posts with fake songs i can imagine so perfectly it’s like they were real

Game Changer & Make Some Noise

pixel skylines
d e v o n

titsay

#extradirty

blake kathryn
Doug Jones

Origami Around
Claire Keane

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Interview Vampire Daily
occasionally subtle
Cosimo Galluzzi
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oozey mess

if i look back, i am lost
The Stonewall Inn
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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posts with fake songs i can imagine so perfectly it’s like they were real
At least one member of the British government is doing their job.
just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom
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you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?
can i fucking help you?
A lot of people these days know Rick Astley because of funny internet joke, but he had multiple hits back in the 80s which were pretty nice! Like this one :3
her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily
to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
all of our trobles seem so small from up here
whatever I'm out of here.
Wolf on Moonlight by Frederic Remington
seb shading maldonado
mika hakkinen (2000) & franco colapinto (2026) making double overtakes down the kemmel straight
Oh nooo I hadn’t noticed that my cat’s automatic feeder was getting low on food so as usual she dashed off when she heard the machine start but I couldn’t hear the usual sound of her food falling into the bowl so I went to look and my poor cat was just. Sitting there. Staring at her empty food bowl. Then for a second she glanced up at me then right back to her bowl with the biggest, saddest, most bewildered eyes you could ever imagine on such a small creature. I filled her bowl and the machine right away ofc but I still feel a little guilty 😭
Quick artist’s rendition
HOW did this get this many notes in less than 24 hours?????
Also, in case anyone was worried, rest assured mim the local void is missing no meals
I was so scared they were heading for a romance subplot but congrats to Project Hail Mary for going for the far funnier option of 'Trolley Operator' and 'Guy She Is Actively Tying To The Tracks'. What a dynamic. Movie of the year.
mpreg vlak spatřen v divočině
I spent way too much time thinking about this, but: I think this is photoshopped.
This is the UIC brake description string, which explains in a code of letters and symbols what kind of brakes a railroad car has. The R in the diamond indicates that it has a special express brake; the D in the circle says disc brakes; the ep in the square with the smile underneath indicates that it has electro-pneumatic brake control via the 13- or 18 pin cable in accordance with UIC 558 (standard for Deutsche Bahn coaches, which appear a lot in Europe as DB keeps selling them off). The letters in between then indicate some more specifics. And those are off.
What would make sense is KE-GPR-Mg, with dashes, more letters and a slightly different order. That would be a brake type Knorr "Einheit" (universal), KE, with settings for Goods (G), Passenger (P) and Rapid (R) modes, with Mg for Magnetic track brake. Standard intercity car for 200 km/h.
MPREg lacks the dashes and otherwise doesn't make sense. Maybe as M-PR-Eg? That would be a soviet brake type Matrossow, unlikely for a car that also has UIC 558 DB and the extra-rapid R in a diamond. PR would mean it only has Passenger and Rapid modes, which is realistic. But then what is Eg? That would be an additional brake, like a magnetic track brake (which would be Mg). E is an electric brake, found on EMUs and the like, but Eg just means nothing.
So my money is on KE-GPR-Mg that got shortened and rearranged in Photoshop. Sorry.
yeah, its edited in procreate. I thought it was pretty obvious djsjjd I just found it funny helppp
It's a good joke! Sorry for me over-analysing it, my brain just couldn't let it go.
basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god
*thunderous slam dunk noise*