year Arkaik’s feud with Vice Records was brutal. After Vice lured about 25% of Arkaik’s artists into their label, one being rap artist King Orozo, Miller took to twitter and made a statement .

“ When you sign an artist you do it with the intent of allow the world hear what all that artist has to offer. Being apart of a label creates that bond of loyalty, or so you think. Along the way people lose that then you realise they are better off elsewhere.”

Since the year has started we've caught wind of Miller snagging a few artists from other labels and signing up and comers like Kirty Boneta, Reese Poehler and now Ace The Kid formerly known as Ace Daley. The rapper had been signed to Modcian,  a smaller yet lucrative label that really influenced underground rap. The rapper had been with the label for about two years and really grew his name and image there. Sources tell us that when Miller caught wind of Ace’s contract being up with the label the musical genius swooped in before Modcian had a chance to renew with the rapper. Can you smell a budding rivalry? Arkaik has been known as the label that pushes the limits but has the label also become the label that creates beef? Making them no better than Vice. With Arkaik’s upcoming 20th anniversary we're curious to see what else Arkaik will continue to bring to the table even if Miller plans on dragging a few labels down to prove that Arkaik is still what’s hot in the streets.

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Blonde Typhoon Coming For You

For some reason we all keep tabs on models. What they eat, what they don’t eat, who’s runway they’re tramping down, and who’s dick they’re on. Lately a certain blonde has been seen with a certain darker skinned DJ just about everyone wants a piece of. But isn’t this the same blonde who ran around with the legal representation for the stars, Mr Asher Winters? And I believe that ruined her oh so wonderful relationship with that what’s his name mechanic who no one understood why that was a thing. Because hunny...

We can only guess how many homes she’s wrecked after that. Little Miss Aubree was seen with quiet a few men, and it wouldn’t surprise me if she picked up some ladies in her rampage too. But between sleeping with everyone and whatever else models do Little Miss Aubree wasn’t so little anymore. Blondie put on some pounds, and then low and behold her contract with Vickies Secret was never renewed. Wonder what the not so secret deal with that was.

Either way, her new beau seems to like a little more to hold on to, since he’s still holding on. But we’ll see just how long he can, because this one seems to leave a trail of men in her wake. And Mr DJ, you may just be another.

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“I am the OG” A Bitchfest Smackdown

You would think while working for an already male dominated  network   there would be peace and tranquility amongst its female staff. Guess again. Last month we caught wind that  Scarlett Cunningham and Monica Turner  have their daggers out for one another.  After being paired together to film a segment for their network ESPN, off camera the two were constantly going at each other’s throats. An on looker referred to their catty bickering as childish and unprofessional stating Tuner yelled out

“I am the OG around here sweetheart.”.

The on looker tells us Cunningham could have cared less if she was an OG or not, the blonde was ready to hit Turner. It was no secret that Turner was furious when Cunningham’s show had replaced her time slot. A source revealed to us that Cunningham and Turner where never found of each other to begin with and that Cunningham taking her slot was the icing on the cake. Most of us know Turner as that vibrant prime time face we see dishing it out with Stephen Smith but this is a whole different side of her.  Cunningham  has been known to bring that comforting southern drawl to the network, and let’s just say the girl knows her stuff. Shes been promoted three times in the following years and we know it’s much more than her charm. When reaching out to Cunningham and Turner's publicist  neither of them have touched back with us.

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Soulful Allen Sells Out Shows and Dating Victoria Secret model. 

Sounds like America just got a little more soulful with the sounds and possible new home Flynn Allen the British singer- songwriter who is blowing up the charts and breaking hearts. With his hit song ‘Thinking Out Loud’,  his sold out tour, to his instagram which just passed 3.7 million followers. The young man is on fire with his red hair as well as his attitude. If you ever have the chance to meet Allen he’s a regular guy from everyone. 

However whats not regular about him is his suspected relationship with Karlie Kloss! What man can say he’s dating one of the best supermodels in the business. Kloss who is retiring from modeling to go to NYU to work on her degree has said that Allen is a great guy and they’re good friends who met when he preformed at the 2014 fashion show. Friends? We think there is more to this story. 

Do you ship Kallen?

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Maddison Szhor...Pregnant!?

Is our favorite little shit talker finally keeping things on the down low? Maddi has been seen with her friend Nova Cian as well as her sisters Melody and Mikaela more so then not. It’s been known the blonde has been bouncing back from her other half leaving her for a better. We mean that is the most honest way he was the nicer side to her harsh tongue. We’re not used to the quieter side of the blonde which has been spotted more recently. As well as opting for water over wine when dining out, not to mention her sudden liking for looser fitting clothing.

It begs the question is she pregnant? Will there be a little nerd bitch hybrid in the near future? According to her manager she is not commenting. Well usually that’s a good confirmation of things when they decline to comment. Well congratulations Maddi! We look forward to a baby shower filled with dirt as a special on E!

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Hollywood Writer Splits from Long Time Girlfriend, she Rebounds with Lyrical Genius

Well ladies and gentleman Trevor Kaufman is back on the market after it was leaked to us that he and his long time friend who became his live in girlfriend have split after a year. It was no surprise when you think about the fact that Ms.Cardosa is a surgical resident at Cedar Sinai Medical Center. While Mr.Kaufman has been scene around LA with a couple women since the split. Sources tell us he is doing well and focusing on his show which will be back for it’s sophomore season this fall. 

