Uh.

nah

[the-flapwagon-archives]

just woke up from a coma after 8 and a half years. i didn't miss any pandemics while i was out, did i? i'd be pissed if i did

[the-flapwagon-archives]

Come back to tumblr

no

[the-flapwagon-archives]

now imagine me dragon my balls across your face.

No!! I dont want to

[the-flapwagon-archives]

i've gotten 15 new followers in the past month. WHAT are you people DOING

is it not explicitly clear that i'm not using this blog anymore. did you not notice the three full pages of nothing but "i'm not using this blog anymore"

you all saw my terrible imagine dragons post and figured it'd be ok to follow me but i'm here to tell you i'm calling the cops and you're all going to jail for being terrible at using tumblr, and also for liking my terrible imagine dragons post

[the-flapwagon-archives]

i remade and i'm gonna abandon this blog, like this post or message me or whatever if you want the new url

[the-flapwagon-archives]

i remade and i'm gonna abandon this blog, like this post or message me or whatever if you want the new url

[the-flapwagon-archives]

i remade and i'm gonna abandon this blog, like this post or message me or whatever if you want the new url

[the-flapwagon-archives]

i remade and i'm gonna abandon this blog, like this post or message me or whatever if you want the new url

[the-flapwagon-archives]

i remade and i'm gonna abandon this blog, like this post or message me or whatever if you want the new url

[the-flapwagon-archives]

i remade and i'm gonna abandon this blog, like this post or message me or whatever if you want the new url

[the-flapwagon-archives]

i remade and i'm gonna abandon this blog, like this post or message me or whatever if you want the new url

[the-flapwagon-archives]

i remade and i'm gonna abandon this blog, like this post or message me or whatever if you want the new url

[the-flapwagon-archives]

i remade and i'm gonna abandon this blog, like this post or message me or whatever if you want the new url

[the-flapwagon-archives]

i remade and i'm gonna abandon this blog, like this post or message me or whatever if you want the new url

[the-flapwagon-archives]

i remade and i'm gonna abandon this blog, like this post or message me or whatever if you want the new url

[the-flapwagon-archives]

i remade and i'm gonna abandon this blog, like this post or message me or whatever if you want the new url

[the-flapwagon-archives]

i remade and i'm gonna abandon this blog, like this post or message me or whatever if you want the new url