Normally we would be on the side of Kaufman, bodily fluids on your other half when they come home everyday? Can you say ew?! Looking into her background it seems that Ms. Cardosa has a problem keeping the men in her life interested in her for more then a few months. Her longest relationship ended when she chose her career. However it’s been no surprise that Ms.Cardosa or as most people call her Khloe is friends with some of Hollywood’s favorites. Now she’s been spotted herself with our favorite up and coming rapper Ace Daley. A source close to Ms.Cardosa says her and Daley have been friends since before she and Kaufman got together. Now they’ve been spending more time together since he’s working on finishing his album here at home. Long nights, early mornings, and fast food runs we’ve been told is the usual for these two.

So what do you think? Do you think Trevor will be able to find a new catch who can put up with his hatred of California? Or will he go back to NY to find romance. The world is waiting Trevor. As for Ms.Cardosa...Haven’t you learned that you’re only a flavor of the week? 

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Jerome Miller’s Newest Project is Revealed at the Billboard Awards.

People just couldn’t take their eyes off of their screen this past Sunday night as the 2015 Billboard awards took place in Vegas. There were many unpleasant surprises like the winner for Top Rap Artist and Top Rap Song which clearly belonged to everyone else that was nominated except the actual winner. But it wasn’t all sad and disappointing than we expected. 

Everyone from Mariah Carey to Kendall Jenner made their appearance that night but everyone was really surprised when music producer and mogul Jerome Miller showed up with a very unknown guest. It turns out Mr. Miller isn’t having a mid life crisis and picking up high schoolers as dates but was actually being accompanied by his newest signed artist. Nobody expected this young lady to look well... really young. In an interview at the red carpet, Miller introduced her as Kirty Boneta, a very shy and awkward petite girl who seemed up way past her bedtime. It seemed Ms. Boneta decided to ditch her prom and attend the Billboard awards at the last minute. Lucky her. Miller asked everyone watching not to judge a book by it’s cover clearly knowing what we were all thinking just by looking at his new artist. “She has a voice you wouldn’t believe.” Miller said in the interview. He also made an extremely big statement that a few couldn’t believe. “I’m gonna get slammed for this but Mariah Carey you got competition.” 

When asked about her future plans, Ms.Boneta stumbled on her words and in a low squeaky voice said she was “busy in the studio.” People certainly commented on how Miller could go from the wild child Cassadee Clayton to a boring and simple looking artist like Kirty Boneta. Only time will tell if Mr. Miller did right by signing her to his label or if this will be time wasted and money not well spent.

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Music Producer Jerome Miller reveals next big project... Sort of.

It’s no secret that Jerome Miller is one of the hottest music producers and business men of the world today. His label Arkaik Records recently celebrated its 20th anniversary with an exclusive party you’d have to be the biggest of the biggest to attend. The guests on that list included none other than Kanye West,  Lei Bridges, Diego Casillas, as well as his protege Cassadee Clayton. But it seems that Miller isn’t just throwing extravagant parties but he may have already found his next big star. 

There has been talk that Miller has been hard at work in the studio with a new artist he recently signed but everything has been kept quiet... Until now. Two days ago Mr. Miller was extremely chatty on his social media posting two throw back Thursdays on his Instagram and Twitter featuring Nicki Minaj and Cassadee Clayton. It wasn’t long before thousands of likes and comments were received from his fans and also some really nice questions everyone wanted the answers to like what was he up to that Thursday night to which Mr. Miller responded “Making magic happen.” It seemed like his fans weren’t really satisfied with that short answer so they continued to ask for more. Known for giving the people what they want but not without a little teasing, Miller took to Twitter to ask “You guys really wanna know?”. Within seconds the hashtag “Wewannaknow” was the number one trend in the world which certainly answered his question. 

The answer apparently came in two parts and they both included pictures and captions. The first picture was posted on his Twitter of him and another producer in the studio titled “Looking ahead to the future.” It wasn’t that big of a shock to any of us who figured that was what he had been referring to in his earlier tweet. But the second answer was certainly a big surprise to all. The picture which was posted on his Instagram included the back of a young petite woman with long golden brown hair sitting down in what looked like to be a recording booth. The picture was captioned “Gave you some throwbacks, now we lookin ahead at the future. #yaaintready.” But of course this only created even more questions which Miller only replied with a wink and “Patience.” tweet. Guess we and everyone else in the world is going to have to sit and wait until Jerome Miller decides that we’re ready.

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Sexy and sultry fashion designer Tasia Guzman seen leaving Club Smash alone in Beverly Hills on Friday.

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Ace Daley over here pulling some Frank Ocean ass shit with no album. I don't have the time.

Apparently neither does he, the on the rise rapper has been working on his album for nearly two years and we have yet to see the receipts. Our source over at Arkaik claims Ace does not feel confident in his music and is considering trashing the whole album together. Is his producer calling him a big waist of time? Not yet, apparently the rappers mixtape has helped with the demand and need of his album within his fanbase, but we all know mixtapes don’t bring in money. As for his next step, I am unsure but I will say  something else has been keeping Ace busy, for the love of god let it not be another one of those white heathens he is so found of.